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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Dr. Tough posted:

Bobby Jindal is just legitimately stupid in a way that the other candidates aren't

id•i•ot (ĭdˈē-ət)
n. A foolish or stupid person.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

smg77 posted:

Lindsey Graham knows beer.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Winkie01 posted:

Rick Wilson ‏@TheRickWilson 22m22 minutes ago
Man oh man, the dumb, pre-planned move a certain campaign is about to make in the big debate is campaign-ending stupid.

Maybe it's a sex act

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

amaranthine posted:

don't think so, I believe that's rick wilson's actual account and he's some kind of republican consultant

What's it all about, exactly?

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
That The Profit show looks legitimately worse than either of these debates.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Lindsey Graham's tax policy: only tax the fuzz.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


:cripes:

that head

e: also the beer is poorly poured

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Winkie01 posted:

Rick Wilson ‏@TheRickWilson 22m22 minutes ago
Man oh man, the dumb, pre-planned move a certain campaign is about to make in the big debate is campaign-ending stupid.


Is this a troll account?

In a last ditch effort to be taken seriously, Jeb! rolls out The Aztec Tomb, and ushers Carson inside

Excelzior posted:

:cripes:

that head

e: also the beer is poorly poured

To be fair, he was probably several shots deep by that point

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm using the first streaming link and every commercial break has just been smooth jazz/elevator music and it owns

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

I'm using the first streaming link and every commercial break has just been smooth jazz/elevator music and it owns

That God for that. I can only imagine how horrible CNBC commercials are

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

I'm using the first streaming link and every commercial break has just been smooth jazz/elevator music and it owns

Same.

I do feel like I'm missing out on getting the psyche of the CNBC watcher... No, wait, I'm the opposite of missing out.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
There were a bunch of people shot just now in an Indianapolis mall.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Winkie01 posted:

Rick Wilson ‏@TheRickWilson 22m22 minutes ago
Man oh man, the dumb, pre-planned move a certain campaign is about to make in the big debate is campaign-ending stupid.

My guess is that Jeb! has a pre-planned attack on Rubio.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Winkie01 posted:

Rick Wilson ‏@TheRickWilson 22m22 minutes ago
Man oh man, the dumb, pre-planned move a certain campaign is about to make in the big debate is campaign-ending stupid.


Is this a troll account?



"Some of you candidates are cool... Just don't be at the debate tonight..."

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Epic High Five posted:

I'm using the first streaming link and every commercial break has just been smooth jazz/elevator music and it owns

I'm listening to it with a glass of wine and it's pretty calming

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
ahahaha yessssss a Blackberry

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
awesome questoin

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
~+*LIGHTNING ROUND*+~

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Lindsey Graham famously only had a flipphone until Trump gave out his number.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
CNBC: gently caress Blackberrys

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Grindr. They all use Grindr.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Hash Tag Millennials" ~ George Pataki, 2016

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Graham: Grindr, Scruff and Growler

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Lindsey what's your Grindr account

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

"uber, twitter, and uh, ... communication. the communication app."

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham famously only had a flipphone until Trump gave out his number.

And he knows it!

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
say Grindr. Say it.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Graham is fuckin' killin' it tonight

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
it's so upsetting to hear that these people are literally not living in the same world as anyone else. hillary doesn't have a computer in her office at state, this guy doesn't have a smart phone. it's like dealing with the people at work who should have retired 20 years ago

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
"Tinder, OkCupid, Grindr..."

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham famously only had a flipphone until Trump gave out his number.

Yeah, and he won't let us forget it! :v:

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
They actually didn't let Graham finish lmbo

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Pataki loves him some neoliberal psychotic corporations, huh

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Bobby clearly hasn't seen a Saints game this year

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lindsay graham: grindr

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
god this debate is dumb

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

should election day be a national holiday

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm out this is a bad debate

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

santorum, a steeler fan? I am shocked

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
"should the day after the superbowl be a national holiday?" Truly, a cutting question to the heart of the economy :nallears:

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