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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
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i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
The first stream is playing Yakety Sax hahaha

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Benny Hill music playing over commercial break on first link

omg so perfect

Best part of the debate so far

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Only CNBC has the courage to ask the Prince of Monaco about if we should cut taxes. Spoiler: we should!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oddium posted:

oh mY GOD THE BENNY HILL MUSIC

gross

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i'm litelrly on the ground laughing hhahjahjahjhah

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i'm ready to die

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Stream just has a stand-in with Yakety Sax instead of the commercial break. Highly fitting. :allears:

E: gently caress, beaten like a victim of Benny Hill's slapstick.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Joementum posted:

Foster "put an aspirin between her knees" Friess in the spin room with Rick.



soooo was just looking him up and:

foster friess posted:

While being interviewed by Andrea Mitchell, regarding contraception, Friess said, "And this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it's so – it's such – inexpensive, you know, back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly."

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Was that Katie couric in the BMW commercial?

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

oddium posted:

oh mY GOD THE BENNY HILL MUSIC

See, this... this is why I subject myself to these debates. Magic moments like this :allears:

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
by gawd is that benny hill music

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The third stream has the commercial breaks. Apparently every CNBC show is about asking WORLD LEADERS to comment on THE HARD HITTING ISSUES.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

Foster "put an aspirin between her knees" Friess in the spin room with Rick.



Doyle Brunson's endorsement already went to Rubio, what is this Rick!

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Fullhouse posted:

don't forget cutting taxes too

it makes me feel gross to admit it but trump is the only reason i'm watching.

oh and that secret stupid plan someone mentioned.

Harald posted:

i'm ready to die

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: Graham interrupts them before they can start.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Joementum posted:

:lol: Graham interrupts them before they can start.

:cheers: Needs more Coors.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"You had a great team and I enjoyed the hell out of it." --- Lindsey "The Slush" Graham. :swoon:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Sharkie posted:

I think we should...cut government spending!

Oh yeah, well I think we should, uh, cut government spending!!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

AlternateNu posted:

:cheers: Needs more Coors.

only santorum drinks that garbage. graham would never touch the stuff

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
He's so excited!

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
maybe more people would be able to work if others weren't working two or three jobs to get by?

nah.

edit: tax cuts are the answer.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Is anyone else watching the CNBC stream that literally played the Benny Hill song during the last break instead of an ad?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caught Grahammin

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I hear southpark going "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS" in the background of livenewschat.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

Kro-Bar posted:

Is anyone else watching the CNBC stream that literally played the Benny Hill song during the last break instead of an ad?

they just started playing the south park "they took er jerbs" while lindsey was talking

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
I think what you're articulating is a set of policies. I can't be sure because you're tight as a skunk right now, Mr. Senator.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I WANT WAR

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Al Borland posted:

I hear southpark going "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS" in the background of livenewschat.

whew, I thought I was hallucinating

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Graham has an immediate answer on what he'd do w/r/t Putin. Kind of amazing.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

AfroLine posted:

I WANT WAR

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
lol, Lindsay Graham has a lot of very terrible foreign policy ideas.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

let's give more military equipment to rebels in the ukraine. that worked really well when russia did it

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
ON DAY ONE I would do *list of things already being done*

edit: maybe not arming Ukraine. yet. but I promise to start a world war!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Al Borland posted:

I hear southpark going "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS" in the background of livenewschat.

Yeah, did anyone watching on real tv hear that also? It was pretty :psyduck:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Naet posted:

whew, I thought I was hallucinating

I had to pause it for a second because I thought I was going crazy too.
At first i thought it was dumb republican rednecks arguing in the background, then I realized it was southpark.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Graham: What does Obamacare gotta do with health care?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
ITS MY FAVORITE PARKING LOT WOOO

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Randy in his finest fleece vest with the collar flipped up, rappin' with the kids.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
how is rand paul so dumb

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Oh poo poo, one bumper sticker! CALL THE ELECTION NOW!

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