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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


ALL AT THE DISCRETION OF THE MODERATOR

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
GOVERNOR WHO, FOLLOWED BY FACILITATOR OF DOG MURDER

Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx
Fire flower Mario is in the audience I see.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Market experts

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
gently caress already came during the intro

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Weed is becoming pivotal as the candidates (and anchors, OMG) become increasingly painful to watch sober.


Pretty soon it'll be uncut heroin.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
The difference between Jeb! and Rubio's smiles

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


That applause sounds piped in

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Joementum posted:

Use the hashtag #UnnescessarilyLongHashtagNobodyWillUse

too hard to spell, I think

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ted Cruz's face terrifies me.

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


Do they vet the tweets on the ticker?

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUU5rMgSj_I

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

SpRahl posted:

Kiddie debate was awful i take it?
I could talk poo poo about it but after that awful hour of punditry between debates it seems like a breath of fresh air

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Did Fiorina get the biggest applause?

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Of course they love Carly. Hahaha.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol I don't think they got the memo that the path to the GOP nom involves AS LITTLE TALK ABOUT DRUGS AS POSSIBLE

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

WrightOfWay posted:

Do they vet the tweets on the ticker?

I'm not convinced they know how

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Ted Cruz's face terrifies me.

the saddest man

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
what the gently caress was that jaunty poo poo, rand

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004


Javier Manjarres
‏@THESHARKTANK1
.@JebBush doesn't even acknowledge @marcorubio as he walks on stage #CNBCGOPDebate @MarcACaputo


Jeb! salty

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Ted Cruz's face terrifies me.

Its like hes wearing a skin mask on his own skin

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

That promo some how forgot to mention Benghazi!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Holy poo poo did Carly get a facelift or something? :stare:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

WrightOfWay posted:

Do they vet the tweets on the ticker?

I giggled at the one by Patton Oswalt.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Ted Cruz's suit doesn't fit, Rand's does. thats embarrassing

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

kasich can go gently caress off!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"gently caress yo question" ~ John Kasich

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kasich.... that's not the question you were asked.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

prepare for the Michael Scott greatest weakness answer

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

lol Kasich

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Good question. Now watch this drive.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Great start Kasich

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

good question, but gently caress answering it

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
"Good question, now I'm not going to answer it."literally everyone on stage

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

lol yes "a job interview with the American people"

"Senator Paul, tell us about a time that you provided great customer service"

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

Kasich.... that's not the question you were asked.

I'm going to allow it

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

God bless John Kasich.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
10 or 11 people being deported???

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Deporting 10 or 11 people.

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Ten or eleven, uh, people

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