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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Is fiorina malfunctioning?

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Is Carly Fiorina a Tumblrina?

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Cruz with a legit joke. Oh noes...

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

BOBBY NEWPORT

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
My biggest weakness is that I care too much: Ted Cruz

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Wages stagnated because your ill outsourced all the jobs you dumb gently caress.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I swear to god the skin on Cruz's face gets looser each and every time

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Skyl3lazer posted:

Jeb gives a real answer, is ignored.
Wait, do you really think that was a real answer

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

cruz' biggest weakness is anything involving fun

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

my weakness is that i lust for proletariat blood - cold war carly

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ted cruz: "my biggest weakness is that im a big simpering prick"

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I want someone to just drop their poll number under a weakness

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My biggest weakness is being an awful gently caress who looks 30 years older than he is

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I don't know what it is but I reeeeeeally don't like her.

Also lol at her talking about people not having jobs.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

cruz is making me deeply uncomfortable

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Ratios and Tendency posted:

I literally cannot watch this. I lasted about halfway through Kasich.

at least the things kasich is saying are technically true

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
DOWN GOES LINDSAY

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
The Worst Wingman

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lol Christie

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
LMAO CRUZ

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I... can provide transportation.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

"My weakness is that you assholes are a google search away from finding out I fired your family."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The last 8 years have been a big party? It's been a pretty lovely party!

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

spoon0042 posted:

I... can provide transportation.

Cruz: I will be your designated driver. I will get you home

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My biggest weakness is dying in 2 years

MariusMS
Jan 26, 2006

Who's laughing now?
Clapping Larry
Under no circumstances would I let Cruz drive me home

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
i want all of these jerkwads to drop dead

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i missed most of it. how much time is left and what did i miss?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I hate how Cruz speaks, its like a slimy megachurch preacher, ugh

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Friend zoned cruz

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rivetz posted:

The Worst Wingman

the worst uber driver

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
90% TAXES

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

gently caress you chris

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

chrstie going for the graham zinger strategy

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
I see they've decided to stop attacking each other and just attack the democrats instead.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


what was the end of cruz's answer?!?!?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Carly Fiorina: Obama loves the job creators too much.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So Hillary is not the Socialist then.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Motto posted:

cruz is making me deeply uncomfortable

"I will drive you home" -- Ted "Bundy" Cruz

:yikes:

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
When the gently caress is Chris Christie getting voted out of his governorship

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