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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS
Christie going for the democrat candidate jabs instead of answering the question.

Would have thought he would have figured out that Trump will always be more notable on the offensive compared to him.

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

noted isolationist Hillary Clinton

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
cruz 2016: america's dd

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MrAristocrates posted:

I never know what the hell Carson is talking about

Neither does he

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Chris Christie should have dropped out months ago.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Ted Cruz: Your Government Uber.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie is fat

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
All these are the "My biggest weakness is I care too much!"

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Hillary would murder you Chris with a look, let's be honest

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Sharkie posted:

i missed most of it. how much time is left and what did i miss?

The actual debate just started

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


lol stop threatening hillary you big fat baby

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nobody has fostered foreign democracies like the GOP

Lol @ Christie wanting to go on stage with Hillary. I've love to see that

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I bet Hillary could make it within 2 miles of the White House next September

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My biggest weakness is being a petulant child with lots of pokemon cards. Im lovin it

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Paul's biggest weakness: review boards

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Half of these answers were just their opening statements lol

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
oh my god I looked away and was 100% sure Rand was his dad

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Logikv9 posted:

christie is fat

Its true

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Mr Jaunts posted:

I hate how Cruz speaks, its like a slimy megachurch preacher, ugh

Cruz is a real fighter when presented with the exposed back of his political rival

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Kasich: NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION

Huckabee: I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES. UNLESS MY WIFE TELLS YOU THAT BITCH.

Bush: HOLY poo poo AN HONEST ANSWER. SOUNDS LIKABLE.

Rubio: NOT AN ANSWER

Trump: I AM A VINDICTIVE MAN

Carson: I don't see myself being President

Fiorina: SOME TELL ME I DON'T SMILE ENOUGH. WELL gently caress EM.

Cruz: Blatant lies

Christie: I DON'T SEE WEAKNESS.

Paul: You asked "Why are you running," right? I forgot and I'm just assuming.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"I quit my job because I'm an idiot DEBT"

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I still can't believe Jeb is the only sucker to actually answer the question lmao

Sylphid
Aug 3, 2012

Motto posted:

cruz is making me deeply uncomfortable

It just proves you're human.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Obama personally is borrowing this money

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.

memy posted:

When the gently caress is Chris Christie getting voted out of his governorship
Not soon enough

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

"I'll drive ya home in this beautiful, cherry, velour interior, 1989 pearl-white Chrysler Lebaron"

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

Sharkie posted:

i missed most of it. how much time is left and what did i miss?

It just started, the streams are jittery though

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

my biggest weakness is strawberry smoothies - christeeee

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MariusMS posted:

Under no circumstances would I let Cruz drive me home

Well somebody needs to now that Ted Kennedy is dead.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
laffo

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Rand has the same weakness as Kasich.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
rand sounds congested

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Trump status: rekt

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

"mr. trump, your question is: how many wishes are left on your monkey's paw"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hahahaha

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Joementum posted:

So Hillary is not the Socialist then.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
I'll vote for Rand Paul if he lets me use his scalp to clean my kitchen sink.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
lol just got home. Last time my tv was on was during the democrat debate, time before that the previous republican one.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

please ask the nice questions

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Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS
Goddamn, Trump. Out swinging already.

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