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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Whoa, Carson is literally going to double-tax corporations by taking 15% twice?

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Jerusalem posted:

Trump: gently caress you!
Kasich: No, gently caress YOU!

Moderators: Okay, can we move on to
Everyone: gently caress OFF!

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Oh my godddd Ben that's not how taxes work.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
flat tax outta nowhere

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



I'm so glad that there is a debate between Kasich, Trunp and Carson. Who the hell else is on stage?

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Ted Cruz always sounds like a SNL parody of himself.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cutting from trump to carson is like chugging a bottle of nyquil mid rave

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
lol then carson with the sleepy pussy attack.

Like Trump is the rabid wolverine and Carson is the sleepy owner with it on a leash that he accidentally lets slip and says "oops..."

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
TED CRUZ DOT ORG

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

gullah jack posted:

You might as well put Kasich in the ground right now because Trump just loving killed him

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Ben Carson, making eye contact with the smart kids in the class

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Oh my godddd Ben that's not how taxes work.

Ben is the dumbest man on the stage

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
What did trump say in response to kasich?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Anybody heard from Jeb! Bush? Did he get invited to this?

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



XyrlocShammypants posted:

This is the death of Carson

He's going to keep getting attention so long as Iowans keep on trying to worship him as their new god

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Tatum Girlparts posted:

They should play the space jam theme behind this

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...Name=snoopsagan

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Ben Carson sounds like glue forgets where he is mid sentence.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
What the gently caress does Carson even say? I feel like it's impossible to actually track what he says for more than four or five words in a row.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Demonachizer posted:

gently caress what did Trump say? I switched from stream to live :(

Same :(

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
GOD gently caress YOU TED

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Cruz's website is down.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Why is it TedCruz.org?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Would it be possible for goons to slowly take over the Twitter ticker?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Ben Carson, wiping the board with his sleeve

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

Anybody heard from Jeb! Bush? Did he get invited to this?

I don't think Mommy and Daddy Bush are going to be happy with his lackluster performance

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

XyrlocShammypants posted:

This is the death of Carson

it wasn't going to last long but :rip: anyways

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.


He eviscerated Kasich

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i want donald to murder all these loving idiots tbh

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


cruz will never be president because he looks like a grotesque caricature of a car salesman

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Demonachizer posted:

What did trump say in response to kasich?

basically 'you lucked out with fracking and you're a loving banker (maybe on a board? Who knows) you got us in this mess in the first place'.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Joementum posted:

Anybody heard from Jeb! Bush? Did he get invited to this?

He doesn't have the energy for this sort of thing, I think

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Moderators are kinda letting this slip out of hand.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Josh Lyman posted:

Why is it TedCruz.org?

Tedcruz.com is probably goatse right now

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



reagan

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

"wonderful think tanks"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ur a good person

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Jeb have to leave to meet his mom and dad or something?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
big words there teddy, better dumb it down

gotta know your audience

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Nobody understands these numbers.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Kro-Bar posted:

What the gently caress does Carson even say? I feel like it's impossible to actually track what he says for more than four or five words in a row.

look, that's not...look - it's very simple - uhh, go back to the transcript. if you see the transcript, what i actually said, it's not that at all. it's uhh

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