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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
We need 3 pages because you plebes are too loving stupid to handle any more

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
"My name is Carly Fiorina... and I am a rehash of a controversial joke from the Daily Show four years ago!"

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




I can only understand 1/14 of this thread.

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

Why don't they just cut their mics?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Fiorina: "Small businesspeople are dumb and we need to make things dumb for them"

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
see ted, that's how ya do it

carly knows you just spout a bunch of retarded gibberish

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if u need an expert to do a 1040 EZ, you dumb af, im just saiyajin

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
gulp here we go

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
This is TedCruz.com

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The moderators don't seem to enjoy their job this evening.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Logikv9 posted:

"Average people are so retarded that they can't read more than 3 pages" - Carly Fiorina

not wrong

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



"people are morons" -- icarly

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Deadulus posted:

The Republican Party really is a cargo cult of Reagan.

Reagan? That RINO? :toughguy:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Uh Carly, people aren't quite that stupid.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
i, too, can only understand 3 pages worth of things at once

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

mmm sweaty

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

lol where is jeb bush or marco rubio

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Rubio why don't you do your job?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Fun fact: code at Hewlett Packard wasn’t allowed to exceed three lines under Fiorina.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
"People are functionally illiterate"

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Jesus christ, Americans can't read more than three pages? Actually she is probably correct.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

cheese eats mouse posted:

This is TedCruz.com



:drat:

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
"The Republican establishment"

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Americans are too stupid to understand more than three pages of text, but I also forgot entirely about Dubya's tax cuts.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
gdi time to buy Rubio on predictit

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

cheese eats mouse posted:

This is TedCruz.com



lol

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Holy poo poo. Fiorina's taking a page (or 3) from 2012's best candidate. :O

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"We can't afford to have another 4 years like the last 8 years"......?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Rubio have you tried doing your job?

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Joementum posted:

Anybody heard from Jeb! Bush? Did he get invited to this?

he said he can't fake anger and then he got Trumped but that kasich trumping was so glorious that i forgot what jeb!s trumping was

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Carly Fiorina thinks couples can only handle 3 pages of tax forms.

She's probably being optimistic.

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat
Apparently I can't read a 4 page document.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this country needs me so much that i have dropped literally everything else to focus on this

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


Rubio pretending he's not an establishment candidate

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I would pay an absurd amount of money to have Marco Rubio's accent.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
rubio obviously reading off a script

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

3 pages, wing dings font

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"mr rubio why are you here?"

"that is a great question, and lots of people ask me that"

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Just wait, Rand is going to say he can bring it down to one page

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

paranoid randroid posted:

i want donald to murder all these loving idiots tbh

good news!

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