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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

shut up Rand we need blood not serious answers

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Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
This is amazing, this debate is just one long scream

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


"gently caress you, gently caress your mother, gently caress everyone you've ever loved. Oh, you don't want me to answer your question?"

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
and now for toy phone with something completely false

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Moderator: Suck it Cruz, we're giving your time to Rand loving Paul, go back to your corner.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



spoon0042 posted:

what is happening

I have a giant throbbing erection watching Ted Cruz get shut the gently caress down, that's what.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Oh rand Paul, you're still here?

Seriously, he's gotten like no screen time and it's hilarious.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Rand: taking hostages didn’t go as well as I hoped last time.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

AfroLine posted:

Is Huckabee still there? Christie?

Taken out back and shot

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
this debate has been peak loving republican and cruz is their leader

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
daveweigel @daveweigel
If you’re just checking in, Cruz destroyed the bias of CNBC — the network where Rick Santelli launched the Tea Party #CNBCGOPDebate

Saw A Dog Die
Feb 11, 2008

Cruz clearly had that planned, but was stupid enough to use it as a response to an actual question.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

blablablabla posted:

Mensheviks werent that bad

b-b-but socialism

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Rand Paul trying to put everybody to sleep after the drama

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This would have been a perfect time for Rubio to ask Cruz if he needed some water

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
They are taking money from domestic spending and spending it on domestic things!!! HORRIBLE

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Getting too intense, let's cut to Rand

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Splending the dime

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Christie hasn't spoken yet. I wonder when he's gonna try to butt in.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

tinstaach posted:

"gently caress you, gently caress your mother, gently caress everyone you've ever loved. Oh, you don't want me to answer your question?"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WASTED MY TIME! FUCKIN LIBERAL BIAS

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I never really realized that Rand Paul sounds just a little bit like The Californians.

I think it's the Doo-ooo-ing instead of doing.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

How the gently caress is SS and Medicare not domestic spending.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

NO RANDY THE DEBT CEILING SHOULD NOT BE USED AS LEVERAGE WHEN IT DECIDES THE ECONOMY OF THE WORLD

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rutX0I6NxU

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
I'd just like to mention that death to america

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Why does every Republican candidate seem surprised when they end up on a debate stage being asked questions by the media?

EVERY. loving. TIME.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Guess Cruz was a Royalist

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ya wnat some water for all that salt, ted?

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

CarlCX posted:

In Ted Cruz's head he totally kicked that moderator's rear end and looks amazing

Lots of retards also think this

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

ahhhhhhhh rand's not sustaining me... gimme the good stuff ..................

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Chris Christie is going to get asked a question some day

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Christ. Cruz is asked a question, wastes his entire 60 seconds haranguing the moderators, then gets angry when they move on to the next person instead of giving him another 60 seconds to answer the original question, and pretends they're doing it because they don't want him to answer the question. That just happened, right?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

GamingHyena posted:

Why does every Republican candidate seem surprised when they end up on a debate stage being asked questions by the media?

EVERY. loving. TIME.

Gotcha questions: any question I don't like, and I hate questions.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm convinced rand and carson are both here as speed bumps to keep the debate from turning into an actual fist fight

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

AfroLine posted:

Is Huckabee still there? Christie?

finally a room where their two grotesque bodies aren't the most noticeable things present

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
I turn on the debate and I hear "Bolsheviks and Mensheviks"

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Cruz looks like a chubby pasty sad-bat-eared Dracula, and it's really distracting.

Rand Paul, I'm worried about your hair.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

potato of destiny posted:

I'd just like to mention that death to america

signed

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Alien Arcana posted:

Christ. Cruz is asked a question, wastes his entire 60 seconds haranguing the moderators, then gets angry when they move on to the next person instead of giving him another 60 seconds to answer the original question, and pretends they're doing it because they don't want him to answer the question. That just happened, right?

Nope you got it

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Alien Arcana posted:

Christ. Cruz is asked a question, wastes his entire 60 seconds haranguing the moderators, then gets angry when they move on to the next person instead of giving him another 60 seconds to answer the original question, and pretends they're doing it because they don't want him to answer the question. That just happened, right?

ye

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