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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
If we reduce government then the companies will just.. like... disolve and poo poo.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Marco you're bad at money, why do you want literally all the money

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Cael posted:

I cannot loving wait to see the bar graph of which candidate had which amount of speaking time.

All bets are off if we include interruptions and screaming in the timing

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Rubio: you are an idiot with money

gently caress yes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Marco, you hosed up all this poo poo."
"Nah I didn't."

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Looooove this question

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Pick posted:

carly helped by making HP less rich and powerful

lmfao

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

This is boring I wouldn't vote for any of you PUT ON TRUMP!

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
This is how socialism begins...not with a bang, but a *pcffffffftttttttrrrrrrrrt*

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Dahbadu posted:

Reading goons post about the debate is SOO much better than actually listening to it. I went from watching the Bernie stream to this. So far I've lasted 5 minutes... I don't know how you people do it.

I'm just here for Trump.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Calling the allegations outright lies and then ignoring them is a good republican move

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


oh my god what a question

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
MY FATHER WAS A poo poo MINER

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Rubio: you are an idiot with money

Yeah that's what the lamestream media wants you to think :rolleyes:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
What the gently caress kind of weird argument is that

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Women, am I right?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
A good Christian education.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

"No, you," said Marco Rubio.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

JosefStalinator posted:

How the gently caress did the government cause student loan debts?

student financing or whatever it is called is tied directly with college rates. They literally hire people who figure out how much money the government is willing to allow students and then match the prices to that.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Rubio is winning so far, this question was handled well.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rubio "I am poo poo with money just like you, the average American!"

MariusMS
Jan 26, 2006

Who's laughing now?
Clapping Larry
Kasich just stewing and ready to pounce if ever called upon again

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Rubio is going to win

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Four blocks from where you grew up? You mean the ocean?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Who is this Sallie Mae getting a thousand dollars????? Is it one of your whores?????

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


My wife is so stupid she thinks Sallie Mae is a real person

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
sallie mae was taking $1000 every month? jesus gently caress marco, whered you get your loans from, a check cashing place?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jonathan Bernstein @jbview
If Jeb! and Pataki changed places, would anyone confuse the two way-out-of-office governors?

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
Rubio why are you a kid?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmfao

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
So there hasn't been any "campaign ending events" yet? What could it be?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

A good Christian education.
None of that socialist public liberal indoctrination for the Rubio children.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio's loving book promo why

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Rubio: "I'm broke, please give me money Koch Bros."

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
holy poo poo rubio

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Rubio is going to win

if he doesn't get locked up for strangling the moderator

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


"I'm not worried about my finances"

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3
Did... I see his Sallie Mae joke somewhere else earlier today?

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
non pussy eating guy ‏@DesiJed 2m2 minutes ago
Jeb's warm kiss comment made my pussy turn into sleeve of saltine crackers. #GOPDebate

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Rubio shilling his book live on stage to thunderous applause

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