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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Audience seems to give Rubio insane applause no matter what he says.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
kasich has awful posture

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Has Rand Paul said anything at all so far?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

greatn posted:

Ha $40 k is the lowest he could imagine someone making.

The rest are teenagers working at McDonald's like Adam Smith intended

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Reminder: John Kasich hosted a prime time show on Fox News.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
When can we cut the chaff here and have an actual debate with like 4 or 5 people

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
woooo death tax

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


SgtScruffy posted:

Did that "Career-ending stupid" thing that that one guy on twitter foreshadowed happen yet? I'm late to the party :(

"wet kiss"

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Colonel Corazon posted:

hahahahah jobs ohio yessss

the most blatant crony capitalism ever - "let me take this government program, make it private, and sell it to my friends"

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I approve of the continued shutting out of Mike Huckabee

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Von Sloneker posted:

non pussy eating guy ‏@DesiJed 2m2 minutes ago
Jeb's warm kiss comment made my pussy turn into sleeve of saltine crackers. #GOPDebate


SgtScruffy posted:

Did that "Career-ending stupid" thing that that one guy on twitter foreshadowed happen yet? I'm late to the party :(

i think it was when he criticized rubio for missing votes and said "what, are you on a french work week"? rubio responded with "Heh, you're only saying that cause someone told you to"

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rubio is sealing it here. Jeb better pull out all the stops, Trump is a side show, Rubio is the danger.

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I'm just here for Trump.

Seriously, his answer about bankruptcy was the only answer that didn't make me want to turn the thing off (I've since turned it off, and I'm just reading the thread). Why are they giving so much airtime to these jokers that are at 3 percent in the polls?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

pathetic little tramp posted:

Has Rand Paul said anything at all so far?

Plz don't autism speech shame

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kasich's arms are attached directly to his neck. He has no shoulders.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the hottest, tightest incentives

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Mitt Romney posted:

Audience seems to give Rubio insane applause no matter what he says.

like Jeb! said, he's the republican Obama.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Mitt Romney posted:

Audience seems to give Rubio insane applause no matter what he says.

The RNC packs these halls with supporters of who they want to lead. Last time was Fiorina, now it's Rubio.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

Has Rand Paul said anything at all so far?

whined about the debt ceiling and announced his intention to engage in economic terrorism

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



pls talk 2 trump

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mitt Romney posted:

Audience seems to give Rubio insane applause no matter what he says.

He's won every interaction he's had tonight.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Seriously Clinton's twitter is responding to the debate second by second, with obligatory graphic.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Deadulus posted:

Need more Trump

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
What is John Kasich talking with his hands, arms, limbs I didn't even know existed!

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Get back to Trump!

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

did someone bet kasich to beat them with one arm behind his back

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

SgtScruffy posted:

Did that "Career-ending stupid" thing that that one guy on twitter foreshadowed happen yet? I'm late to the party :(

It was probably Cruz going Full Gingrich and attacking the moderators.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



GamingHyena posted:

When can we cut the chaff here and have an actual debate with like 4 or 5 people

Chaffe already dropped out :v:

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme

Mitt Romney posted:

Audience seems to give Rubio insane applause no matter what he says.

audience were all invited personally by Colorado Republicans who think that they will win here by sucking up to our Hispanic brothers and sisters (rather then treating them like fellow humans).

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

935 posted:

"wet kiss"

"Mr. Bush our polling found your inherent testosterone driven musk is repelling voters. Is there any way you can be more of a pansy the next debate?"

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


a constitutional amendment is a terrible loving idea lmfao

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Put Trump back on, I enjoy watching that yamanba'd wrecking ball flick spittle.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
so do the semi-finals for the debates limit it to 6 or less candidates on stage?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Shageletic posted:

Seriously Clinton's twitter is responding to the debate second by second, with obligatory graphic.

Theres probably like 40 people hired to work it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
David Axelrod @davidaxelrod
In a way, knowing attacks on his character & practices that were sure to come has benefitted @marcorubio. He's been batting then all back.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Man, I'm reading my phone and cooking and reading Facebook, where's Trump?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Is CNBC purposely shutting trump out because he threatened to boycott the debate a couple weeks ago?

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
ohio should be removed from the planet

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

If these stupid liberal debate moderators focused on the issues like they keep asking for, they would dig their own graves

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a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Ok cool so nobody is going to answer the questions asked.

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