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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
See they just care about the sick and the poor.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Let's cure diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and Alzheimer's

Not when you cut NIH funding

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
I really don't want Rubio to be the establishment candidate...

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Literal question: Does anyone remember anything Jeb! has said?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Get rid of all subsidies. Hahahah.

I'm sure that won't cause any issues at all.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


oh, jeb's still talking

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

tranime scholar posted:

why don't we just cure cancer????

i mean it's gotta be easy right

Curing cancer is easy. Saving the patient on the other hand.....

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
love that info graphic, get hosed jeb

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Jeb should have just stayed in finance he's got a Ben Wyatt like look where you can just tell he gets excited looking at spreadsheets.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Did Huckabee just say that his plan is to cure cancer?

He has said something like it before.

I think he means like a big project like landing on the moon but for finding a cure for diabetes and cancers.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


If people die now they won't be around to die in Iran

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I love how Bernie's name is getting out.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
The government has tried it

Let me be government

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

JEB! being a disingenuous piece of poo poo.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Who's the guy talking right now with the glasses?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
why is bush still at the big kids debate

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

BeOSPOS posted:

we forgot

That's why we need an elephant in charge

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i will cure blimps

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

XK posted:

Literal question: Does anyone remember anything Jeb! has said?

Who?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Jeb

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Jeb! is so hilariously bad. God, I'd kind of forgotten how ridiculously loving stupid Bushes can sound.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

huckabee translation: if we remove healthcare, social darwinism will relieve our healthcare burden

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

i will cure blimps

you can't

america will be naked and defenseless

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Ask them If the would go back to the tax levels under Reagan, while pointing out that they would be much higher than they are under Obama.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jeb must not have been a good consultant if Lehman Brothers went bankrupt with him on board :v:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Moderator: NO!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Huckabee has the cure for all these things, and he's holding out on us?

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Cure Alzheimer's? HOLY poo poo. WHY DID NO ONE ELSE THINK OF THAT.

Sounds like someone hasn't tried Dr. Ben Carson's Alzheimer-Curing Blood, Liver, and Stomach Renovator!

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i will build a new blimp, bigger and higher, and use it to shake God's hand

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
SHUT HHIMM DOWN

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
"and has Mitt...... mentioned..."
Bush is for Romney

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
wait, so was the big pre-planned attack thing Jeb! hitting Rubio? Is that all?

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
lol at all of them trying to ape 1% stuff

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

I'm not going to yell

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

you can't

america will be naked and defenseless

im gonna do it. here i go....

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You're wrong, and lying, Marco, you're bad at lying.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Uh oh Rubio has drawn some ire, he might falter here.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

AlternateNu posted:

I really don't want Rubio to be the establishment candidate...

:unsmigghh:

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Moderator found his balls

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
look this moderator grew some balls

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