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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

How much time is left?

45 min

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkHorse posted:

"it worked for reagan" you mean that massive war on drugs that basically EVERYBODY agrees was a bad idea with unintended consequences?

Oh yeah the War on Drugs.... how long did that thing take to win anyway? 3 months, 6?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
sephiroth_ira's avatar is synching up to this isaac hayes theyre playing on my stream

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

How much time is left?

20 minutes to this abortion of a debate

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I will vote for whoever lights one up right now while answering a question.
I will vote for whoever actually answers a question.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
BARRY WHITE
the music in the stream is the best part of this thing

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Is... is it over? I went afk for a minute.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

fsif posted:

Is there any chance they ask about BLM?

no because this is the Serious Economic Debate About Your Money, not about your guns

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Jerusalem posted:

I get the feeling he's gonna need a shitload of it after this debate is over.

Or maybe his performance is because he smoked a shitload of it before they started.

Nah, that's just Jeb!

He's a horrible candidate, made worse by his fool desire to defend his brother in all things.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Most humble performance of the night: Donald Trump.

He really wants that Secret Service code name.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

Oh yeah the War on Drugs.... how long did that thing take to win anyway? 3 months, 6?

we would have won the war on drugs if hippies hadn't tied the generals hands behind their backs

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

blablablabla posted:

how can you forget "lets just cure cancer"

it's going to go down like gingrich's "money for moon men" comment

berzerker
Aug 18, 2004
"If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all."

Trabisnikof posted:

I keep forgetting huckabee is there

I keep forgetting JEB! Bush is there, which is not good for his campaign

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Calling tonight's winners as:
1.) Rubio
2.) Cruz
3.) Fiorina

Losers are:
1.) CNBC
2.) The General Concept of Metaphors
3.) Bush

Rubio looks like he might actually get the nomination

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Anyone got a working link mine went down

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
this is so loving hilarious and retarded. WHY DON'T WE JUST CURE CANCER? I BET THAT WOULD SAVE SOME MONEY HEH

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Joementum posted:

Most humble performance of the night: Donald Trump.

It's the perfect gambit. Be as crazy and outspoken as possible to draw attention and then when your opponents try to match your energy level, act normal so they look crazy.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

blablablabla posted:

how can you forget "lets just cure cancer"

President Bartlett (PBUH) had a similar idea once. :colbert:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Moderators should ask which has killed more police officers, BLM or the War on Drugs?

Moderators should also kill themselves because they are terrible

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

people say kasich is decent but hes just as much of a poo poo as every other idiot on stage

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
I hope to god Slate puts out a Political Kombat '16 next year (with updated move set for Trump). It would be glorious. :getin:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

QuoProQuid posted:

Calling tonight's winners as:
1.) Rubio
2.) Cruz
3.) Fiorina

Losers are:
1.) MSNBC
2.) The General Concept of Metaphors
3.) Bush

WRONG NO TRUMP.

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

I WAS PROMISED HILLARY ADS, CNBC

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I thought Hillary was going to be airing ads

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland posted:

Anyone got a working link mine went down

I'm using the hulk url from the OP

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Defenestration posted:

no because this is the Serious Economic Debate About Your Money, not about your guns

for a serious economic debate they sure are letting a bunch of lovely dudes walk all over them

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

Anyone got a working link mine went down

This is the only one that worked for me http://www.showscorners.com/watch-republican-debate-live/

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Ugh it started out so well too.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Donald J. Trump @realDonldTrump
I'm embarrassed to be a part of this debate.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

smg77 posted:

The Donald has been such a disappointment tonight
His demolishing of kasich was the highlight of the night

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

QuoProQuid posted:

Calling tonight's winners as:
1.) Rubio
2.) Cruz
3.) Fiorina

Losers are:
1.) MSNBC
2.) The General Concept of Metaphors
3.) Bush

Winners: Post-irony
Losers: Reality, Math

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

QuoProQuid posted:

Calling tonight's winners as:
1.) Rubio
2.) Cruz
3.) Fiorina

Losers are:
1.) MSNBC
2.) The General Concept of Metaphors
3.) Bush

CNBC is hosting the debate

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Colonel Corazon posted:

I WAS PROMISED HILLARY ADS, CNBC

I KNOWWW

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I predict Trump's lie about the moderator having her facts wrong from his own website to bite him in the rear end with an article from a major news source in less than ten minutes after the debate is over.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

babypolis posted:

people say kasich is decent but hes just as much of a poo poo as every other idiot on stage

It's like stepping in poo poo instead of falling face first in it.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Steven CrowderVerified account ‏@scrowder 7m7 minutes ago
Can someone send little Ahmed into that moderator pit with a "suitcase clock"? #GOPDebate

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Judging by commercials, CNBC is a network run by 8th graders' ideas of a what a grown-up news network is.

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Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

smg77 posted:

The Donald has been such a disappointment tonight

Shockingly he's doing the smart thing, throwing his people the occasional bone and letting the others try and fail to ape his schtick

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