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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I almost want Chris Christie to win the nomination so I can watch Hillary make him cry three times on national television

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Jesus shut up about Ohio
Whenever Kasich says "in Ohio..." most Americans go "oh yeah, that shithole."

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Rand: drat they had a lot of kids

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kill you're grandparents

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

ITS A BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

please give me hillary ads

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Joementum posted:

There has been a question about regulating fantasy sports.

There has not been a question about regulating Wall Street.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

If this debate played by normal rules, Rubio won and the frontrunners did no damage.

But the thing went off the rails about twenty minutes in and most of the playback clips will be about attacking the moderators, so I've got no idea.

If it holds...

Rubio, and Trump won.
Cruz, Christie, Huckabee did well.
Fiorina meh.
Kasich, and Rand are manlets.
Jeb is cucked beyond cucked.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

So loving terrified to actually come out and say to their old as gently caress voting base they want to cut their government benefits.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bittersweet Symphony may be a bad song choice there, The Profit

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
paul is completely blowing it with his nonpartisan rhetoric

run as an I or something dude

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

I like that the GOP has fully embraced anarcho-capitalism

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

GamingHyena posted:

"gently caressKill your grandparents!" - Rand Paul

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
If only your parents had some god drat sense and didn't gently caress like jack rabbits!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Next debate candidates will have to wear shock collars controlled by the moderators.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
its the sexhavers fault

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Joementum posted:

There has been a question about regulating fantasy sports.

There has not been a question about regulating Wall Street.

fantasy sports are a blight on my live sports television enjoyment experience

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Did The Verve sponsor this debate or something? How many times do we have to hear CNBCs own ads?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

if i meet the buddha on the road, i will kill him

the buddha is isis

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Joementum posted:

There has been a question about regulating fantasy sports.

There has not been a question about regulating Wall Street.

The weirder thing is that someone came out in favor of regulating a market of any sort.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Hells yeah Stevie Nicks

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ran Paul actually correct that Baby Boomers are the worst

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Scrolling ticker at the bottom

"Maybe no one should be president? Four years we just do our own thing and see how it goes?"

Is this the Onion?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I wanted to see someone commit political suicide and it hasn't happened yet.

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
commercial calling small businesses the backbone of the american economy while "bittersweet symphony" plays

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Drone strike.. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnow?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ohio isn't that bad guys

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

MrAristocrates posted:

I almost want Chris Christie to win the nomination so I can watch Hillary make him cry three times on national television

televised suicide is good for the ratings

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




mormonpartyboat posted:

"baby boomers are filthy breeders"
-rand paul

:agreed:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

nachos posted:

Kill you're grandparents

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
"gently caress boomers" --An actual candidate for president.

MariusMS
Jan 26, 2006

Who's laughing now?
Clapping Larry
Continuing the family legacy; kill you're grandparents

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

If this debate played by normal rules, Rubio won and the frontrunners did no damage.

But the thing went off the rails about twenty minutes in and most of the playback clips will be about attacking the moderators, so I've got no idea.

i'm thinking 99% of the talk about this will be clips and quips about the liberal media,at least in repub circles

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

big data!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

paranoid randroid posted:

rand doesnt want to do anymroe of these dumbass debates

He just doesn't have his dad's folksy, bemused,"What the hell am I even doing here? Who are these idiots oh my God what are they even talking about?" charm going for him.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Zoran posted:

I wanted to see someone commit political suicide and it hasn't happened yet.

I wanted to see someone commit actual suicide.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Joementum posted:

There has been a question about regulating fantasy sports.

There has not been a question about regulating Wall Street.

Well one is clearly gambling while the other has insider trading. Wait.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Harald posted:

ohio isn't that bad guys

gently caress You

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

If this debate played by normal rules, Rubio won and the frontrunners did no damage.

But the thing went off the rails about twenty minutes in and most of the playback clips will be about attacking the moderators, so I've got no idea.

Yeah. Lots of sick burns tossed at the moderation. Maybe if they moderators had talked 1/8 as much about Reagan as the goofballs in between the kid's table and the bigger kid's table?

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Joementum posted:

There has been a question about regulating fantasy sports.

There has not been a question about regulating Wall Street.

From what I heard big government caused wall street. The answer is more deregulation and fewer taxes.

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