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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
we must invent nanogovernment

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So Carson question. His plan is to give every person in America 12,000$ for healthcare a year.

How much does he charge for brain surgery?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
every concluding statement has been hand prepared by grover norquist

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
WASHINGTON

TAXES

asfdsdajkasdjf

"deadly serious"

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
Chris Christie is disgusting on every conceivable level.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
"are you fed up with the federal government? :grin:"

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Ars Arcanum posted:

Christie are you deadly serious in that hot pink tie.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this has been the worst debate so far

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Christie has been going for the Republican internet comments vote this whole debate and it was great.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Enough is enough, and it's time for a change! ~ Owen HartRand Paul

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fullhouse posted:

Carly that is not how the budget works

Has anybody said,"Let's run the budget like a household!" yet? :shepicide:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
quantum government, it only exists when it can do good

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
whatever i figure i'll just die of a heart attack at 54 because i couldn't afford to call the ambulance so none of this medicare and social security stuff affects me anyway

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Honestly shocked Chris got through that without mentioning Hillary Clinton.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
So this debate was the wettest fart yet for Jeb. When's he dropping out again?

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


How's the debate going?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Christie's forced bluster and indignance are so off putting

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Trump is rationalizing my fear of clowns.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh my god, I just realized that literally only Trump has stated that he does not intend to skullfuck everybody under 40

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"If I'm President and you don't vote for me, I will block the Interstate leading to your town." --- Christie

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Who else shuts down the government like me? NO ONE - Ted Cruz

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

we must invent nanogovernment

nanogovernment, son

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
when millions of americans let out a wet fart...

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
And you accomplished nothing Cruz.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

This debate is the worst shitshow I've ever seen. Trump was the least poo poo, every one else was complete poo poo, and Jeb! has to have absolutely cratered his campaign here. That's the only thing this debate has accomplished, verifying how absolutely terrible Jeb! is.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
When millions of Americans missed the point of Green Eggs and Ham, I led that fight.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
i'm deadly serious about this

i loving killed people by shutting down a bridge. imagine if i could shut down TWO bridges?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Paul going full Norquist

Make the federal government small enough to Dr-uh, Dr....drive to success.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
christie: *stares at the camera* "[...] deathly [...]"

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
We have great candidates and fresh ideas do you guys remember ronald reagan?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Christie is staring in an ad within the debate. Brilliant.

wanted to see him pull out a walkman to play some orchestral swell

"pop quiz, america" *violin screech*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump is unironically now the best republican candidate for president

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Articles coming out declaring Rubio to winner already.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/republican-debate-boulder-2016-215265

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Needs More Ditka posted:

whatever i figure i'll just die of a heart attack at 54 because i couldn't afford to call the ambulance so none of this medicare and social security stuff affects me anyway

Look, we could have solved this by curing all diseases, but the Democrats wanted to spend money on it instead. :rip:

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
"are you fed up? I sure am." -- the fat guy

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Ted: Let me list the things my grandstanding has failed at, elect me if you want more of that.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Interesting how this time, it's Christie who keeps talking to the cameras. Last time it was Cruz.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Carly sure got "results" allright at HP.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Is someone tearing paper near the mic?

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
You're my dream candidate Carly

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