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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Third World Reggin posted:

why are people saying this debate was bad instead of amazing and funny

Debate summary: Crazy front runners played prevent defense and the real candidates will come out stronger from it, except the one who shits himself every time he talks.

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Did Jeb just sneeze?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

*Looks up from copy of The Economist*

"Did you know America is at a crossroads?"

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Carly Fiorina: "You need a proven leader who has delivered results." :lol:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Jeb, your closing statement?" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
tallahasse? is that a real place?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"I read The Economist this morning." --- Jeb Bush.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

wait what's with the ordering here?

right to left

I think highest pollers are in the center and spread out from there

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Fullhouse posted:

Trump can just make up whatever he wants and insist that it's true

He's right though.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
*cough*

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
That sneeze...

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

zen death robot posted:

Bush coughed he's toast

*yawnz*

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Winkie01 posted:

Carly Fiorina: "You need a proven leader who has delivered results." :lol:

negative results are still results

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

wait what's with the ordering here?

alphabetical by height

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I didn't notice last time how slimy of a person Rubio is.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
5 fat grandkids with diabetes

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

tinstaach posted:

Trump: "gently caress this debate, I'm a hero for making it so short"

*standing ovation*

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
My main takeaway from this debate is that Jeb! got steamrolled again.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Huckabee should have stuck to Shakespeare’s wording.

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007

Alien Arcana posted:

If we can watch him drop-kick Rand Paul I'm all for it

In this scenario does Rand Paul have a tax-slashing Zandatsu?

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
"I'm a unifier not a divider"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
youre held up in contempt, and youre right thats hosed up, because youre all beneath contempt

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
All this 'the media is so mean to us' isn't gonna play how these people think

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Give up your livelihood?? You're a millionaire you chucklefuck

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
those poor dogs

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"I am possessed by a demon." --- Mike Huckabee

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
You're here for MONEY AND FAME.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Saddest debate aired on ugliest channel

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Huckabee: REMEMBER DISTRICT 12.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

5 fat grandkids with diabetes

five big fat dog-torturing grandchildren

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
the only way hillary would lose to carly is if she got alcohol poisoning watching this poo poo

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


deafening silence at the end of jeb bush's concluding speech

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Mike Huckabee thinks he'd live long enough to walk through said charred remains.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?

Defenestration posted:

"I'm a unifier not a divider"
I just...can't even...

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Did they really end it early?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I was on Morning Joe"

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Fullhouse posted:

Trump can just make up whatever he wants and insist that it's true

No, actually Trump is being honest on this one. He and Carson forced CNBC to make the debate 2hrs instead of 3hrs.

Trump just killed them here.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
breaking: mike hucklebee doesn't want his grandchildren to walk

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

pathetic little tramp posted:

Saddest debate aired on ugliest channel

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QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Huckabee excited to play Fallout 4 with his grandkids.

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