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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
this loving panel, im slashing myself in the head and arms with a machete and screaming

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

MrAristocrates posted:

holy poo poo we're free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhmxMC-vFcI

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

lol the two senators did well, rubio and cruz

rip rand

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Everybody punch out, its just CNBC now. loving Kudlow.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Cramer/Santelli 2016. Death to us all.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Give up your livelihood?? You're a millionaire you chucklefuck

Not to mention he has continued to spam his followers with scams including his own, i.e. his livelihood.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

paranoid randroid posted:

this loving panel, im slashing myself in the head and arms with a machete and screaming

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

XK posted:

That's entirely the reason to believe it.

Thought becky quick did well

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
thank god this is over, now i can turn the channel away from cnbc and never go back again

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
kasich had a good night? did you even loving watch the debate

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
kasichmentum!

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Can Al-Jazeera host the next one?

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

I'm surprised to say this, but CNN won the debate tonight.

What'd they do/say? I don't actually watch TV news without a drink in hand and candidates yelling at each other.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Jeb’s dead, baby. Jeb’s dead


Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Roger Stone was one of the original Nixon ratfuckers and literally has a tattoo of Nixon on his back, but still :lol:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
All right, time to eject!

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Rubio will probably get the most points out of this, but he had just as many undecipherable rambling non-answers as not.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Shageletic posted:

Everybody punch out, its just CNBC now. loving Kudlow.

Kudlow is the dirt worst.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Pick posted:

trump/jeb might be an unlikely ticket but it's a credible fanfic

Awwww hailtotheslash.com isn't around anymore.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It was a pretty baller move to poo poo on the debate

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
this book tour is nuts, yo

so many ny times best sellers all in one place

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Ohio is a bad state

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

That was the worst debate yet. Just a massive house of lies, total made up bullshit. Trump won IMO due to legitimately being the least terrible human being on the stage.

I can't wait till I get to watch Hillary crush one of these cockroaches under her heel.

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Trumps closing speech: CNBC wanted 3 hours, I don't want to be here. We all wanted to beat the traffic. So one said it could be done, I did it in five minutes. gently caress you CNBC. *flys away in trumpcopter*

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Can Al-Jazeera host the next one?

I'd rather it was al-qaeda

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Worst, most worthless debate ever.

Jeb! is completely done. His campaign is literally over.

Trump is the only viable Republican candidate.

gently caress.

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007
Ben Carson - "I'm gay"

Two days later

"no no I was saying I'm happy duh"

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
Trump and Ben were fun to watch. Jeb coughed. This was a debate that should not have happened but Trump forced them to cut it to two hours so he would show up then told them "You suck."

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/659555158809042944

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

lmao "this was pretty tough" -Trump

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Shakenbaker posted:

What'd they do/say? I don't actually watch TV news without a drink in hand and candidates yelling at each other.

Nothing. CNN won by hosting a reasonable debate in comparison to tonight.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

pathetic little tramp posted:

Awwww hailtotheslash.com isn't around anymore.

I'm just saying, Trump is the ultimate seme

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/659556051985936384

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Tattoo a toilet seat on every American citizen's face; we're upgrading from trickle-down

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Logikv9 posted:

thank god this is over, now i can turn the channel away from cnbc and never go back again

You were not swayed by all that internal advertising?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins
RNC chairman Reince Priebus came into spin room, gave a short statement criticizing CNBC, and then left the room without taking questions.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Nuts, I missed the debate :(

Did a fistfight break out?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
donald you almost made it out as the only guy who didnt QQ about hillary and you just had to gently caress it up

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
I'm English and watched this due to insomnia. Rubio is going to be the candidate, everyone else looks like a clown. At least he's an actual evil bastard.

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Joementum posted:

I'm surprised to say this, but CNN won the debate tonight.

haha

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