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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
can we get a reset on the poll

need to get them SA statistics on pre and post debate results

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Pick posted:

I'm just saying, Trump is the ultimate seme

Well there's always the wayback machine

https://web.archive.org/web/20131111081459/http://hailtotheslash.com/

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Thump! posted:

Nuts, I missed the debate :(

Did a fistfight break out?

between the candidates and CNBC, almost

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Third World Reggin posted:

can we get a reset on the poll

need to get them SA statistics on pre and post debate results

lol @ 13 jeb! votes

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
So I left 40 minutes ago. Did I miss anything funny?

Edit: I think the last thing I saw was them ignoring Rand Paul before the audience started booing

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

a terrible beauty is born

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Amazing if true

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Thump! posted:

Nuts, I missed the debate :(

Did a fistfight break out?

unfortunately no

just a bunch of idiots vomiting words

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So I left 40 minutes ago. Did I miss anything funny?

Nah, just terrifying revelations.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So I left 40 minutes ago. Did I miss anything funny?

Jeb said he wanted to regulate sports betting, got called out, then stopped talking for the next half hour

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

BTW this was still the best line of the night

"To China," [Graham] thundered, "you've got a choice. A clenched fist or an open hand, and you choose which! The party's over. Make me commander-in-chief and this crap stops."

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So did Trump also negotiate to have a soft-ball interview RIGHT after the debate?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

what's a dickfor?

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Who was the guy that said some crazy campaign ender was going to happen?

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Axetrain posted:

That was the worst debate yet. Just a massive house of lies, total made up bullshit. Trump won IMO due to legitimately being the least terrible human being on the stage.

I can't wait till I get to watch Hillary crush one of these cockroaches under her heel.

I hate that I have to honestly consider Trump a less terrible human being than anyone other than like, serial killers and war criminals.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Nothing. CNN won by hosting a reasonable debate in comparison to tonight.

Ah. Fair enough.

CNN gets a GOP debate in a month or so though. :swoon:

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Trump on the debate being so loaded vs the Dem debate: "I don't know if our people didn't negotiate a deal as good as their people did."

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE WON A DEAL VERSUS THE DEMOCRATS

TRUMP FOR PARTY LEADER

No poo poo though I laugh at how everything is a bargaining 'deal' in his world.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So where does all the Right to Rise money go now?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I can't have the next debate have so many people. Some of these fucks need to drop out. Please.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



spoon0042 posted:

unfortunately no

just a bunch of idiots vomiting words

so.......

A regular Republican "debate"? :v:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Montasque posted:

So where does all the Right to Rise money go now?

It's going to Rubio, clearly. Rubio's Right to Rise!

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
The one benefit to a Rubio rise would be seeing him get eviscerated by Hillary in the first debate.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I can't have the next debate have so many people. Some of these fucks need to drop out. Please.

Nah that would hurt Trump.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Montasque posted:

So did Trump also negotiate to have a soft-ball interview RIGHT after the debate?

CNBC gives sloppy blowjobs to anyone with a net worth over 5 mil.

Like seriously, half of the time I go downstairs, it seems like the ticker is pondering "YELLEN: WORSE THAN HITLER OR ACTUALLY HITLER?"

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mitt Romney posted:

Who was the guy that said some crazy campaign ender was going to happen?

Dunno but he called it when Jeb? tried his Jerk Store dig at Rubio and it flopped hard.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Whether or not it is true, anyone should have seen the ’shops coming when posing with a sign like that.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Frank LuntzVerified account ‏@FrankLuntz 12m12 minutes ago
23 of tonight's 26 focus group participants watched all three #GOPDebate broadcasts.

They ALL said @CNBC mods were the worst.



Personally I think they were great, despite themselves.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


so who won? is The Donald OK?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


Has trump thrown any attacks at Rubio yet? Like he did to Bush.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Montasque posted:

So where does all the Right to Rise money go now?

hookers, blow, FANDUEL.COM

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


"I THINK DONALD DID NOT HAVE A GOOD NIGHT" lol what a crock of poo poo

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

icantfindaname posted:

so who won? is The Donald OK?

Lindsey :3:

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Stereotype posted:

Jeb said he wanted to regulate sports betting, got called out, then stopped talking for the next half hour

specifically, they asked him about fantasy football, and he said some folksy joke about how well his fantasy football team was doing

then Christie said it was stupid to talk about fantasy football when ISIS was running around, and everyone cheered

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


yessssss

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mitt Romney posted:

Who was the guy that said some crazy campaign ender was going to happen?

I'm 100% convinced I was right that he had advanced knowledge of Jeb!'s attack on Rubio's voting record, which didn't end well for Jeb! It wasn't a campaign ender, but oof, it might have been if there weren't enough clips of the candidates attacking the moderators during the rest of the debate.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Lol 10 minutes of post debate coverage?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

rscott posted:

Lol 10 minutes of post debate coverage?

the profit is all in The Profit :capitalism:

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Someone please buy this.

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