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Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




which variant of squirrel the flying variant or the one that looks like poo poo?

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Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

METATERREN posted:

Fins don't know about squirrels.

You could shock a fin to death or coma by showing them a squirrel.

True facts.

Squirrels are what I enjoy the most here besides bogs. They are all so scared and stare at you before running up a tree but sometimes you come across one that doesn't give a gently caress and that's a great day down here.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Does anyone in this thread actually hate Finns or is it just 90% Swedes going "harrrr saunas a bork bork bork"

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

Does anyone in this thread actually hate Finns or is it just 90% Swedes going "harrrr saunas a bork bork bork"

I like Finland. They seem cagey and a little mean. Are they real? I have no idea.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

Does anyone in this thread actually hate Finns or is it just 90% Swedes going "harrrr saunas a bork bork bork"

swedish people don't actually talk like that, please don't be racist.

this thread is 95 % normal poeple discussing finland, and 5% finns going "tyytää puupihättäknäatu vittulähittu perkele" while rolling around intheir favorite bog and puking uncontrollably onto their own stomachs.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

why would anyone hate finns?

they just keep to themselves, drinking themselves to death in their bogs

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hogge Wild posted:

the guy is the opposite of cool

he's our current prime minister and his conservative government is focused on loving the poors in the arse

he's a fundie and a member in a sect that has had its share of pedos. and because he's the leader of the agrarian party he probably fucks animals too

he'd probably have lots to talk about with cameron

Let me clarify: I don't even k ow who that is but that car is really cool and driving that car makes him cool, while driving it

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Alan Smithee posted:

Does anyone in this thread actually hate Finns or is it just 90% Swedes going "harrrr saunas a bork bork bork"

I want to move to Finland, and I'm serious. They have el Caminos that run on wood and I'm a bog aficionado

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Yeah, but when he steps out of the car.. oh boy different story.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

It's nice they are letting refugees in and will be accommodating. As you can imagine, this is unpleasant for all involved, but I'm sure it will work out well.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Hogge Wild posted:

he's a fundie and a member in a sect that has had its share of pedos. and because he's the leader of the agrarian party he probably fucks animals too

Wait a second.. you guys elected a Laestadian as your head of government? :whitewater:

I grew up in a somewhat liberal (relatively) Laestadian sect in America, and no one I met there has any business governing anything.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Captain Yossarian posted:

driving that car makes him cool

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

METATERREN posted:

Was I trolled irl by my fellow traveler in Thailand? He pretty well convinced me that he had not seen a red squirrel before.

it's somewhat of a national sport to tell tall tales or lie about the meaning of finnish words to forriners, but that one was drat lame. he was probably high or something

edit: or are you sure that he meant these, because they are drat common here and their skins were used as money in previous centuries:

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Oct 29, 2015

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Pivotal Lever posted:

Wait a second.. you guys elected a Laestadian as your head of government? :whitewater:

I grew up in a somewhat liberal (relatively) Laestadian sect in America, and no one I met there has any business governing anything.

his cult is a splinter sect of those

not as conservative, i think, but because it's still a sect it's the natural breeding ground for pedos

Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Oct 29, 2015

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015




Hogge Wild posted:

it's somewhat of a national sport to tell tall tales or lie about the meaning of finnish words to forriners, but that one was drat lame. he was probably high or something

edit: or are you sure that he meant these, because they are drat common here and their skins were used as money in previous centuries:



i think flying toast's are darn scary

Edit: these things also poop rice.

Dark Off fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Oct 29, 2015

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

While driving it, you loving dumbo

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Hogge Wild posted:

are the refugees still in the bus?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/29/refugees-refusing-leave-bus-too-cold-sweden-removed

The occupation of the bus continues.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Zzulu posted:

swamp soccer, an ancient finnish past time












the swamp is in their blood

Is this how Finns reproduce?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

lol it's barely even cold yet

we've got such sights to show them

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

ultrabindu posted:

Is this how Finns reproduce?

it's how they're born

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

lol it's barely even cold yet

we've got such sights to show them

this year's gonna be a cold winter too~

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

ultrabindu posted:

Is this how Finns reproduce?
typical Finnish spawning pit

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Alan Smithee posted:

Does anyone in this thread actually hate Finns or is it just 90% Swedes going "harrrr saunas a bork bork bork"

the name of the thread is living in finland is worse than living with isis dude, people are just helpfully posting 100% factual reasons why that is true

ultrabindu posted:

Is this how Finns reproduce?

yeah together they wade waist-deep into a bog, make eye contact at 1m apart and then let their gametes spew into a warm spot

they don't have to do it like this or anything, it's prefered over there

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Elukka posted:

typical Finnish spawning pit

so... your implying finns are uruk-hai?

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Ahundredbux posted:

so... your implying finns are uruk-hai?

Yes. They were created by the Swedes to fight the Russians.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Fox Cunning posted:

Yes. They were created by the Swedes to fight the Russians.

but whos frodo then

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Ahundredbux posted:

but whos frodo then

That is beyond my knowledge. I would have to consult the elders.

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

Ahundredbux posted:

so... your implying finns are uruk-hai?

a dark, corrupted version of the gentle elfin swede

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
How many refugees is Mordor accepting?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you like trees your gonna fuckin love finland

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

ultrabindu posted:

Is this how Finns reproduce?
Let's just say both Tolkien and Peter Jackson were inspired by Finland...

Ahundredbux posted:

but whos frodo then
Hmm. Some humble, easy going folksy hero from a simple country that rises up in time of need to throw back the forces of evil...? :godwin:

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Oct 29, 2015

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Ahundredbux posted:

but whos frodo then
Putin

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
mating season in full swing

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the finnish highways



DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Lenin is Pippin cos he goes back to save Russia after his adventures in Finland.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Zzulu posted:

the finnish highways


ah yes the old route 95

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
^^
just so noone's confused that means it was built in 1995, not that there's 95 roads in Finland

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

DeepQantas posted:

^^
just so noone's confused that means it was built in 1995, not that there's 95 roads in Finland

There's actually only 62 roads in Finland

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Mods please rename thread living in sweden and finland is worse than living with isis

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS
Has anyone posted this yet
https://youtu.be/XimMfGbeJ0E

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

DeepQantas posted:

Let's just say both Tolkien and Peter Jackson were inspired by Finland...

They were once Swedes

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