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Scarf posted:Had a buddy who played pool professionally for a while, he said he loved playing against guys like this. They're so easy to put on tilt, and then you pretty much will always win. According to him, the best way to piss them off is to just look like you're having a good time and not taking it at all seriously. Agreed. A friend and I in college used to do a bit where we'd play pool 2 on one with the one being the mark. I'd play terribly (which I do in reality) and my buddy played middling and goofing off. We'd only play for who pays for the game. Then I'd bow out to use the john or something and my friend and the other guy would play for drinks or money instead and my friend would mop the floor with him. We did a similar thing with darts to pick up chicks but I played the ringer in that I'm pretty good and he would sometimes score an evening out with the whole "arm around, hand holding teaching thing" that you see in movies. I could let her win and get him a chance for a phone number. I was engaged so I didn't mind playing wingman. One time though, for the schadenfreude, we tried the pool version with a dude that had just walked in the bar. We paid, he won the coin toss and he broke... We didn't even get a play. He cleared the table from the break, said "Thanks for the game", and left. It was very surreal. Maybe it was God saying, "Knock it off".
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Foxhound posted:No I'm pretty sure that's a charging. Or rather it would have been if it hit. Dunno what would happen in this situation. Nothing, concussing yourself on the boards is permitted.
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mostlygray posted:One time though, for the schadenfreude, we tried the pool version with a dude that had just walked in the bar. We paid, he won the coin toss and he broke... Yeah, that how it was with my friend. I made the mistake one night of asking him to play "for real" against me. He said for me to break, otherwise I'd never get a shot. He was right.
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ayn rand hand job posted:How many of those men are pedophiles That's a job for paedofinder general https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw
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mostlygray posted:Agreed. A friend and I in college used to do a bit where we'd play pool 2 on one with the one being the mark. I'd play terribly (which I do in reality) and my buddy played middling and goofing off. We'd only play for who pays for the game. Then I'd bow out to use the john or something and my friend and the other guy would play for drinks or money instead and my friend would mop the floor with him. That man? Albert Einstein!
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kazil posted:That man? No, that was Uncle Phill from the Fresh Prince.
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Anyone following the Arkham Knight debacle? In short: WB Games/Rocksteady, makers of the previous Arkham games, released the PC version of Arkham Night four months ago. The game featured video stuttering, slowdowns, crashing, and every indictation of a badly ported PC release. It was so bad that Steam started issuing refunds to players. WB/Rocksteady pull the game from Steam and promise to fix it. Fast-forward to last night when the game went live again on Steam. While it isn't as bad as before, the game is still plagued by slowdowns, video stuttering, and crashing. The official patch notes suggest Windows 7 users periodically restart the game to avoid crashing. They also suggest Windows 10 users have 12GB of RAM installed. All this while Valve marked all the previous bad reviews on Steam as "pre-release" once the patch went live. Of course, that wasn't the story behind those reviews and Valve has removed the tags. All this is happening while the console versions worked fine from Day 1 and there were no issues surrounding previous PC-ports of Arkham games. WB Games/Rocksteady just completely hosed up. Sources: Batman: Arkham Knight for PC pulled from Steam and retailers due to bugs The Arkham Knight Re-Release Isnt Going Down Well Thwomp has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Oct 29, 2015 |
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Jusupov posted:That's a job for paedofinder general or a roboplegic wrongcock
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Thwomp posted:Anyone following the Arkham Knight debacle? It should be mentioned that in order to make good with the fans who have stuck by with the lovely game, WB and Rocksteady are going to give away free games. They are giving away the first 3 games in the series and lovely portable game to the diehards who probably own those games already and are frequently on sale for $5. And two special TF2 hats.
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To add to that, the hats are being designed by the community.
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And to top it off, IIRC the literally one video card at all that didn't horribly stutter and crash was not the one they had a massive promotion with. Nvidia were not exactly happy with them.
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It's a good thing that critically the game is between a shrug and a "meh" or else PC gamers would really be missing out.
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Stolen from the Destiny thread. A reddit user describes how he managed to accidentally delete a Destiny character with 24 days of playtime and a bunch of items and crap. https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/3qonlu/my_elite_controller_deleted_my_309_hunter_and_my/
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This belonged here I feel: http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/justin-bieber-leaves-the-stage-in-rage-after-yelling-at-his-fans/a/23551961/ 1000+ diehard fans get to hear one Bieber song, gets yelled at and concert over.
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Greybone posted:This belonged here I feel:
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Wanamingo posted:What the gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
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LawfulWaffle posted:
Erm, this is a French show  (Des chiffres et des lettres, "Numbers and Letters")
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Scyantific posted:To add to that, the hats are being designed by the community. 
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Kurtofan posted:Erm, this is a French show The only look worse than being wrong is being wrong and smug. That's from 8 Out of 10 Cats.
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edit: goddamned emptyquote button. i am the schadenfreude
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Noctone posted:The only look worse than being wrong is being wrong and smug. Excuse me, I believe it is actually a separate special crossover called "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" it is very different and
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HairyManling posted:What the gently caress kind of weird scoring scale uses a 6 as the top possible score? The schadenfreude is on me for actually reading this article.  Is this a Norwegian thing? 
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Unfortunately, I can't read the site. Including the English translation of this article, very well. It's me, I'm the schadenfreude etc.. Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised about internet goons and their love for little, plastic random number generators.
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Scyantific posted:To add to that, the hats are being designed by the community. http://www.teamfortress.com/arkhamknightcontest/ quote:Each winner will receive a package of the following Warner Bros. games, available on Steam Yay, get paid in games! and 1/4 of whatever money people spend buying the items from TF2's in-game store (in a game already bloated with hundreds of cosmetic items)
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wayne curr posted:http://www.teamfortress.com/arkhamknightcontest/ "Get paid in games that we didn't halfass!" Someone is probably getting fired/promoted out of this mess.
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Helios Grime posted:Nice compilation of, in my oppinion, most sweetest schadenfreude.
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Bahahahahahaaahhaha https://i.imgur.com/MTXeJHi.gifv
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:"Get paid in games that we didn't halfass!" Probably promoted by whatever psycho logic the team uses to spin the idiot fans who'd support them no matter what as something they were responsible for. Arkham Knight was a guaranteed sale for a lot of people and even with all the tech kerfuffles enough will stick by to make the whole mess look salvaged.
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Lately, I've been binging on videos involving people messing with phone scammers. Makes me sad that I don't have a house phone anymore. Great thing about stringing these assholes along is that no matter how much you waste their time, you'll never feel bad about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ll_qnBNTY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UE_Q1pprEg https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnNlJNSRxa3PF8XrKHOEPug/videos
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Aw man, I just realized I've been laughing at a burn victim 
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Aw man, I just realized I've been laughing at a burn victim Yeah, but also a racist and child killer.
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Well, yea but on the flip side he's a disabled war vet too.
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I have so many questions, the first of which is 'why is she sitting naked on an outside dunny?'
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Well, the good news is she's probably not constipated anymore...
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I'm the dude sticking my head up through a nasty poo poo-covered piece of wood, while a chick pisses on my feet
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HairyManling posted:"Østbø, who gave the very short performance a 4 out of 6." What the gently caress kind of weird scoring scale uses a 6 as the top possible score? The schadenfreude is on me for actually reading this article. 1-6 Is the norm for reviews concerning films, food, music, etc. in Denmark. Might be a Scandinavian/European thing? 
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