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radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Alter Ego posted:

It would be hilarious if Jeb! dropped out, and Trump went "welp, my work here is done" and dropped out too.

I don't want Trump to ever drop out now because he may be the only person that could stop a Cruz nomination. Cruz is a lesser demon straight out of The Screwtape Letters.

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Alter Ego posted:

It would be hilarious if Jeb! dropped out, and Trump went "welp, my work here is done" and dropped out too.

That's been one of my pet theories for a while now, and I will laugh until the end of time if it turns out I'm right.

radical meme posted:

I don't want Trump to ever drop out now because he may be the only person that could stop a Cruz nomination. Cruz is a lesser demon straight out of The Screwtape Letters.

Cruz is a world-class poo poo, but I think he screwed any chances he may have had (which were vanishingly small to begin with) by trying to hitch his cart to Trump's horse early on, in the mistaken hope of gathering in his followers when Trump flamed out after a month or two.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

radical meme posted:

I don't want Trump to ever drop out now because he may be the only person that could stop a Cruz nomination. Cruz is a lesser demon straight out of The Screwtape Letters.

Trump and Cruz seem to have a silent Hunger Games alliance going, when all the other tributes are dead, the Capital will demand one more kill.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Cruz could never win the presidency because he's a phenomenally ugly man. And before you say Nixon, Nixon didn't live in a 24 hour news cycle

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Forums Terrorist posted:

I still can't get over how much Jeb looks like Butthead when he's smiling.

I thought as much when I saw the pictures of him putting on a hoodie. He looked like Beavis wearing his shirt over his head screaming "CORNHOLIO!"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Man at Trump rally asks for a series of seven Lincoln-Douglas style debates with a timekeeper, but no moderator.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

Man at Trump rally asks for a series of seven Lincoln-Douglas style debates with a timekeeper, but no moderator.

Man, :newt: really is slumming it this time around. I'd be sad for him, if he wasn't horrible and all.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
It would be pretty cool to see Newt and Trump go at it in a debate.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

I have a feeling it's something as incredibly petty as this.

Jeb didn't sign off on a casino trump wanted to put in Florida. P sure I read that here.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

The Nastier Nate posted:

I thought this was common knowledge by now but: https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...a679_story.html

For anyone that doesn't know, Trump spent a lot of time and money lobbying Bush to build a casino, and after Trump hosted a fundraiser for him and wrote a $50,000 check he still refused. Trump paid the fee and Bush refused to put out, now he's out for revenge.

This puts Trump's opening statement last night in a whole new light

He trusts people too much and never forgives a betrayal

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




I hope Jeb‽'s "gently caress Rubio" campaign sets a new norm for this primary, with every GOP candidate on the decline just relentlessly blueshelling the most electable-seeming candidate left in the field.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

omg it would be so fantastic if iJeb! dropped out and Trump immediately called a press conference only to say: "Hey, Jeb...remember that casino I wanted to build? Now we're even."

Boom!

This is probably his best possible exit plan short of winning the nomination.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

omg it would be so fantastic if iJeb! dropped out and Trump immediately called a press conference only to say: "Hey, Jeb...remember that casino I wanted to build? Now we're even."

Boom!

Follow it with "*mic drop*" and it would be the most epic and horrible thing to ever happen in American politics.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jim Gilmore says he can’t get verified on Twitter

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

And Chris Christie (salary: $175,000; job: governor of New Jersey) is on a shoestring budget

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Xenophon posted:

And Chris Christie (salary: $175,000; job: governor of New Jersey) is on a shoestring budget



A true fiscal conservative doesn't give money to commie rags

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Apparently he doesn't even have an intern around to show him how the internet works.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Xenophon posted:

And Chris Christie (salary: $175,000; job: governor of New Jersey) is on a shoestring budget



not having a subscription to that gross liberal rag is a source of pride for repubs

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: Trump said he read the NYT during the debate :siren:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

quote:

Armstrong WIlliams on w @jaketapper taking fall for mannatech relationship. said he was the one who negotiated contract & Carson wanted out

What kind of non-relationship involves a contract?

Of all the horrible, horrible things that Carson has said it's going to be amazing if a farty scam pill is the thing that takes him out.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Is jeb bush actually wrong about Rubio? no.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

2016 Republican Primary: Jeb's dead, baby. Jeb's dead.

Eh gently caress feeling sorry for Jeb. All he has to do is say his safe word and all the pain will stop immediately.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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SnakePlissken
Dec 31, 2009

by zen death robot

Squizzle posted:

I hope Jeb‽'s "gently caress Rubio" campaign sets a new norm for this primary, with every GOP candidate on the decline just relentlessly blueshelling the most electable-seeming candidate left in the field.

Crab bucket primary.

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

:siren: Jeb campaign to swap exclamation point for smiley-face emoticon. Switch intended to connote joy rather than excitement. :siren:

I am so joyous about Jeb:-) I can hardly stand it!

Incidentally, I just spoke with a buddy of mine who is kind of liberal-ish, and her impressions of the debate included that the mods really sucked and they did ask some lovely, loaded questions, starting with the lovely leading question of Trump about being a comic book villain. She said she could see why the R team was bitching so much about them.

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

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rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

SnakePlissken posted:

Incidentally, I just spoke with a buddy of mine who is kind of liberal-ish, and her impressions of the debate included that the mods really sucked and they did ask some lovely, loaded questions, starting with the lovely leading question of Trump about being a comic book villain. She said she could see why the R team was bitching so much about them.

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't call it "liberal" bias, since if you watched the predebate coverage the CNBC pundits were decrying college kids who they assumed were all voting for Bernie Sanders. But it seemed like a case of "very serious" people trying to bring down the not serious candidates (Trump, Carson) while also trying to get the Republicans to fight each other for ratings. I did find it laughable when Ted Cruz yelled at them and accused them of prompting Kasich to attack the frontrunners when he did that poo poo entirely on his own.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
:qq: they asked hard questions!!! :qq:

good, you whiny little crooks

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The field of Republican candidates is to politics what the Golden Corral Buffet is to vibrant, delicious, and healthy cuisine.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

Of course, if it were, Jeb! would still keep it going indefinitely.



Freepers still blame Jeb for the death of Terri Shiavo and believe his failing campaign is karma.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Xenophon posted:

:qq: they asked hard questions!!! :qq:

good, you whiny little crooks

Don't worry about it. Romney ran the same scheme with a bunch of his issues and surprise surprise those questions don't go away, they just get asked in a much bigger venue and are scrutinized even closer.

Sure it's effective and impresses the base when you decide to talk about the moderators and poo poo but it's the campaign equivalent of skipping out on homework to play videogames.

This will all hurt when it counts and in approximately 1 week absolutely no one on earth will care that the nobodies at cnbc werent good moderators and that ted cruz noticed.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Montasque posted:

Freepers still blame Jeb for the death of Terri Shiavo and believe his failing campaign is karma.

Freepers are essentially Iranian mullahs except the revolution never happened.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
The debate last night had 14 million viewers, almost half of that of the FOX and CNN debates... Yet the media keeps telling us MORE people are paying attention now...

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
http://www.thomhartmann.com/bigpicture/rumble-how-trump-or-carson-would-destroy-gop

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Oct 18, 2016

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I liked the part where Fiorina said monopolies form because they need to keep up with big government. Not because they have incentives to conglomerate and corner markets, but because they need to compete with the federal government.

It's like she thinks Standard Oil was formed in response to the Sherman Act.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

H5N1 posted:

I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

Whew. I was worried for a moment that the debate might have dampened your excitement.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Montasque posted:

The debate last night had 14 million viewers, almost half of that of the FOX and CNN debates... Yet the media keeps telling us MORE people are paying attention now...

It was at least twice as hard to tune into and the hatewatchers probably learned their lesson last time they tried to stare into the abyss. Lord knows I did.

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