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Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
who the gently caress cares about the plot to bayonetta

you're there for the fighting and the hot lady with weird proportions

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

dragon enthusiast posted:

still haven't played bayonetta, even own the disc

shameful

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
oh poo poo new dota 2 custom game from valve for halloween

it's an area capture thing. p much nonstop teamfights

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQUN7QAnMp0

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
lol bayonetta 2's plot is worse than 1 and will be total nonsense if you don't have a pretty good handle on what happened in 1

but yeah who cares sexykick angels erry day

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Vintersorg posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MZ8UU_9dG8

:lol:

the game is pure black and white with people i guess - either you loving hate it like me or you cant stop gushing

is this game coming out on the 360

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

setafd posted:

is this game coming out on the 360

idk if you're referring to the game in the video, but yes, Nier Gestalt came out for the 360

Nier Automata is going to be a PS4 exclusive iirc

on a side note, the music in that trailer is rad as gently caress, much like the soundtrack in the first game

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

MiniFoo posted:

idk if you're referring to the game in the video, but yes, Nier Gestalt came out for the 360

Nier Automata is going to be a PS4 exclusive iirc

on a side note, the music in that trailer is rad as gently caress, much like the soundtrack in the first game

oh lol I thought the video I quoted WAS the PS4 game

I'm a jerk

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
hope you like seeing bayonetta's taint cause that's like 90% of the cutscenes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SmokaDustbowl posted:

hope you like seeing bayonetta's taint cause that's like 90% of the cutscenes

have you played mgsv

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

ayn rand hand job posted:

have you played mgsv

yeah but it's funny when bayonetta does it

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
bayonetta 2 was goty 2014

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wta9_6m8oiE

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Space-Pope posted:

oh poo poo new dota 2 custom game from valve for halloween

it's an area capture thing. p much nonstop teamfights

i have to play again at some point ive been busy for a while and stopped right when mgsv came out

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

yep

yep yep

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE


defends of the anciends 2

there's two endings

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

apparently there's an ms-dos emblem in Halo 5?

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

cvgs: bob ross

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

apparently there's an ms-dos emblem in Halo 5?



that's called brand synergy, my friend

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

apparently there's an ms-dos emblem in Halo 5?


would use if i played halo 5

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

drew as green ranger was a pro choice

dan and danny as comic relief goobers was an even proer choice

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Sausage party power rangers

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
a

Constant Hamprince posted:

drew as green ranger was a pro choice

dan and danny as comic relief goobers was an even proer choice

that guy has made some really good intros, my favourite is his arrested development one (even though i haven't watched the show and have no context)

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

When you learn the secret reason for Cortana's exposure, you will be ashamed of your words & deeds

quote:

Firstly, she's not actually nude, because she has neither clothes nor private parts. She's effectively just wearing a kind of holographic body stocking. That's the conceit. However, like you said, that's what it makes you think of.

We've backed into the canon and had this conversation even before we ever showed pictures of Cortana. Why is she doing that? Why would an AI pick that? Well, we have other AIs. We have one who dresses like a wizard. We have one who dresses like a World War 2 pilot. They do it because they feel like it's a part of their personality.

In Cortana's case, because she's illegally cloned from a real human brain, she's a little bit different than other AIs.

One of the reasons she does it is to attract and demand attention. And she does it to put people off so they're on their guard when they're talking to her and that she has the upper hand in those conversations.

It's kind of almost like the opposite of that nightmare you have where you go to school in the nude, and you're terrified and embarrassed. She's kind of projecting that back out to her audience and winning intellectual points as a result.

That's not why she was designed like that. That's how we've backed into our fiction. But that's the conceit and that's why she does it. She expresses that in her other behaviours and we've invested in that aspect of her persona.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
problematic

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

quote:

Well, we have other AIs. We have one who dresses like a wizard.

Forget about cybertits, what's this about a wizard?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



people need to stop taking video games so seriously

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

they're the art form of the twenty first century.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Pinterest Mom posted:

When you learn the secret reason for Cortana's exposure, you will be ashamed of your words & deeds

somebody's definitely ashamed of those words

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

reminder that Crash Team Racing had boob jiggle physics.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

it's cool

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
they're not just toys, mom *clutches university of arizona online communications degree*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

reminder that Crash Team Racing had boob jiggle physics.

actually now that i think about it they probably just hand-animated the boob jiggle

that's something to put on your resume

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Tanith posted:

Forget about cybertits, what's this about a wizard?

I think that's from one of the books

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

haveblue posted:

I think that's from one of the books

lol

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

duckfarts posted:

somebody's definitely ashamed of those words

one of the primary sources for something I was working on did that poo poo for literary style or something so my ctrl-fing to find the passage I needed was thwarted for about half an hour.

gently caress you, immanuel kant

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

lol again

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

this is why you use actual books and bookmarks

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