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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I'm the guy casually smoking a cigarette while gunfire erupts.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Lol at toilet gun.

If they f8nd your dna on it you just say you had a piss

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I'm the dude covered in blood and I'm also the woman's non-existent pants

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I'm the plate of chicken wings.

Eat me up.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
Bikers are garbage people

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Maybe it's just me but I've been seeing more Bandidos colors / t-shirts and the like around town lately. Like they're trying to make a statement.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
8008135

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
For instance, I saw a Bandido on the highway rocking his rocker. Then a few days later I went to Baby Acapulco to get some enchiladas and a frozen margarita and there was a guy with a "Support your local Bandidos" shirt with his wife.

I'm getting pretty nervous here. They might try something.

What that is I don't know.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Vernii posted:

I bet that guy saw some poo poo in WWII or something and a small skirmish like that doesn't even phase him.

FAZE THE WORD IS FAZE. CHRIST

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

love em

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

real tragedy was that more texans did not get killed

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies

you haven't posted "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS" for a while lately

you need to step up your game

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

"Oh man, they are totally going to patch me in now!"

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
HOnestly I expected bikers to be tougher and not run from a gunfight

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Toadvine posted:

HOnestly I expected bikers to be tougher and not run from a gunfight

lol loving lol

Most bikers are just wanna-be tough guys and chronic dope fiends who get in way over their heads.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Really dissapointed no one did a tactical roll.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
The majority of the people in the video appear to be doing nothing wrong. Literally thrown in jail with a million dollars in bail for taking cover and running away. I ask you- where is the justice? Are all of you ok with this? Put your jokes aside for a minute and answer me from one member of the forum to another.

I'm no lawyer or cop or biker, but here's what I see in the video. I see a small number of individuals armed and looking to start trouble. Meanwhile, the MAJORITY of the people there are clearly unarmed, pose NO threat whatsoever, and are scared for their lives and taking cover. The only crime they're guilty of wearing the wrong rockers.

Yes. They found guns. However, it was clearly a small number of individuals (remember there was a HUGE mass of people as this was a meeting for local clubs) looking to start trouble. How many toilets do you think there are? 10? 20? 30? Certainly not enough to back up the claims made by the police.

So- after this shooting broke out, what did the cops do? Did they interview witnesses run prints and try to find those responsible? Nope. They took the easy way out and conveniently stomped all over the constitution in the process. They locked everyone (the innocents included), and had the audacity to slap them with a million dollars in bail. Last I checked, it is NOT against the law to join a biker club.

Let's think this through for a minute. Imagine there is a block party in an urban neighborhood and a shooting breaks out. The cops round up everyone, including witnesses and throw them ALL in jail. Can you imagine the outrage in social media the following day? Literally the exact thing happened to these bikers, and instead of taking up arms the majority of the populace applauded the event. Great job! Yes! Take away those civil rights and go ahead and ignore the constitution! Great job!

quote:

So this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Muttonchips posted:

The majority of the people in the video appear to be doing nothing wrong. Literally thrown in jail with a million dollars in bail for taking cover and running away. I ask you- where is the justice? Are all of you ok with this? Put your jokes aside for a minute and answer me from one member of the forum to another.

I'm no lawyer or cop or biker, but here's what I see in the video. I see a small number of individuals armed and looking to start trouble. Meanwhile, the MAJORITY of the people there are clearly unarmed, pose NO threat whatsoever, and are scared for their lives and taking cover. The only crime they're guilty of wearing the wrong rockers.

Yes. They found guns. However, it was clearly a small number of individuals (remember there was a HUGE mass of people as this was a meeting for local clubs) looking to start trouble. How many toilets do you think there are? 10? 20? 30? Certainly not enough to back up the claims made by the police.

So- after this shooting broke out, what did the cops do? Did they interview witnesses run prints and try to find those responsible? Nope. They took the easy way out and conveniently stomped all over the constitution in the process. They locked everyone (the innocents included), and had the audacity to slap them with a million dollars in bail. Last I checked, it is NOT against the law to join a biker club.

Let's think this through for a minute. Imagine there is a block party in an urban neighborhood and a shooting breaks out. The cops round up everyone, including witnesses and throw them ALL in jail. Can you imagine the outrage in social media the following day? Literally the exact thing happened to these bikers, and instead of taking up arms the majority of the populace applauded the event. Great job! Yes! Take away those civil rights and go ahead and ignore the constitution! Great job!
I mean I dunno about you but I think being part of a violent gang makes you on some level culpable for violence the gang commits even if you weren't personally involved.

I think that is significantly different than your block party example unless everyone attending the block party was part of a gang and dressing the part at the time of the incident.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
I like the one dude that just lights his smoke and strolls away while everyone's running for cover. Still not as cool as the old man in the background not giving the slightest of fucks.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

BigBoss posted:

skin that smokewagon and see what happens

loving lol

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
"We have obtained hundreds of documents and photos many of which are to graphic to show." *immediately shows a picture of a bloody bullet riddled corpse*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

HOnestly I expected bikers to be tougher and not run from a gunfight

you didnt see the guy just sort of sauntering away smoking a cigarette

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies

I've got some great news for you!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
[quote="Gaunab" post="452084638"]



Biker SF.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone dies

man you are depressed see a doctor

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Toadvine posted:

HOnestly I expected bikers to be tougher and not run from a gunfight

if you get shot it's more difficult to beat your wife

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
i wonder what the thought process for toilet gun was. did he think he could come back for it later because nobody would find it in his perfect hiding spot

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Grody posted:

i wonder what the thought process for toilet gun was. did he think he could come back for it later because nobody would find it in his perfect hiding spot

probably "if they find dna on the gun i can say it was from the piss in teh toilet"

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
has no one seen the godfather before are you seriously

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Mange Mite posted:

you didnt see the guy just sort of sauntering away smoking a cigarette

I saw him he's cool

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
South Park was right, nothing but a bunch of fags running for mommy.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Luvcow posted:

lol if these people were anything but white guys on bikes they'd never be allowed to exist

The black ladies of the Rose City Motorcycle Club and the dudes of the Urban Lions like to hang out at Calamity Jay's on Halsey each Sunday of football season if you want to chill. Place does a chicken fried steak hamburger that will make you question why every hamburger isn't breaded and fried.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

happyhippy posted:

South Park was right, nothing but a bunch of fags running for mommy.

In prison they can have even more crawling around on their hands and knees while being really scared

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
this is just like sons of anarchy

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I used to hang out at a biker bar in Oregon. We really only have Gypsy Jokers around here. Nothing interesting really ever happened.

Welp, that's my biker bar story.

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Oct 30, 2015

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man
i thought these guys were supposed to be tough. one little shootout and their leader acts like they were living through world war 3.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Obstacle2 posted:

i thought these guys were supposed to be tough. one little shootout and their leader acts like they were living through world war 3.

*throws handgun in toilet and flees scene*

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Luvcow posted:

lol if these people were anything but white guys on bikes they'd never be allowed to exist

lol yeah that's why there are no gangs made up of minorities

you must be euro trash or canadian

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ramsus posted:

lol yeah that's why there are no gangs made up of minorities

you must be euro trash or canadian

Bikers are far more romanticized and looked at as being heroic outlaws in popular culture than minority gangs.

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

FIRST TIME posted:

Bikers are far more romanticized and looked at as being heroic outlaws in popular culture than minority gangs.

wait, there isn't an entire hip hop and gangsta thug lifestyle glorification of minority gang membership that is completely main stream?

also how many real criminal biker gangs made up of white people exist to the number of minority gang members? goddamn you dumb

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