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Pththya-lyi posted:She is framing him for raping her, and the cop is in on it. Was the cop just standing there the whole time? Did she think ahead to bring a crooked cop along just in case Zed was brain damaged enough that he couldn't remember her so she could pretend to be his wife and rape him and then afterwards reverse frame him? Also: Why the HELL would Skye want to marry Zed? They hate each other, and she seems to love being single and screwing random guys. She's never acted like she wanted to get married before; and if she did wouldn't she go after one of the many guys she's screwing instead of her brother in-law who (as I have said many times and will continue to say) hates her? The lack of logic in Muir's self insert political fan-fiction is making me irrationally angry! 
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Oct 30, 2015 05:43
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in order to keep my brain alive, I'm going to focus on how funny it is that he couldn't find a porn frame to trace for panel 2 where the dude's arms weren't on the woman, so it looks like he's still totally into it.
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Oct 30, 2015 05:43
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Oct 30, 2015 05:50
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Maybe she's proving that he really doesn't have amnesia for some reason? Anything but the "liberal woman cries false rape", please.
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Oct 30, 2015 05:51
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As asinine as this is, I'll still take it over "Muir's self-insert hangs out with supercool conservative celebrities." Prediction: The fact that Zed still has his wife's lipstick on the mighty Zedschlong will enable him to successfully defend himself against the rape charges.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Was the cop just standing there the whole time? Did she think ahead to bring a crooked cop along just in case Zed was brain damaged enough that he couldn't remember her so she could pretend to be his wife and rape him and then afterwards reverse frame him? Of course she wants him. No woman can possibly resist the sex appeal of It's the dream of every creepy MRA manchild. Geostomp fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 06:00
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First Dog on the Moon on the subject of meat being declared carcinogenic:
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Oct 30, 2015 06:22
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Isn't that a DHS patch on that cop? Is it possible that they were looking for him anyway as part of the raid and Skye played Judas like a good little liberal for 30
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Oct 30, 2015 06:30
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alnilam posted:Fructose and sucrose are different molecules... This is from a while back, but while this is technically true, it is for all purposes false. Sucrose is a disaccharide of glucose and fructose. The extra step is the hydrolysis of a single bond, after which half of the sucrose molecule is processed exactly like fructose, because it is fructose. As an aside I always laugh when someone starts talking about the befits of a diet high in fruits and vegetables along side bashing fructose, considering that fructose main sugar found in fruits and most vegetables.
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Oct 30, 2015 06:53
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It's a racist piece of poo poo cartoon by a racist piece of poo poo and I'm glad Cagle is losing business over having run such a racist piece of poo poo cartoon.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:02
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Pickled Tink posted:First Dog on the Moon on the subject of meat being declared carcinogenic: This is probably the best First Dog I've ever seen. Every little panel is a microjoke and it has that throw-poo poo-at-a-wall comedy effect where as soon as one is kinda funny the next one is kinda funnier. The increasingly perturbed elves are just the best.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:04
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TheMaskedChemist posted:This is from a while back, but while this is technically true, it is for all purposes false. Sucrose is a disaccharide of glucose and fructose. The extra step is the hydrolysis of a single bond, after which half of the sucrose molecule is processed exactly like fructose, because it is fructose. The difference is that the negative effects of fructose are suppressed when consumed with large amounts of fiber, such as that found in fruits and vegetables e: absorption rate is also a factor, sugar from soda is absorbed much faster and makes your pancreas work harder ThePeavstenator fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 07:05
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Somfin posted:This is probably the best First Dog I've ever seen. Every little panel is a microjoke and it has that throw-poo poo-at-a-wall comedy effect where as soon as one is kinda funny the next one is kinda funnier. The increasingly perturbed elves are just the best. I, too, particularly enjoy the frustration of the elves as activity after activity they try to engage in turns out to cause cancer.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:09
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Still version: use the frame with just his eyes showing, caption "Hola , vecino"
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Oct 30, 2015 07:13
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Pththya-lyi posted:She is framing him for raping her, and the cop is in on it. Gonna go against conventional wisdom. While Muir is a moron, he does seem to like to try pun type "jokes." I am guessing his use of the word trick is both a play on Halloween and indicative of them trying to get him for being a John.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:20
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Pickled Tink posted:First Dog on the Moon on the subject of meat being declared carcinogenic:
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Oct 30, 2015 07:20
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Political Cartoons 2015: Shin M'Lady Tensei: Digital Zeddifer Saga
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Oct 30, 2015 07:28
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Pththya-lyi posted:She is framing him for raping her, and the cop is in on it. Citizen Cop
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Oct 30, 2015 07:29
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Was the cop just standing there the whole time? Did she think ahead to bring a crooked cop along just in case Zed was brain damaged enough that he couldn't remember her so she could pretend to be his wife and rape him and then afterwards reverse frame him? She's a woman. As an MRA, Muir does not believe that women are individuals, in the way men might be, but slaves of hormones and biological urges. Whatever Skye might personally feel is overwritten in the presence of an alpha male like Zed. Spermjacking happens because a woman knows she only need to pull it off once, and the guy will be hooked for life.
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Kajeesus posted:She's a woman. As an MRA, Muir does not believe that women are individuals, in the way men might be, but slaves of hormones and biological urges. Whatever Skye might personally feel is overwritten in the presence of an alpha male like Zed. Spermjacking happens because a woman knows she only need to pull it off once, and the guy will be hooked for life. Spermjacking sounds awesome. Theres nothing I'd love more than to have a child with someone I otherwise hate just to punish them for life with having to provide a portion of money to pay for said child.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:42
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Bad reporter has almost always been good.
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bunnyofdoom posted:While I agree that no country should fund the corrupt body that is FIFA, is he really saying gently caress those Kids? (HAving seen his racist poo poo, I can believve he says gently caress those foreigners) Kids Company was a charity that appears to have been poorly managed at best and actively corrupt at worst. It's had multiple bailouts and it's unclear how much of the funding they received actually helped vulnerable children. A stopped "gently caress off Mac" clock is still going to be right more often than not but he's not being entirely odious here. If... 26-29 October     Notes for this week: - The Momentum Falcon is named after a grassroots group of Corbyn supporters within the Labour party. - The malfunction of the paup slaughter beam refers to the tax credits defeat in the Lords - see Cloud Potato's posts over the past few days - George Styporker returns as Lord Bumnose and the apprentice is now the master - For what it's worth, I had a scroll through Hansard and it appears that Lord Mandelson voted for Baroness Meacher's amendment to delay the implementation of tax credits cuts until the impact was understood, but abstained from the big headline one which was Baroness Hollis's amendment to also provide full transitional protection from the cuts for at least three years
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Party Boat posted:Kids Company was a charity that appears to have been poorly managed at best and actively corrupt at worst. It's had multiple bailouts and it's unclear how much of the funding they received actually helped vulnerable children. You beat me to it, except it's absolutely certain that corruption was involved somewhere. For the last five years Kids Co wasn't having to compete for its grants - which were twice the size of those given to any other kids charity including Barnardo's - because every year Batmanghelidjh wrote a letter direct to David Cameron claiming they'd fold if they didn't get them, and at no point were they investigated by an external agency or required to provide any proof beyond reports from their own officials. As for the foreign aid: you don't have to think foreign aid is a bad thing before you ask why it's better to kick the props out from under Britain's poorest working families while continuing to send billions abroad instead of spending those billions on our own people first. You're only an rear end in a top hat if you don't understand that Britain can in fact afford to do both, but that doesn't align with the Tory agenda of putting all the money in the hands of the rich.
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You know, I'm coming around to the whole "stop posting DbD" thing, if only because it apparently makes everyone who looks at it willfully dense.
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Pickled Tink posted:First Dog on the Moon on the subject of meat being declared carcinogenic: God I love this. First Dog on the Moon always had these little microjokes and amusing distractions and it's wonderful. It's a style of written comedy I really like and this is nearing the best in that genre (The Onion's Our Dumb World).
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TetsuoTW posted:You know, I'm coming around to the whole "stop posting DbD" thing, if only because it apparently makes everyone who looks at it willfully dense. If I read the thread I skip past all DbD stuff and have for at least a year. I can't even pretend to care about whatever plotline is supposed to be going on.
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Finally? Finally?! There is no "finally" with you, Tinsley. Don't tease us.
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Kabanaw posted:Bors did a longform cartoon for Rolling Stone My only problem with this is that Ted Cruz is Pro Life, not Anti Life.
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Oct 30, 2015 12:10
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Why is the confusing hospital rape carton tagged "statist takeover"?
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Oct 30, 2015 12:23
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Good point Tinsley, you don't get to decide what someone else does or doesn't find offensive. A valuable reminder when you're tempted to justify your racist halloween costume by saying you "don't mean it that way."
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Ignoring the MRA hate fantasy going on in the comic, I love this comment from the thread: [quote] Well, back-stabbing *IS* normal for the left...and treason is hiighly regarded, also. [quote]  The party of Nixon, Ollie North, G Gordon Liddy and Scooter Libby, folks.
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Mr. Fowl posted:My only problem with this is that Ted Cruz is Pro Life, not Anti Life. "YOU CANNOT ABORT YOUR BABY! FOR IT MUST LIVE AND GROW! TO SERVE ME!"
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Hermetic posted:
You forgot Reagan, buddy.
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betaraywil posted:Why is the confusing hospital rape carton tagged "statist takeover"? The police officer is an instrument of the state. It may also be a reference to Skye being a statist, given that she's also a liberal, and she's trying to "takeover" Zed. Lord help me I don't want to do this.
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Someone post a link to the uncensored DbD, I love tormenting my friends but not so much that I'm willing to actually look it up myself. Some of you obviously don't have that problem though.
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