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Poor nancy. That has to be the absolute worst, seeing you right at the very moment it ends. And with the way she turned red right as you won, it made me think that maybe it was only the split second network communication times separating her from failure or a fun gunfight to keep her honour. The anguish must have been palpable in that house. 
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I wonder if other invaders feel like that when they invade Chip? Also, truth be told, I was kinda leaning forward and tightening my jaw through that whole thing. The backdoor timer moves so slowly
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Oct 30, 2015 09:03
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Antonio studied 13th century Welsh poetry.
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Oct 30, 2015 09:24
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There are about 100 or so remaining Castles/Castle ruins in Wales but I'm not sure $10,000,000 a year would be enough to actually buy, own and maintain one of them. Certainly not any of the impressive ones.
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Oct 30, 2015 09:56
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Josuke Higashikata posted:There are about 100 or so remaining Castles/Castle ruins in Wales but I'm not sure $10,000,000 a year would be enough to actually buy, own and maintain one of them. There has to be some lovely castles in Wales.
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Oct 30, 2015 10:02
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The end of the human trafficking chain, like the end of all the sidequest chains, is a repurposed version of an open world activity. The jokes about it not being thrilling or fulfilling are dead-on accurate. It's a convoy mission with some high-level cops who get a head start on you and you can't kill the target. You had to find ten briefcases to figure out who was in charge of the auction, despite knowing who was in charge of the auction the entire time at various points in the chain of command. Of all the "finale" missions, it was probably the single nastiest in the game due to it being stacked against you in so many ways. "Aiden gets them all together and murders them" would actually have more closure than what occurs. Also that ctOS hub is a lot easier if you come in from the other side, there are cameras and most people stand on piers alone if not alerted. claw game handjob fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 10:33
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I noticed when Chip checked the Botanical Gardens landmark that the guy that was the Mayor of it wasen't the guy with the Rayman avatar. Has our dear mayor abandoned Watch_Dog's Chicago?
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:I noticed when Chip checked the Botanical Gardens landmark that the guy that was the Mayor of it wasen't the guy with the Rayman avatar. 
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Oct 30, 2015 13:00
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Yeah, sure Ubi there's totally still Russian nobility walking around. It's not the like the Bolsheviks killed them all or anything.
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Oct 30, 2015 19:15
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Accordion Man posted:Yeah, sure Ubi there's totally still Russian nobility walking around. It's not the like the Bolsheviks killed them all or anything. Obviously he's one of the descendents of Anastasia.
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Oct 30, 2015 19:20
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Oh, I assumed he was just a con artist or something, and the woman talking to him was easily fooled
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Oct 30, 2015 19:24
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CryingAthena posted:"On medication for schizophrenia" as a "random fact" for an enemy? Really? ...Ok?
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CryingAthena posted:"On medication for schizophrenia" as a "random fact" for an enemy? Really? Still wishing that the enemies had random 'nice' info; make it a bit more unsettling. Though I feel slightly confused by the bit with the relative of the 'oligarch'. I dunno if its supposed to be that who they're speaking to is ignorant, or just being colloquial, but... Oligarchs in Russia, at least presently, aren't really 'nobility' or in any way 'royal'. They're dudes who got exceedingly wealthy during the downturn of the USSR. Admittedly the castle in Wales thing is probably accurate though. Surprising number of Russian oligarchs have a love of British culture (particularly our football).
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I didn't see anyone mention it but look how happy that guy was after... putting his dick in a vacuum chamber?   CryingAthena posted:"On medication for schizophrenia" as a "random fact" for an enemy? Really? All criminals need to be hosed up and have negative personality traits. Sometimes it's that they're on parole or that they have a criminal record or that they have a mental disability. These are all equally negative traits in Watch_Dogs. Astro Nut posted:Though I feel slightly confused by the bit with the relative of the 'oligarch'. I dunno if its supposed to be that who they're speaking to is ignorant, or just being colloquial, but... Oligarchs in Russia, at least presently, aren't really 'nobility' or in any way 'royal'. They're dudes who got exceedingly wealthy during the downturn of the USSR. Admittedly the castle in Wales thing is probably accurate though. Surprising number of Russian oligarchs have a love of British culture (particularly our football). I don't find it particularly hard to believe that someone is related to both royalty and oligarchs. It's just a double whammy of luck that turned him into a rich boy that spends his days idling buying humans. ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 19:51
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ThatPazuzu posted:All criminals need to be hosed up and have negative personality traits. Sometimes it's that they're on parole or that they have a criminal record or that they have a mental disability. These are all equally negative traits in Watch_Dogs. Don't forget child abuse.
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Accordion Man posted:Yeah, sure Ubi there's totally still Russian nobility walking around. It's not the like the Bolsheviks killed them all or anything. ...Yeah, there are. Their titles don't exactly mean much today, but a lot of Russian nobles managed to flee during the whole Civil War thing. You're maybe thinking of the Russian royal family?
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Oct 30, 2015 19:59
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Do you think all the cool ctOS agents ask to be put on that island? Think about it: You and two dozen of your bros get to chill on a private island and get paid nearly six figures so long as you don't let a wet banana man hack a box.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:04
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Speaking of, I am begging for a wardrobe change. This bananaman is killing me.
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Astro Nut posted:Surprising number of Russian oligarchs have a love of British culture (particularly our football).  Ometeotl posted:...Ok?
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Waffleman_ posted:Speaking of, I am begging for a wardrobe change. This bananaman is killing me.  Dirty Banana has run its course. It's time for a new ICONIC COATTM to take its place.
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Oct 30, 2015 21:02
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Yeah, as much as I like seeing Aiden cosplay as an even more emotionally stunted DIO, it's time for the banana to go bye bye soon, surely.
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Waffleman_ posted:Speaking of, I am begging for a wardrobe change. This bananaman is killing me. Get it RIGHT already. That's is Aiden "Pisscoat Vigilate" Pierce, not Aiden "Bananaman Vigilante" Pierce.
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Oct 30, 2015 21:22
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Ironicus, I hope your new character Bloodthirsty Prospector makes an appearance in Six Feats Under at some point.
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Oct 30, 2015 21:29
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We should equip the camo pattern one so we could have Aiden Pearce, Anti-Establishment Survivalist! Unless Chip doesn't have that DLC, in which case, I dunno, Reptile maybe?
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Naming the Russian relative-to-an-oligarch Anton Chekov is the most subtle reference to Anton Chekov since Joe Hill's Nos4a2
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How does the game determine how other players appear? Doesn't everybody appear as Aiden in their own game?
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SlothfulCobra posted:How does the game determine how other players appear? Doesn't everybody appear as Aiden in their own game? Yeah, everyone sees themselves as Aiden. I think the civilian model their opponent perceives is totally random.
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It's neat in how it's presented. The player on their screen never not the 'character' Aiden, the other players on their screen they're tailing/invading/defending from/racing/playing that CTFish mode are always referred to as Fixers and are random NPC models. It never breaks tone with the player being the her... uhh, main player character.
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah, everyone sees themselves as Aiden. I think the civilian model their opponent perceives is totally random. Which is why that one invader who tried running Chip and Ironicus over looked like a chubby guy in a hoodie. Having everyone look like The Vigilante or have a Vigilante figure would be too much of a dead giveaway. Granted, trying to run the guy you're invading down isn't what I call stealthy either.
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Croccers posted:It's neat in how it's presented. The player on their screen never not the 'character' Aiden, the other players on their screen they're tailing/invading/defending from/racing/playing that CTFish mode are always referred to as Fixers and are random NPC models. It never breaks tone with the player being the her... uhh, main player character.
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Like for example, when I was taking them I literally couldn't crouch then stand up. It hosed up my blood pressure so much that if I stood up then I would have literally the worst equillibrium and just nearly fall over completely. So just imagine facing a mercenary having that problem, it would be the saddest enemy of all time. Testekill fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Oct 31, 2015 |
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I find it odd that the guy watching porn streams didn't recognize his SO from her voice.
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Bluhman posted:I find it odd that the guy watching porn streams didn't recognize his SO from her voice. Was it his SO, I thought it was his sister, That seemed Watch_Dogs level of hosed up for me.
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It was his sister who acts like his SO.
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See, I was figuring daughter.
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Crowetron posted:Ironicus, I hope your new character Bloodthirsty Prospector makes an appearance in Six Feats Under at some point. Cootsen has a number of hobbies he failed to mention to the party.
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So late to this; I'm a long-time lurker. I was so glad to see you get nancy back! But I actually wanted to post on how cool your Metal Gear drunk history was. I'm especially nostalgic because Snake Eater was the first C&I LP I watched.
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Oct 31, 2015 03:31
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I'd like to thank Youtube comments for pointing out these two people caught t-posing:
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Clearly they're just part of a flash mob, that's just the thing you do in the cyber-dystopian present instead of randomly breaking out into a group song and dance number!
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Veyrall posted:I'm a bad person because I unironically enjoy Watch_Dogs. It's a fun GTA clone with cyberpunk pretensions, the slave auction was way less unpleasant than I thought it'd be, and it has fun shenanigans like car-launching and rampant hypocrisy. Essentially, it is a hamburger of a game. Not amazing, but sometimes it just hits the spot in a generic way. If you don't take it seriously at all, like the way MST3K does as a movie, it is hilariously bad in its story hypocrisy. But after seeing an invasion from the other side first time, that actually looked like exactly my kind of fun to do with people, so I'll give props on that for this game.
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