|
Verisimilidude posted:https://storify.com/yomike/a-wild-w...utm_source=t.co Why did I even start to read this?
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 00:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 00:01 |
|
|
I wondered the same after getting through that story. Jesus that was aggravating to read.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 00:03
|
|
|
Fathis Munk posted:I wondered the same after getting through that story. Jesus that was aggravating to read. You tried to read a story in Twitter format. What did you expect?
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 00:22
|
|
|
Doubtful Guest posted:Another tale of badass revenge, which if were true would still paint the writer in a horrible light. Or it's the rejected plot outline for The Craft 2. I'm pretty sure a lot of people have elaborate revenge fantasies but acting on them would instantly make you look psychotic regardless of what the reason was, someone bumped into me at the library? well I am going to devote an entire year to ruining their life and not forgetting about it instantly, because I am a well adjusted person!
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 00:32
|
|
|
 
Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Oct 30, 2015 |
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 02:49
|
|
|
So I was just running with my head down in the library like I always do, and wouldn't you know, I hit a wall! Clumsy me!
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 02:51
|
|
|
canyoneer posted:So I was just running with my head down in the library like I always do, and wouldn't you know, I hit a wall! Clumsy me! And, with all the redaction, we can't even tell if she is hot to make up for the retardedness.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 02:54
|
|
|
I don't get why this is here. It's really believable. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 03:33
|
|
|
Thump! posted:I don't get why this is here. It's really believable. If this was anywhere but Whole Foods I wouldn't believe it.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 04:07
|
|
|
Doubtful Guest posted:We had this friend who literally could not keep a secret if you paid him to and he didn't care about that at all. It was a point of personal pride almost. I didn't tell him directly because that would be really low, but at the time I convinced myself that this was better. I told him that if he wanted to see something funny that he should tell Kate that he knew what happened at that one summer grad party. I didn't give him any details, didn't say anything at all, and didn't tell him that it had anything to do with us not talking. Does this part make sense to anyone else or is my brain broken after reading so much of this thread 
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 05:12
|
|
|
Author tricked the girl into talking to someone about their falling out, and supposedly outed herself as gay in the process. She then gets upset that the knowledge spreads and has somehow forgotten she is the one who revealed it to person-who-can't-keep-secrets. It's dumb.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 05:53
|
|
|
Super Troper!quote:This troper (the concurrer above) is a genuine genius child. IQ over 170, hit ceilings on tests ostensibly without ceilings, etc. However, [1], and she has some pretty extreme issues too. In addition to crazy emotional problems, skewed worldviews, skewed self-image, and suchforth, she has an utter inability to concentrate on anything, and is extraordinarily elitist when it comes to what's worth her time. Therefore, she does a lot of lazing around and a lot of writing. Also, she started taking algebra-based calculus at 12. And was teaching an algebra class. And had taught an (albeit short) class on Attic Greek. Et cetera, et cetera. She's just too lazy to do anything she's not forced to. (Yes, she has deep and burning passion buried somewhere within her. However, she represses absolutely everything she considers to be genuinely HER, so that's been locked away for a while.) Therefore, she's done next to nothing with all her talents. Too bad for future employers. As if she'll ever be anything more than a barista.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 07:58
|
|
Khazar-khum posted:Super Troper! Algebra-based calculus? As opposed to arithmetic-based calculus? Content: quote:This troper has two female classmates who are identical twins. They're also well-endowed. And anime and video game nerds. One of them has a nickname that's also the name of one of two big-breasted fictional twins from a certain anime. 
Noyemi K has a new favorite as of 08:24 on Oct 30, 2015 |
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 08:03
|
|
|
I know of tits, I must let the Internet also know of tits
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 08:59
|
|
|
That troper left off the last "And I have absolutely no shot with either of them"
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 09:03
|
|
|
Why doesn't the other one have the other nickname?
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 10:03
|
|
|
"A certain X" makes me want to punch myself in the face every time I see it. Nobody actually talks like that! It's a stupid, weird translation artifact.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 10:20
|
|
|
My Lovely Horse posted:Why doesn't the other one have the other nickname? She's not mental enough to dye her hair green.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 11:05
|
|
|
Oh, are we talking super geniuses now? Well, look no further that this guy here. (This would also fit in the "PYF persons who clearly wrote their own Wikipedia entry" thread, I guess) e: his twitter is pretty cool as well, with deep philosophical observations like these:  
System Metternich has a new favorite as of 12:47 on Oct 30, 2015 |
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 12:42
|
|
|
MonoAus posted:Does this part make sense to anyone else or is my brain broken after reading so much of this thread So I guess the guy told Kate "I know about the grad party" and she flipped out and told him her every secret instead of just saying "ok." I get what she's trying to say but because she leaves out so much as written it says her friend said she was spreading a rumor and people asked her "are you spreading a rumor?" And so her devious plan came to fruition? This lady's writing style is the opposite of stdh, she's not pushing anything over the top, she's not watching everyone burst into tears and run away and the end is "The girls who were friends in high school don't talk much anymore".
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 13:12
|
|
|
System Metternich posted:
Holy poo poo so many worthless references. Also he's a "PhD candidate"? So he actually did never finish it? But was still a practicing doctor? quote:A major contributor to this article appears to have a close connection with its subject.(November 2013) Haha thanks wiki. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 13:35 on Oct 30, 2015 |
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 13:33
|
|
|
jodai posted:So I guess the guy told Kate "I know about the grad party" and she flipped out and told him her every secret instead of just saying "ok." I get what she's trying to say but because she leaves out so much as written it says her friend said she was spreading a rumor and people asked her "are you spreading a rumor?" And so her devious plan came to fruition? Also am I wrong or did she "punish" one of the girls by connecting her with teachers that could help her do her college applications? EDIT: Oh I get it, the teachers were supposed to help with scholarships to help her afford Oberlin but she didn't actually get in and jfc why have I spent this much time thinking about this
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 14:45
|
|
|
Fathis Munk posted:Holy poo poo so many worthless references. Also he's a "PhD candidate"? So he actually did never finish it? But was still a practicing doctor? He still sucks. e: ^ also I like how if the story were true, the writer has the ability to rally teachers to get a scholarship together, but instead of doing that for someone who could actually benefit, she does it to humiliate someone who barely had anything to do with her. Reflects real well on her. Stroop There It Is has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Oct 30, 2015 |
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:24
|
|
|
 http://imgur.com/gallery/maI55Ez
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:26
|
|
|
Im sure half of that macro is true.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:47
|
|
|
Is there something above "maximum overdidn't?"
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:51
|
|
|
I wouldn't brag about that  Also "railing out" ? Definitely sounds like STDH a teenage virgin would write.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:53
|
|
|
Stroop There It Is posted:PhD candidate is a real thing that means you've passed your qualifying exams but haven't defended your dissertation yet (at which point you get the PhD if you pass). It's something that only applies if you are currently in a doctoral program. Well yeah but doesn't taht still mean that at 39 he still doesn't have the actual PhD itself ?
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:56
|
|
|
Zaphod42 posted:I wouldn't brag about that Maybe to you granddad but the rest of us all-pro sex havers and pussy magnets bang and rail 10/10 babes constantly. I myself have done coitus at a woman more than 10 times, often to completion.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 15:57
|
|
|
I'd say she had at least a hundred Orgasm over a 3 hour period. (I am re-listening to the whole fplus podcasts. That's an actual quote.)
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 16:28
|
|
Fathis Munk posted:I'd say she had at least a hundred Orgasm over a 3 hour period. Which episode? I've been doing a podcast pass and the classics are worth a listen at least three times a year.
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 16:32
|
|
|
http://thefpl.us/episode/144
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 16:54
|
|
|
Doubtful Guest posted:Another tale of badass revenge, which if were true would still paint the writer in a horrible light. Or it's the rejected plot outline for The Craft 2. You know that episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon goes back to her high school reunion and it becomes clear that she was mean girl in high school?
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 17:01
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 17:30
|
|
|
Q: What's a sign of good sex? A: When the both of you start having inane conversations mid-coitus.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 17:51
|
|
|
PYF STDH: I just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 17:53
|
|
|
"I gotta stop loving my twin brother."
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 17:54
|
|
|
Eponine posted:"I gotta stop loving my twin brother." i was expecting it to take that turn and was suprrised at how jolly the tone had been up until that point
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 19:57
|
|
|
System Metternich posted:Q: What's a sign of good sex? Some weather we're having, huh!
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 20:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 00:01 |
|
|
Drunk Tomato posted:Some weather we're having, huh! Oh baby oh baby oh God oh God How about $SPORTS TEAM? So good so good.
|
|
#
?
Oct 30, 2015 21:25
|
|