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Prison Warden posted:Oh cool, loser poo poo. Got it. are you telling me you've been on the internet, on something awful no less, since 2011 and have never once heard the terms MRA or SJW
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Alaois posted:are you telling me you've been on the internet, on something awful no less, since 2011 and have never once heard the terms MRA or SJW I think he's as baffled as I am that anyone would use that horseshit seriously in a sentance.
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Norns posted:I think he's as baffled as I am that anyone would use that horseshit seriously in a sentance. I wasn't using it seriously.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:59
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A BORN HERO.
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Oct 30, 2015 06:35
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Couldn't just rent a chainsaw and go at the legs?
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Oct 30, 2015 06:43
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Say...If it isn't my old nemesis, A SIGN!
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Oct 30, 2015 07:42
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Google 'Hal Jordan being hit on the head'.
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Oct 30, 2015 08:14
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That would take time away from me Googling 'Hal Jordan butt'
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Search delivers.
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Oct 30, 2015 08:25
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Oh I do intend to get off.
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Oct 30, 2015 08:27
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http://green-lantern-butts-forever.blogspot.co.nz/
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Why the hell are Hal and Kyle still allowed to be Green Lanterns? You'd think by now they'd have been ordered to just hand their rings over to Jon, the actually competent one. Hell, give Jon ten rings and let him go full Green Mandarin and there'd be no stopping him.
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Oct 30, 2015 14:53
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Who What Now posted:Why the hell are Hal and Kyle still allowed to be Green Lanterns? You'd think by now they'd have been ordered to just hand their rings over to Jon, the actually competent one. Hell, give Jon ten rings and let him go full Green Mandarin and there'd be no stopping him. Didn't Kyle save the whole Green Lantern Corps? Like, the concept of it, not just the actual people? If that hasn't been retconned away, he's probably going to get a lifetime pass.
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Oct 30, 2015 14:58
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Who What Now posted:Why the hell are Hal and Kyle still allowed to be Green Lanterns? You'd think by now they'd have been ordered to just hand their rings over to Jon, the actually competent one. Hell, give Jon ten rings and let him go full Green Mandarin and there'd be no stopping him. John Stewart and Jon Stewart are two totally different people.
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Die Laughing posted:John Stewart and Jon Stewart are two totally different people. I stand by my statements. 
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Die Laughing posted:John Stewart and Jon Stewart are two totally different people. Has there ever been a Jewish Green Lantern?
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Who What Now posted:Why the hell are Hal and Kyle still allowed to be Green Lanterns? You'd think by now they'd have been ordered to just hand their rings over to Jon, the actually competent one. Hell, give Jon ten rings and let him go full Green Mandarin and there'd be no stopping him. John only helped cause an entire planet blowing up and killing everyone.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:04
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The terrifying truth of Green Lanterns is that John Stewart is the most competent and Guy loving Gardner is the second most competent.
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ImpAtom posted:The terrifying truth of Green Lanterns is that John Stewart is the most competent and Guy loving Gardner is the second most competent. Are you sure you have those two in the right order?
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Oct 30, 2015 15:08
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ImpAtom posted:The terrifying truth of Green Lanterns is that John Stewart is the most competent and Guy loving Gardner is the second most competent. Well, Earth Oa Green Lanterns anyway. Alan is the most competent human with the name, and some of the space Green Lanterns seem like up to snuff.
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prefect posted:Are you sure you have those two in the right order? John Stewart did not accidentally concuss himself trying to retrieve a ring from under a computer nor did he once get trapped in a giant yellow banana billboard by the Royal Flush Gang.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:24
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ImpAtom posted:John Stewart did not accidentally concuss himself trying to retrieve a ring from under a computer nor did he once get trapped in a giant yellow banana billboard by the Royal Flush Gang. When a world was under threat from a bomb that was going to blow it up, John Stewart was super cocky and told the Martian Manhunter to gently caress off because obviously his omnipotent ring could handle the bomb; trapping MM in a force bubble and sending him away. The bomb was yellow so John couldn't do anything to it and the world got blown up. Edit: While looking for that I realised I liked the faces in this panel: 
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Oct 30, 2015 15:34
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team overhead smash posted:When a world was under threat from a bomb that was going to blow it up, John Stewart was super cocky and told the Martian Manhunter to gently caress off because obviously his omnipotent ring could handle the bomb; trapping MM in a force bubble and sending him away. Mike Mignola ?
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team overhead smash posted:Edit: While looking for that I realised I liked the faces in this panel: I don't know what's going on in that page, but Batman isn't having any of it.
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bobkatt013 posted:Mike Mignola ?
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bobkatt013 posted:John only helped cause an entire planet blowing up and killing everyone. Hal and Kyle both nearly destroyed the entire universe, so....
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Who What Now posted:Hal and Kyle both nearly destroyed the entire universe, so.... Yet they were not destroyed. The planet was.
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bobkatt013 posted:Yet they were not destroyed. The planet was. The universe was destroyed by Hal actually it just got remade.
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bobkatt013 posted:Yet they were not destroyed. The planet was. See, John can actually get things done.
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Uthor posted:I don't know what's going on in that page, but Batman isn't having any of it. Martian Manhunter, on the other hand, really has to go poop.
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Selachian posted:Still my favorite John Stewart panels. Only if said in Phil LaMarr's "angry" voice.
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ImpAtom posted:The terrifying truth of Green Lanterns is that John Stewart is the most competent and Guy loving Gardner is the second most competent. G'nort probably trumps them both. Was Hal the first choice, or was Guy? Maybe the ring picks an incompetent backup lantern so that villains will be less likely to kill the primary lantern for fear that the backup will take over. You know, like how Nixon had Ford for a VP and Megatron has Starscream.
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Wasn't it something weird like Hal and Guy were exactly the same distance from the ring and both qualified so it just picked one at random?
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So that's how he learned about the yellow weakness, right? In other words, he saw the sign and it opened up his eyes. Sizone posted:Was Hal the first choice, or was Guy? They were considered equally top choices by the ring, but Hal was closer so it sought him out instead.
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Sizone posted:G'nort probably trumps them both.
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Nessus posted:I think Guy and Hal were tied for potential but Hal was right there and Guy was over in Baltimore, so the ring went to Hal. Wasn't Guy also a pretty normal upstanding person until life poo poo on him in several ways?
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Bucnasti posted:Wasn't Guy also a pretty normal upstanding person until life poo poo on him in several ways? Yeah, and Rainer would probably have been less of a mess were it not for girlfriend fridging. Maybe the ring sneaks off at night while the current lantern is asleep and wrecks the lives of the runner ups.
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Bucnasti posted:Wasn't Guy also a pretty normal upstanding person until life poo poo on him in several ways? He was a social worker until Hal basically ruined his life.
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