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i'm only hiring girls who have at least two bikini photos on their public Facebook prof
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Oct 30, 2015 01:59
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Oct 30, 2015 02:04
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ThePriceIsRight posted:
lol wish they had like pictures of actual people to go alongside the warmth patterns
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Oct 30, 2015 02:11
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Darth123123 posted:nights episode of dwts, etc Drinkin' With Those Sikhs?
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Oct 30, 2015 02:38
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Imao the female partner is 100% "I dunno, maybe" and the only difference between dad and friend is that the dad has a bigger dick that hangs to the left.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:41
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ThePriceIsRight posted:
According to this chart there is a non-zero percentage allowing you to touch your mother/fathers/strangers rear end.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:43
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I'm not gonna let that thing tell me I can't touch my dads boobs.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:44
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Mad Monk posted:I just couldn't imagine working in an open air office or what ever they call these places. When I'm working on a complex problem I want to be left the hell alone, I wouldn't be able to do nearly as good of a job with people bouncing around on toys and poo poo while I'm trying to figure something out. Seriously. My work flow includes the occasional need to scratch my balls, fart and sometimes even pick my nose. I could do these things in front of other people, but then HR would get involved.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Seriously. My work flow includes the occasional need to scratch my balls, fart and sometimes even pick my nose. For real. Sometimes when I'm working the farts must flow. Blocks your creativity, otherwise.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:57
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ethanol posted:i'm only hiring girls who have at least two bikini photos on their public Facebook prof This is the strategy they use to hire medical industry sales reps.
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etalian posted:This is the strategy they use to hire medical industry sales reps. I worked for a medical company once and the sales rep was a 30-year old blonde who would take doctors out to dinner on the company's dime and try to get them to buy our products. I still wonder if she slept with any of them to improve her sales numbers.
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Oct 30, 2015 03:19
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Drinkin' With Those Sikhs? Reality show Pitch. A group of 7-15 Sikhs go around to different cities getting drunk and exploring the night life. Sikh and Destroy. Maybe FX would bite?
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Oct 30, 2015 03:50
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Inzombiac posted:GirlsIdatedinmyearlytwentiesandshouldhavecontractedadisease.jpg gj man  nice!!!
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Oct 30, 2015 04:16
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Maoist Pussy posted:Hairy tumblr girls are being deliberately gross as some weird form of psychological power grab, hth long as they power grab my dick n balls
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Oct 30, 2015 05:17
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NESguerilla posted:Imao the female partner is 100% "I dunno, maybe" and the only difference between dad and friend is that the dad has a bigger dick that hangs to the left. i thin kthe fact that autistic men are willing to let female acq touc hthem anywhere is most revealing!
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nomadologique posted:long as they power grab my dick n balls That's what they want you to think.
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gently caress da Mods posted:gj man Heroin chic with bad tattoos is not nice. Ugggghhhhh
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Oct 30, 2015 07:25
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inside a decade, those girls will the trophy wives of hedge fund managers
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Oct 30, 2015 07:50
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I'm going to get an ironic anime tattoo
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ThePriceIsRight posted:I'm going to get an ironic anime tattoo you mean another right, is that a typo??
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Oct 30, 2015 16:02
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ethanol posted:I don't loving get it!!!!! By popular demand I redact my post. FlimFlam Imam fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 16:06
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ethanol posted:you mean another right, is that a typo?? the first one is sincere
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Oct 30, 2015 16:15
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Mad Monk posted:For fucks sake, it's just the number on the license plate. I remember when goons would get all bent out of shape when somebody would post a car without blurring out the license plate. Shush, don't ruin this
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Oct 30, 2015 16:56
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Inzombiac posted:GirlsIdatedinmyearlytwentiesandshouldhavecontractedadisease.jpg At this moment...I am so very, very hard
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Oct 30, 2015 18:11
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If your resume isnt expressed in emoji then gtfo of my millennial company 😡🙅🙋🙉
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Oct 30, 2015 18:14
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Oct 30, 2015 18:16
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The top rated Halloween candy is verifiably Reese's cups that kid is hosed
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Oct 30, 2015 18:17
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pleasecallmechrist posted:At this moment...I am so very, very hard for the pillow talk you could just discuss the latest and greatest anime after a 8 second performance
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Oct 30, 2015 18:18
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I bet that mom gives out chick tracts instead of candy.
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Oct 30, 2015 18:19
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if somebody gave me lifesavers for halloween i would take their life
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Oct 30, 2015 18:20
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Mad Monk posted:I bet that mom gives out chick tracts instead of candy. Whole Foods coupon for a free baby carrot.
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Oct 30, 2015 18:26
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don't punish other kids because you passed on defective genes lady lmbo at carrots
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Oct 30, 2015 18:31
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Lmao how catering to every possible food allergy is the only way to be a "responsible parent", like getting gluten free candy is some sort of moral imperative Buy your defective kid some candy that he can eat, you cheap hag
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Oct 30, 2015 18:39
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just put up a sign on the front of your house that says "nothing but reeses cups here, if allergic please skip this house" then when invariably someone complains, next year put "no candy here due to complaints from last year" everyone knows who the allergic ones parents are, and the neighborhood kids will sort out the rest
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Oct 30, 2015 18:39
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Maude Flanders lives!
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aw you're a cute lil zombie. have some carrot sticks, stevie. happy halloween.
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there's a millennial mom on my facebook who goes on numerous status/share tirades about artificial dyes and how all halloween candy uses them and that they're terrible. she's the preachiest person ive ever encountered. she's also into natural birth. is htat a millennial thing? she posted a picture of her placenta. that was a fun day. oh she's really into breast-feeding in public too and posting pics of it on fb. i report every single one of them lol even though they dont show nip
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