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i love when parents use the word devastated to describe their kids
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as a kid i would actually have been devastated if some sententious bitch gave me carrots and raisins on halloween
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Oct 30, 2015 19:22
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thathonkey posted:as a kid i would actually have been devastated if some sententious bitch gave me carrots and raisins on halloween there will be eggs thrown
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Oct 30, 2015 19:24
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all this obnoxious conscientiousness is just a new way to feel superior to poor people and minorities now that it's not socially acceptable to be openly classist or racist having time and money to worry about loving food dyes of all things e: and not to say all people who care about health or natural stuff are douchebags, just the ones who are preachy and use it as a means to condescend to people who don't or can't live that way mr. mephistopheles fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 19:30
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They sell boxes of nut free candy so that solves that. These kids are going to grow up to be complete shits about their allergies. When I was in university I was making some peanut butter cookies in my kitchen and some girl from down the hall comes in and is like 'can you close your door please? I'm allergic to peanuts and I can't smell them'. Really? But you're in the kitchen complaining to me about smelling peanut butter cookies while breathing in the peanut butter cookie smells.
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Oct 30, 2015 19:42
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etalian posted:for the pillow talk you could just discuss the latest and greatest anime after a 8 second performance I see that we have sexual relations before.
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Oct 30, 2015 19:55
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my middleschool classmate and neighbor claimed he had an allergy to red food dye. his parents blamed his rampant mood swings on it.
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Oct 30, 2015 19:59
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Toadvine posted:my middleschool classmate and neighbor claimed he had an allergy to red food dye. his parents blamed his rampant mood swings on it. I wonder what they thought about green M&Ms
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Oct 30, 2015 20:05
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My child is allergic to carrots! CHECK YOUR NUT PRIVILEGE Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEb5a-I0kyg&t=38s
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Oct 30, 2015 20:06
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"please don't exclude my child from eating atrocious amounts of candy and becoming obese." That's the kid who's mom makes him wear a helmet and goggles during a chess match... Also speed chess is too intense and thus banned from the house.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:17
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"Trick or treat" "Here you go kid" "Oh hey recees, sorry I can't have that." "Oh sorry, is M&Ms okay?" "If they are the plain ones sure" "Here you go kid have a good halloween" But no, teaching your kid not to take stuff that will kill him is just too hard, better ban it from earth
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Oct 30, 2015 20:36
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That mom triggers me, can we ban her from the world?
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Oct 30, 2015 20:41
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MurderBot posted:That mom triggers me, can we ban her from the world? Might as well, she expects everyone else to raise her kid so taking her out of the picture wouldn't be big deal.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:42
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ethanol posted:if somebody gave me lifesavers for halloween i would take their life lol they should've kept them how ironic because now they have a use for them, you see Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Oct 30, 2015 |
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Oct 30, 2015 21:44
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mr. mephistopheles posted:now that it's not socially acceptable to be openly classist if you believe this you are p-b as gently caress
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Oct 30, 2015 21:47
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ethanol posted:i love when parents use the word devastated to describe their kids kids are the most melodramatic humans you will find, they are either devastated, gloriously happy, or kill me plz bored also starving
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Oct 30, 2015 22:04
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As a millennial: I was molested by my 4 uncles during Halloween.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:31
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mr. mephistopheles posted:all this obnoxious conscientiousness is just a new way to feel superior to poor people and minorities now that it's not socially acceptable to be openly classist or racist The rich have always been obnoxiously conscientious, it just stands out more now that they don't openly call poor people subhuman.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:42
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Prav posted:if you believe this you are p-b as gently caress I mean you can't just say "ew poor people" if you want your mommy blog to take off
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Oct 31, 2015 01:28
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i'm gay (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 31, 2015 01:34
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If that flyer instead said, "This Halloween, please make sure you have some candies for people with severe allergies like my son. You'd really make his night special" I'd have no problem with it.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:50
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Gorilla Salad posted:If that flyer instead said, "This Halloween, please make sure you have some candies for people with severe allergies like my son. You'd really make his night special" I'd have no problem with it. I like the arrogant bits in parenthesis describing why she picked those health snacks
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Oct 31, 2015 01:51
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i guarantee that kid has no gluten allergies.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:02
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ethanol posted:if somebody gave me lifesavers for halloween i would take their life I found half a roll of fruit lifesavers and some loose pieces of cinnamon dentyne in my center console. And some Bacardi white airplane shooters too. And if you don't want what I give you don't knock on my door!
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Oct 31, 2015 02:07
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Gorilla Salad posted:If that flyer instead said, "This Halloween, please make sure you have some candies for people with severe allergies like my son. You'd really make his night special" I'd have no problem with it. Yup, that's exactly what makes this flyer so frustrating. 'My kid can't have peanuts, gluten or dairy. This makes him sad, so he can't see other kids enjoying these things either!' Wow, how lovely is that.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:10
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literally no child is allergic to gluten, aka bread.. obama should take that parents kids away and give them an assault rifle
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Oct 31, 2015 02:18
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Don't worry, I'm sure allergy mom also fears guns and also thinks no-one else should ever have guns either.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:29
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gently caress the ROW posted:literally no child is allergic to gluten, aka bread.. obama should take that parents kids away and give them an assault rifle the whole gluten= poison concept is pretty hilarious IMO
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Oct 31, 2015 02:33
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Any time there's a potluck or we have to bring food and there's a person there who doesn't like gluten, I purposely make it with gluten bearing ingredients and I don't give a gently caress. Don't eat my food then you attention whore. Unless you have Celiac disease, don't inconvenience others with your bullshit diet that makes food taste like poo poo. Make your own gluten free slop and eat that, I assure you, no one else will.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:34
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I'm seeing a lot of insufferable people use the words "do not" in a very commanding way these days. Also "devastated"  but that's already been pointed out.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:53
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NESguerilla posted:I'm seeing a lot of insufferable people use the words "do not" in a very commanding way these days. Next generation is raised by iphones and also devastated by not being able to eat certain types of candy.
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Oct 31, 2015 03:26
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It's funny you guys keep saying it's a mom but I'm picturing a dad made this sign. Look at that clip art I mean come on.
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Oct 31, 2015 03:49
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If you cut out all the candy w peanuts and gluten youre left w what exactly 
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Oct 31, 2015 04:15
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there' a list right there are you blind?
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Oct 31, 2015 04:19
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Yes my screen reader cant interpret images w no alt tags can someone list the candies time Is really of the essence
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Oct 31, 2015 04:22
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do not give my kid a free thing if it's the wrong kind, you loving idiot bitch neighbors of my community
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Oct 31, 2015 04:30
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I'd like to take that sign, put it on their doorstep, and take a poo poo on top of it. I can't thought, as it may contain nuts.
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Oct 31, 2015 05:19
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gently caress the ROW posted:literally no child is allergic to gluten, aka bread.. obama should take that parents kids away and give them an assault rifle Nah, kids can have legit Celiac's. Gluten intolerance is a mountain of poo poo, but those idiots ruin it for the ones who actually end up in the ER before it gets diagnosed.
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Oct 31, 2015 05:50
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i read an abstract of a paper claiming that gluten intolerance is a load of hooey, sort of, it's another chemical that actually causes the irritation but that chemical always appears alongside gluten in non synthetic food combinations so it can be tracked by gluten in non synthetic foods but gluten free may not necessarily help, unless the other chemical is also excluded because the food is no longer non synthetic except celiacs, an auto immune activate by gluten
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ThePriceIsRight posted:
Males not entirely averse to female strangers or acquaintances touching their business
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