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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Nothing beats taking off Tali's mask and there just being another one underneath it.

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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Dragonwagon posted:

During cutscenes in Mass Effect 2, if you move the camera from its intended position with hacks, you can see how the devs "cheat" to make certain scenes work.
3D animation "cheats" are fun. Here's a video one of the animators on Payday 2 did where he showed how one of the promotional trailers he worked on looks from unintended angles. Remember: What you can't see doesn't matter. :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFuENBFIxSg

muscles like this? posted:

Nothing beats taking off Tali's mask and there just being another one underneath it.
She comes from the Master Chief school of costuming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fARHM3FZaU

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Dragonwagon posted:

During cutscenes in Mass Effect 2, if you move the camera from its intended position with hacks, you can see how the devs "cheat" to make certain scenes work.
The way Jacob takes off his shirt is equally clever and hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG09tw_UHM

Also, I recommend checking out the rest of this channel: https://youtube.com/user/agsii1/videos
It's less glitches and more intentional game braking, but I can't stop laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFR4socSv_E

That reminds me of the old Maxwell Adams Let's Play of the original game.

They just loving shattered that game.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqHDVTzmxo


Pity I can't find the video where they spawned tanks in the elevator shafts.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

muscles like this? posted:

Nothing beats taking off Tali's mask and there just being another one underneath it.

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..


Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Fathis Munk posted:

Holy poo poo that male shep eyerolling



DREAMY

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

muscles like this? posted:

Nothing beats taking off Tali's mask and there just being another one underneath it.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Also how has no one posted this one yet ?

thethirdman
Aug 8, 2007
Death's at the bottom of everything, Martins. Leave death to the professionals.

Fathis Munk posted:

Also how has no one posted this one yet ?



I was thinking this one:

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
A game dev over in the Making Games thread had a funny bug happen to him in the game he was making:

AntiPseudonym posted:

So I had this bright idea of having a small chance of the murderer leaving the murder weapon in the victim.

In hindsight, I probably should have checked the weapon type first.



It was quickly turned into a rare feature:

AntiPseudonym posted:

Don't say I never do anything for you guys!



(Has a 0.01% chance of happening)

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Not only is that glitch hilarious, but that looks like a game I want to play!

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I want to play because that glitch looks hilarious. I mean, it looks fun anyway. But that glitch makes me giggle like a moron and makes me want to play and hope it happens.

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009
Okay, so I had a semi-annoying glitch that is related to a trainer for MGSV.

I was, pretty early on in the game, getting frustrated with how hard I was finding it to find Fuel in order to research equipment and build extensions to mother base. So I got a trainer and tried to just give me the maximum Fuel resources so I could just line up a bunch of upgrades and be done with it. But the trainer didn't work. So I tried again. Still no luck. I tried one last time, and it did work. So I was happy. Did that one thing, one time, playe some more, then saved and quit a while later.

Turns out, that one attempt at cheating hosed my save file.

Every time I loaded my save, I would find that I have maximum everything. Max Fuel. Max minerals. Max medicinal herbs. 200,000 tanks, of both kinds. 200,000 trucks. 200,000 jeeps. 200,000 mortars. 200,000 Gear Walkers. When I eventually unlocked them, I would load the game to find I had 200,000 goddamn nukes.

There were a few side effects, such as discovering that I could no longer recieve combat mission rewards, because I already had too much of everything. It also meant that I had essentially unlimited money, (money was never effected upon loading a save, strangely) because any time I was getting low, I would just sell a couple of tanks or a poo poo-tonne of flowers to max out my GMP, then keep on buying and building poo poo. I never ran out of anything. As someone who found the GMP limit frustrating, it was great. As someone who enjoyed stealing everything in the mission areas, it was less great, because now there was no point to stealthily stealing that tank, since I already had 200,000 of the loving things.

But here is where it gets interesting.

I no longer have any of that. The cure to my infinite resources? I got invaded and the enterprising bastard stole everything. All of it, reportedly stolen by some guy named Dave. I'm not even mad. I just enjoy imagining him successfully tearing through my (fully kitted out, of course) base, sitting back to see what he's successfully pilfered from me, and promptly making GBS threads himself.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
:allears:
Cheaters never prosper, but Dave loving did.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Gorilla Salad posted:

That reminds me of the old Maxwell Adams Let's Play of the original game.

They just loving shattered that game.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqHDVTzmxo


Pity I can't find the video where they spawned tanks in the elevator shafts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xmVO7qjupw

On that note, ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! GO GO GO!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Thank you so very much.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Dwarf Fortress!

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

That's not a glitch, that's a feature.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Maximum Tomfoolery posted:

That's not a glitch, that's a feature.

In the particular case of dwarf fortress, it's virtually impossible to tell the difference.

Quill
Jan 19, 2004
Dwarven fortress culture is a complex and wonderful thing. Now worship the dirt and throw your young into the lavapit.

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
I haven't played that in a while now. Are carp still vicious killing machines?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

I haven't played that in a while now. Are carp still vicious killing machines?

Nah, thankfully impossibly buff fish are no longer possible.


For those that don't know, fish were constantly in a state of physical activity so their strength and agility would also always be increasing until they could easily solo anything that got near them. Carp are crazy aggressive to begin with so they would actually grab or attack Dwarves that were on the shoreline and tear them apart. And then on evil Biomes you can get skeletal or zombie Carp and poo poo was terrifing because they would exit the water to kill you.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The main issue was because Toady cocked up a body part on them so rather than having a little "regular mouth" bodypart they basically had a "biting attack mouth" bodypart that was meant for like wolves and leopards and the like.

The ludicrous stat bonuses from swimming were the icing on the cake.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Dwarf Fortress stories, like Space Station 13, are what give this thread life. :allears:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Coming up next on SyFy: DWARF FORTRESS LEOPARD CARP

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Oh sure, the carp were a problem, but they were stuck in the water. The elephants, man. You gotta watch out for the elephants!

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh sure, the carp were a problem, but they were stuck in the water. The elephants, man. You gotta watch out for the elephants!

Elephants haven't been a threat since the edition that Boatmurdered was from.

Now giant sponges? They're the real killers these days.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
This happened to me last night on GTA V.
https://youtu.be/WsKqOUWTAzU

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.
This might be the wrong thread to ask this, but does anyone know of a Metal Gear Solid video where the guy sets people up and takes awesome (in game) photos? I searched and searched but I can't find the drat thing partially because it was in Japanese. The video was longish, and had things like taking a photo while an explosion happened, or when he kicked down a door. Thanks to anyone who can help.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Testekill posted:

Elephants haven't been a threat since the edition that Boatmurdered was from.

Now giant sponges? They're the real killers these days.

Dwarf fortress is wonderful but I can never get into it because of the poo poo UI. Rimworld is basically dwarf fortress that is actually playable, and it's glorious, but I want DF to be like that too :(.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Testekill posted:

Elephants haven't been a threat since the edition that Boatmurdered was from.

Now giant sponges? They're the real killers these days.

Yeah, except we were talking about carps. And carps haven't been a problem in a long time either., so what's your point?




Sponges are only deadly due to the dwarves falling over from exhaustion, since the sponge cant actually be killed. unless you freeze it or lava it
I am reminded of the story of an adventurer, so came across two sponge-men sitting by each other, eternally screaming battle shouts and taunts at each other.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Nude posted:

This might be the wrong thread to ask this, but does anyone know of a Metal Gear Solid video where the guy sets people up and takes awesome (in game) photos? I searched and searched but I can't find the drat thing partially because it was in Japanese. The video was longish, and had things like taking a photo while an explosion happened, or when he kicked down a door. Thanks to anyone who can help.
That would be zeixpe, AKA the master of exploiting MGS AI. Prepare to have your cup runneth over:

MGS3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDcbx6Z2so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvnlYTClfOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmrzwWclzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqfkI7JlUU8

Bonus MGS4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zi-lA9Nlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqq75InWkZc

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Lamprey Cannon posted:

So, I've been trying to track down this video from the very beginning of the thread, which has unfortunately gone private. I'm fairly sure the game in question was City Car Driving. The video ended with the person stopping their car in traffic, so that the other cars slowly nudged the car until it flipped over, at which point it started flying upwards into the sky, followed by all the other cars. Does anybody remember this?

I'm bummed this video is gone, it's the only one in this thread that made me laugh until I cried.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Stare-Out posted:

That would be zeixpe, AKA the master of exploiting MGS AI. Prepare to have your cup runneth over:

MGS3:


I love these videos, but I still couldn't find that drat camera one, zeixpe definitely seems to be the guy though, I'll keep browsing his videos (there is a lot might of missed one). Thanks for the help though!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

In terms of bad simulator game glitches I was always a fan of this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCpJAy2MFdE
Skip ahead to 14m for the best part.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Johnny Aztec posted:

Yeah, except we were talking about carps. And carps haven't been a problem in a long time either., so what's your point?


And Elephants weren't dangerous due to a glitch, it was because size used to give combat bonuses in extra damage and damage resistance and they were the biggest creature in the game.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Testekill posted:

And Elephants weren't dangerous due to a glitch, it was because size used to give combat bonuses in extra damage and damage resistance and they were the biggest creature in the game.
Them being hyperaggressive was a glitch though.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Zereth posted:

Them being hyperaggressive was a glitch though.

Yeah, wasn't it that all elephants would swear a blood oath against you the moment any elephant died?

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