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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

It looks like some very sad-tasting MRE granola I had the misfortune of trying to eat once.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:28

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:44

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Schubalts posted:

Where do I have to go to eat this?

Google says The Big E which is like a state fair for all of New England. That bbq sundae looked like state fair food so I'm not surprised.

Also would. So very much

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:48

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

DarklyDreaming posted:

Google says The Big E which is like a state fair for all of New England. That bbq sundae looked like state fair food so I'm not surprised.

Also would. So very much

drat, I've been to the Big E a zillion times and never noticed this among all the onion blossom and twice-fried Oreo stands.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:58

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

When I was a kid jogging with my dad at the county lake, a goose ran at me with its head down right to my feet. I made to step on it but it ran off beating its wings and poo poo.

I wanted to make that goose into a burg

# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:20

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Make all enemies into burg

# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:31

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

It came from Facebook, AFP Halloween edition

# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:43

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Previa_fun posted:

It came from Facebook, AFP Halloween edition

This person should be tried as a war criminal for their trespass against deviled eggs

# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:49

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Alter Ego posted:

drat, I've been to the Big E a zillion times and never noticed this among all the onion blossom and twice-fried Oreo stands.

I've been out of New England for over a decade and I really miss the Big E

# ? Oct 30, 2015 19:45

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I went to the Topsfield Fair in Massachusetts a few weeks ago, and they also had the meat sundae. I ate mediocre pierogies instead, kinda wish I'd gone for something more fair-like.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 19:55

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

American and European buffalo are both Bisonus. Water buffaloes are Bubalus. Cape Buffaloes are Syncerus.

All of these species of animal are called "buffalo" in English.

I have only eaten Bisonus meat, but Bubalus milk makes some loving delicious yogurt.

Plus a large amount of bison/buffalo in the US is actually "beefalo", a cattle/bison hybrid.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:29

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

And you can't eat European buffalo/bison because it's an endangered species.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 21:48

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

AlbieQuirky posted:

And you can't eat European buffalo/bison because it's an endangered species.

That just makes me want to eat it more

# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:42

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Previa_fun posted:

It came from Facebook, AFP Halloween edition

That looks like deviled eggs made with avocado as the fat instead of mayo, it's a nice change of pace since it gives them a much smoother, gooeyer texture.

Now I want to make avocado deviled eggs with beet-pickled eggs just to make the most :catdrugs:

color palette possible.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:51

Semisponge: Mar 9, 2006; I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Sleeveless posted:

That looks like deviled eggs made with avocado as the fat instead of mayo, it's a nice change of pace since it gives them a much smoother, gooeyer texture.

Now I want to make avocado deviled eggs with beet-pickled eggs just to make the most color palette possible.

Do it. Do it.

and post pics.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 00:23

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Sleeveless posted:

That looks like deviled eggs made with avocado as the fat instead of mayo, it's a nice change of pace since it gives them a much smoother, gooeyer texture.

Now I want to make avocado deviled eggs with beet-pickled eggs just to make the most color palette possible.

This would be a good contribution to the thread and I think you should do this. Also, that sounds like it'd be pretty yummy.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:16

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

It takes a week or two to pickle the eggs, will report back.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:28

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:57

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Does that person not have teeth? That whole meal is just mush.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 02:59

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

This picture hurts my brain.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:15

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
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Beat case, best case scenario, those are very lightly fried plantain bananas and not regular bananas so the ketchup isn't weird. Not sure what the brown meat-like substance is though.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:26

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Eponine posted:

Beat case, best case scenario, those are very lightly fried plantain bananas and not regular bananas so the ketchup isn't weird. Not sure what the brown meat-like substance is though.

It's called banana sauce because it's a sauce that goes on bananas :downs:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:31

Semisponge: Mar 9, 2006; I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

There is no way that is not overdone steak, plain bananas, and ketchup in that picture.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:58

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I was thinking it's either cheap canned tuna or wet cat food.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:14

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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What is banana sauce?

Other than sauce for bananas. Like, what does it taste like?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:22

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

It's made of bananas. Tastes like regular ketchup, or similar enough for most applications

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:26

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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That's hosed up.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:29

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

Would you perhaps prefer some mango ketchup instead

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:37

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

Humphrey Vasel posted:

Would you perhaps prefer some mango ketchup instead

I am mildly allergic to mangoes. :barf:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:19

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Not sure what that no pizza rules pizza is about but I love mangoes so I'm sure I could find a better use for it than imitation ketchup.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:30

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bina posted:

I am mildly allergic to mangoes.

Me, too! I used to complain that I liked them but didn't like the "itchy mitts" they gave me until someone pointed out to me that this was not normal.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:11

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

Sleeveless posted:

That looks like deviled eggs made with avocado as the fat instead of mayo, it's a nice change of pace since it gives them a much smoother, gooeyer texture.

I had no idea this was a thing. I thought it was a food coloring nightmare.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:25

Fashionably Great: Jul 10, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

imitation ketchup.

There are many kinds of ketchup besides tomato ketchup! http://www.saveur.com/article/kitchen/beyond-tomatoes-four-great-fruit-ketchups

Mushroom ketchup, however, still looks gross as hell:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 08:54

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

cash crab posted:

Me, too! I used to complain that I liked them but didn't like the "itchy mitts" they gave me until someone pointed out to me that this was not normal.

My throat gets slightly swollen, and won't stop itching after I eat anything with mango in it. I also get mildly warm.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 09:05

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Grape Soda posted:

There are many kinds of ketchup besides tomato ketchup! http://www.saveur.com/article/kitchen/beyond-tomatoes-four-great-fruit-ketchups

Mushroom ketchup, however, still looks gross as hell:

It's hella umami. Like worchestershire sauce or something.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 10:17