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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

But the gently caress barn's still on fire right?

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overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
Deep within every rugged macho ex-special-forces sniper is the fear that his sister in law will both spermjack him and frame him for rape, simultaneously.


also, it came from elsewhere on the forums:

overdesigned fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Oct 31, 2015

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

:siren: Allie did a cartoon about something else :siren:

Okay, so it could have run a year ago and nobody would notice, but progress!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Sinners Sandwich posted:

But the gently caress barn's still on fire right?

Yes, that part wasn't a dream.

Probably.

Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.

cram me sideways posted:

And catfish can't run away. Or at least not yet. Make them watch The Big Lebowski enough times and their chromosomes might enact rebellion; grant them legs. Big, strong legs to carry them far away from people and their dumb ideas and movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5lFSaJ7PIE

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
It's me. I'm offended for a living.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

That's Bavarian. Jesus, he can't even get that right.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
80 hours of research a week!

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Stupid liberals getting upset at things like the rape of Sansa Stark.

Not like me, who gets upset at the portrayal of rich people in the Muppet and Lego movies.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


All Muir had to do to make that make slightly more sense was to make sure it reads correctly from left to right. gently caress Muir.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Zeroisanumber posted:

That's Bavarian. Jesus, he can't even get that right.

To be fair, all Tinsley really learned about Europe was "These are the guys with the beer. They're from Germanland or Switzen or something." Followed by a blackout and the sound of a car's front end being bashed in.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

I see we've confirmed that Gary McCoy is the stupidest cartoonist.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

fool_of_sound posted:

I see we've confirmed that Gary McCoy is the stupidest cartoonist.

"GIVE TO ME CANDY BECAUSE I AM A SOCIALIST AND WANT TO REDISTRIBUTE IT ACCORDING TO MY SOCIALIST BELIEFS!! THE CANDY IS A METAPHOR FOR MONEY. BECAUSE IT IS HALLOWEEN."

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Poe's law in action.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Hermetic posted:

"GIVE TO ME CANDY BECAUSE I AM A SOCIALIST AND WANT TO REDISTRIBUTE IT ACCORDING TO MY SOCIALIST BELIEFS!! THE CANDY IS A METAPHOR FOR MONEY. BECAUSE IT IS HALLOWEEN."

There is nothing capitalist in children getting equal handouts of candy, given in approximately equal amounts by all the working adults.

Bwee
Jul 1, 2005
Why is that stupid day by day comic posted here

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Bwee posted:

Why is that stupid day by day comic posted here

If you have to ask, you haven't been here long enough.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Not pictured: these three kids possessing 99% of the candy while the rest of the kids have one Tootsie Roll each.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
[quote="Apple Pie Hubbub" post="452140595"]


Oh so it was all a dream!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds2SUbt8hm4

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

So Waifu now knows that Zed secretly lusts for her liberal sister.



ZED confirmed for RINO

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

That's a pretty good trick.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Darkman Fanpage posted:

It's me. I'm offended for a living.

Teach me how to make a decent wage by being offended, I need some easy money.

FicusArt
Dec 27, 2014

Why would I draw dudes when I could be drawing literally anything else?

dijon du jour posted:

Not pictured: these three kids possessing 99% of the candy while the rest of the kids have one Tootsie Roll each.

35% of the rest of the kids actively owe those three candy

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Gary is more fun if you think of him as Kelly.

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Rincewinds posted:

Gary is more fun if you think of him as Kelly.

I'm trying, but I just don't see any fangs. Ya gotta give me the fangs!

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Lord_Ventnor posted:

I'm trying, but I just don't see any fangs. Ya gotta give me the fangs!

Yeah, with Kelly, you can feel the fun coming from the image.
With the McCoys, all you can feel is hate and genuine stupidity. It's hard to suspend that much disbelief.

SuperHappy
Aug 22, 2004

feel the rhythm with your hands
So in the end, he acknowledges that the act of a woman raping a man for his sperm and then framing him for the rape is a bullshit fantasy dreamed up by loopy white guys. Nice work, Muir.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

AtomikKrab posted:

So Waifu now knows that Zed secretly lusts for her liberal sister.



ZED confirmed for RINO

Don't worry, this will only lead to Waifu suggesting a threesome with her sister shortly after the 2016 fundraiser stalls out starts. Muir's lost one donating idiot this year, the other six need to be encouraged to step up their game.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Klaus88 posted:

V for Vendetta. :smug:
Thatcher's Britain, but more explicitly stated. Or was that a reference to its equal lack of subtlety?

Broken Loose
Dec 25, 2002

PROGRAM
A > - - -
LR > > - -
LL > - - -

Bwee posted:

Why is that stupid day by day comic posted here

90% of it is people posting it "ironically" despite following the storyline with a goddamn microscope and making tribute videos filled with wank material. The other 10% claim it's because the comic occasionally features politicians and/or because the author goes on crazy right-wing rants.

I'd actually pay money at this point to never loving see that poo poo again.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Broken Loose posted:

I'd actually pay money at this point to never loving see that poo poo again.

seriously. please stop.

more Pope k thx.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Broken Loose posted:

90% of it is people posting it "ironically" despite following the storyline with a goddamn microscope and making tribute videos filled with wank material. The other 10% claim it's because the comic occasionally features politicians and/or because the author goes on crazy right-wing rants.

I'd actually pay money at this point to never loving see that poo poo again.
Nobody is posting it ironically and Day by Day is posted because it has always been, will always be, and is a hilarious look into a slow-motion car crash of a life.

As long as you learn to skip it occasionally.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

Transmetropolitan is fun



One thing to note: Spider Jerusalem is Warren Ellis's take on Grant Morrison, a fellow comic book writer, real-life magic man, and professional amiable nutball.

Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014

It was aaaaaaaallllll a dreeabnseujyipdfjghsdk.znhl;shofbjefc beh,l

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~
The fact that Muir considers rape to be a Halloween scenario while, somehow, still managing to immediately deny it's possible for his manly man to be raped at the end really shows you a lot about the paranoid doublethink that occurs in his mind.

I used to think Muir was just a manchild, pitiful in a funny way, but now I'm seeing just how deep the rabbit hole goes. These strips aren't just his fantasies for himself and his wingnut supporters: they really are a display of the many lies a pitiful excuse for a man has to tell himself so he can blame any and all shortcomings on someone else. The fact that this other party somehow must simultaneously be worse than him in every way while also capable enough to be an invincible threat doesn't matter so long as it serves its real purpose in their minds. And his equally terrible supporters eat it all up because they have the same self-worshipping fantasy to keep form admitting their failure.

In a weird way, I'm kind of glad I've seen this stuff here, because I finally get only what drives a the sheer self-delusion that drives men like him. Muir is utterly repulsive as a human in general, but he has been a learning experience.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Somfin posted:

One thing to note: Spider Jerusalem is Warren Ellis's take on Grant Morrison, a fellow comic book writer, real-life magic man, and professional amiable nutball.

So was King Mob (which was written by Morrison). Its Morrisons all the way down.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type





quote:

Angry about media bias? So are we.

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Good news bad news about <thing>? Is this Yaakov trying to cram the sentence into the bubble or do other people talk like that?

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