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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Three Olives posted:

So the Carson debate plan is apparently no debating.

Perfect. So when the general election debates come around, the Republican nominee will have minimal experience defending his or her positions in a debate scenario. Good plan, A+++++++++, unironically in favor, &c &c

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I am in favor of any plan that helps Ben Carson or Donald Trump get nominated.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I suspect Trump wants rock 'em sock 'em debates with horrible moderators as it only helps his chances when the race is a gong show. With that said I bet he only wants said debates to be about an hour since he gasses out after about 45 minutes.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Alright! Jeb figured out the zipper!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


So salty.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I still find Ben Carson's myriad of truly rotten opinions and beliefs mind boggling considering he was a neurosurgeon.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Isn't Murphy is running Jeb!'s superpac?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Asproigerosis posted:

I still find Ben Carson's myriad of truly rotten opinions and beliefs mind boggling considering he was a neurosurgeon.

There's an old Hebrew phrase: the shoemaker walks barefoot.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Sir Tonk posted:

Isn't Murphy is running Jeb!'s superpac?

Yep.

Here's some bonus JEB!

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

jeb would turn right

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Montasque posted:

Yep.

Here's some bonus JEB!



Jeb has some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
They should just abandon the charade and just call the debates tag-team speeches. You can't call it a debate when the candidates piss themselves in fear over biased moderators.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



oystertoadfish posted:

jeb would turn right

"TURN LEFT JEB! NOOOO!!!" -George H.W. Bush, August 2015

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

William Bear posted:

He's definitely most fiscally implausible candidate. Jeb and Rubio's tax plans lead to trillions less debt than Trump's over the next 10 years, plus they don't propose nearly as much spending. Sanders proposes more spending, but also more new taxes.

I don't know if this fact is a weakness for Trump.

It isn't. Trump is the only candidate whose firmly anti-austerity. Bernie comes close but probably would need to raise taxes on more than just rich Americans which isn't going to fly.

It's important to remember that Carter was a pro-austerity president who lost to someone who cut taxes and drove spending way up.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

Thump! posted:

"TURN LEFT JEB! MY ENTIRE PARTY NOOOO!!!" -George H.W. Bush, August 2015 The last 8 years


Asproigerosis posted:

I still find Ben Carson's myriad of truly rotten opinions and beliefs mind boggling considering he was a neurosurgeon.

I've worked in a med school bookstore, and let me tell you, med students are easily as bafflingly stupid as anyone else.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Montasque posted:

Yep.

Here's some bonus JEB!



Jeb! struck and killed a man in 2014 and got away with it

Excelzior fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Nov 1, 2015

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

I really hope trump makes the primary process matter. Either win through actual delegate count or bring back the smoke filled room, one or the other, none of this bullshit fake consensus we've pretended to respect as democracy this last half century

im internet mad

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Intelligence isn't used to divine truthful opinions, that's a useful lie. Intelligence is used to earn income and to craft pleasing and convenient opinions with almost no reference to so called reality. There are astrophysicists who listen to rush and why shouldn't there be? They're using their intelligence to make themselves happy and who are we to say that they're dumb for it

ATribeCalledKvetch
Nov 5, 2010

I do hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish.

rakovsky maybe posted:

It's important to remember that Carter was a pro-austerity president who lost to someone who cut taxes and drove spending way up.

Reagan raised taxes eleven times.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
It's important to remember Reagan was able to single handedly destroy 2 super powers by obscene spending

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 22, 2016

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Oct 18, 2016

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

oystertoadfish posted:

jeb would turn right

Just got this

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

just to nitpick my own dale-is-dead joke I know NASCAR runs a couple road races with both types of turns - do they do any clockwise ovals?

slightly deeper joke - jeb would call the hans device a naderite socialist plot and break his stupid rear end chicken neck

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Gregoriev posted:

Reagan raised taxes eleven times.

He implemented a massive tax cut at the beginning of his terms and then slowly rolled it back but never completely undid it.

simmyb
Sep 29, 2005

Three Olives posted:

So the Carson debate plan is apparently no debating.

The debates aren't even debates anyway, they're just simultaneous TV interviews with journalist trying for lovely gotchas

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

None of it compares to the American majesty of Lincoln and Douglass seeing who could insult black people more

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Montasque posted:

Here's some bonus JEB!



Rubio is so much shorter than Jeb!.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
happy halloween y'all

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Xenophon posted:

happy halloween y'all



Poor Reese's.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

simmyb posted:

The debates aren't even debates anyway, they're just simultaneous TV interviews with journalist trying for lovely gotchas

Stop this, there were no "gotchas" questions in the CNBC debate any more than asking Sarah Palin to name one loving newspaper was a "gotcha" question. The fact that the candidates don't have good answers to serious questions about their behavior, beliefs or plans is not a "gotcha", it's just that they are lovely candidates.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Chocolate and peanut butter is a disgusting combination

The Aussies agree with me, or at least a few Aussies do

God drat America, is all im sayin

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Three Olives posted:

Stop this, there were no "gotchas" questions in the CNBC debate any more than asking Sarah Palin to name one loving newspaper was a "gotcha" question. The fact that the candidates don't have good answers to serious questions about their behavior, beliefs or plans is not a "gotcha", it's just that they are lovely candidates.

Gotcha is a bad term for what they were doing but they were terrible questions. Most notably asking Huckabee whether he thought Trump had the moral compass to lead, when Huckabee is as immoral as they come.

E: they just need one moderator commonly considered to be on their side, like Anderson Cooper and the Democrats, to keep order & a harsh panel of people under him or her to ask tough questions. Keep in mind these are supposed to be about registered Republicans picking their candidate, not the country picking which is most sane.

Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Nov 1, 2015

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

oystertoadfish posted:

Chocolate and peanut butter is a disgusting combination

The Aussies agree with me, or at least a few Aussies do

God drat America, is all im sayin

Chocolate and peanut butter own. Not as much as chocolate and mint, but they do go well together, infidel.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

oystertoadfish posted:

Chocolate and peanut butter is a disgusting combination

The Aussies agree with me, or at least a few Aussies do

God drat America, is all im sayin
God is an American and will punish you for this blasphemy.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
If the question s were that bad, they should have been better able to deal with them. It's like in martial arts, if the other guys form was that bad, why couldn't you handle him?

Seriously, if the questions were genuinely bad, a good candidate wouldn't need to run from them.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Nov 1, 2015

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

Stop this, there were no "gotchas" questions in the CNBC debate any more than asking Sarah Palin to name one loving newspaper was a "gotcha" question. The fact that the candidates don't have good answers to serious questions about their behavior, beliefs or plans is not a "gotcha", it's just that they are lovely candidates.

Questions that are just "are you a lovely person y/n" are pretty silly. Asking Rubio if he should resign is one where there's no expectation of anything but "no," just like asking Trump if he's a cartoon character.

More to the point, the "do you want to regulate fantasy football" question was pretty absurd.

How about the "What apps do you have on your phone?" question at the undercard?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Sir Tonk posted:

Rubio is so much shorter than Jeb!.

:lol:

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Chocolate and peanut butter own. Not as much as chocolate and mint, but they do go well together, infidel.

Mint is toothpaste, loving awful on its own or in any combination

I have Very Strong And Correct Opinions About Flavors

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

oystertoadfish posted:

Mint is toothpaste, loving awful on its own or in any combination

I have Very Strong And Correct Opinions About Flavors

Mint is good both with chocolate and with tea, heretic.

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