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Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Wanamingo posted:

It's ketchup but somewhat sweeter, basically. It's also (apparently) what they use on spaghetti over in the Philippines.

It's not always banana ketchup, it's usually tomato ketchup, hotdogs, and Velveeta topped.

It's still loving disgusting and ranks up there with chocolate soup (dinuguan) with Filipino foods I flat out refuse to eat when my FIL makes them.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:22

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:55

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

doverhog posted:

serious norman posted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:30

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:32

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I don't know what that is, and now I'm frightened.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:36

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I don't know what that is, and now I'm frightened.

Veggie fries, hummus, and too much olive oil.

It's just plated badly you guys are just being weird about it

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:52

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

*posts a picture in AFP thread that looks like something a dog vomited* 'You guys are just being weird about it!'

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:01

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Minarchist posted:

Veggie fries, hummus, and too much olive oil.

It's just plated badly you guys are just being weird about it

That texture has to be nightmarish

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:26

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doverhog posted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:26

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

subpar anachronism posted:

*posts a picture in AFP thread that looks like something a dog vomited* 'You guys are just being weird about it!'

Lol I love that I can recognize Martha stewarts food photos immediately. They all look like things what would be on the family table in the Texas chainsaw massacre

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:27

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

e: stupid internet

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:27

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

subpar anachronism posted:

*posts a picture in AFP thread that looks like something a dog vomited* 'You guys are just being weird about it!'

Yeah, I can never tell if he's being ironic or if he doesn't understand the spirit of the thread.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:39

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subpar anachronism posted:

*posts a picture in AFP thread that looks like something a dog vomited* 'You guys are just being weird about it!'

The saddest wedge salad.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:44

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doverhog posted:

Art

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:46

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

cash crab posted:

Yeah, I can never tell if he's being ironic or if he doesn't understand the spirit of the thread.

Yes, I get how the thread works :v:

There was an old bingo card we had where one square was "that one guy who says 'its probably good just plated badly you all are being weird about it'

Believe me, when I saw that bowl of...well, I guess it's food I knew I had to post it right away

it tasted all right, texture wasn't bad, i still only ate one bite though

# ? Oct 31, 2015 18:50

Spam Down B: Oct 1, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

It's not always banana ketchup, it's usually tomato ketchup, hotdogs, and Velveeta topped.

It's still loving disgusting and ranks up there with chocolate soup (dinuguan) with Filipino foods I flat out refuse to eat when my FIL makes them.

Yo chocolate soup is champorado, dinuguan is blood soup. Either an honest mistake or your fils are lying to you.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 19:59

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Spam Down B posted:

Yo chocolate soup is champorado, dinuguan is blood soup. Either an honest mistake or your fils are lying to you.

Well it was a mistake; not chocolate stew, it's "chocolate meat".

quote:

Alternative names Pork blood stew, blood pudding stew, chocolate meat

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:19

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cash crab posted:

Yeah, I can never tell if he's being ironic or if he doesn't understand the spirit of the thread.

My redneck ancestry is calling... would.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:25

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The White Dragon posted:

My redneck ancestry is calling... would.

Would, have, and probably will do again in the future.

Except on regular old sliced bread because those buns are way too expensive.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:27

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Minarchist posted:

Veggie fries, hummus, and too much olive oil.

It's just plated badly you guys are just being weird about it

I think the amount of oil is of more concern than the presentation.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:36

Semisponge: Mar 9, 2006; I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

It's one thing to eat terrible goddamn food, it's another to proudly document it for the internet. That guy with the overcooked steak, bananas, and ketchup called it food porn. :gonk:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:45

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

Semisponge posted:

It's one thing to eat terrible goddamn food, it's another to proudly document it for the internet. That guy with the overcooked steak, bananas, and ketchup called it food porn.

Not all porn is aesthetically pleasing :itwaspoo:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:57

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doverhog posted:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:01

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Semisponge posted:

It's one thing to eat terrible goddamn food, it's another to proudly document it for the internet. That guy with the overcooked steak, bananas, and ketchup called it food porn.

Looks more like cut up chunks of meatloaf to me

# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:19

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serious norman posted:

Broken graham crackers are trash food and should be thrown away. Only edible if broken perfectly along the perforation.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:22

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; <img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

I'm pretty sure that's sesame snaps, though don't know what the red liquid is... some kind of berry sauce?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:29

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Oh god Ketchup on crackers....My Early 20's! :negative:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:29

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

VendaGoat posted:

Oh god Ketchup on crackers....My Early 20's!

I am optimistic and was hoping it was jam/jelly.

But

doverhog posted:

What am I even looking at other than ~artistic~ketchup and mustard? Are those sliced twinkies? Hotdog buns with cheese?

# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:25

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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:25

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

gentle pete posted:

It's like someone threw up on someone else's vomit.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:38

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# ? Nov 1, 2015 02:42

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

http://dimlylitmealsforone.tumblr.com

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# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:02

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

chitoryu12 posted:

http://dimlylitmealsforone.tumblr.com

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I am the piece of carrot in the pot pie.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:03

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

gentle pete posted:

My favorite, scoops of oil spill

# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:27

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

AnonSpore posted:

My favorite, scoops of oil spill

Topped with a piquant, flirtatious sauce of artisanal toothpaste.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:28

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Samizdata posted:

Topped with a piquant, flirtatious sauce of artisanal toothpaste.

I honestly cannot tell if the stuff on top is white or if it's extremely glossy and reflecting light

# ? Nov 1, 2015 03:34

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