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Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Neeksy posted:

It's not, though? Look at that Draft Kings and Fan Duel poo poo and how ESPN has tie-ins to it and now have a Mad Money-style show for it.

Income tax, corporate tax, entitlements, international trade deals, the national debt, and fantasy football. You have two hours to ask fiscal questions to 10 people who are trying to be president, and you spend a non-zero amount of time on Gimpy Sr.'s family league?

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

I just got owned by a Mr goodbar

Fantasy football is the current hot topic du jour, if you want the moderators to ignore these things then put all the debates on pbs. Or just don't watch the debates

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Governor Bush, what do you think of Taylor's new video?

She's pretty hot.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Neeksy posted:

It's not, though? Look at that Draft Kings and Fan Duel poo poo and how ESPN has tie-ins to it and now have a Mad Money-style show for it.

I'll vote for any candidate who bans advertising for fantasy football websites. There other policies could be "balance the budget by selling Skwirl into slavery," and I'd still support them.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

I'd rather outlaw ads for prescription medication and give everyone subsidized doctor visits

but I'm getting off topic now

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Rollofthedice posted:

I've planted mine in the ground in a huge backyard. :getin:

I've read a lot of really dumb things in this thread, but this, well

good luck, pal

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


skaboomizzy posted:

Then you can go have them in Australia while I work my way through a big bowl of leftover Snickers peanut butter squares.

On topic: are Fiorina's eyes even less aligned than Walker's, or is that just what Botox does?

She's probably had enough botox shot into her forehead to paralyze a bull elephant, but the facial paralysis helps accentuate her lizardlike features.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Skwirl posted:

I'll vote for any candidate who bans advertising for fantasy football websites. There other policies could be "balance the budget by selling Skwirl into slavery," and I'd still support them.

oystertoadfish posted:

I'd rather outlaw ads for prescription medication and give everyone subsidized doctor visits

but I'm getting off topic now

Why can't we have both

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

memy posted:

Why can't we have both

I think if you removed both fantasy football and boner pill ads from the airwaves there would be a revolution

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

oystertoadfish posted:

I think if you removed both fantasy football and boner pill ads from the airwaves there would be a revolution

No, there would be 10 minutes of dead air every half-hour on TV.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

ObamaScare is good but Common Gore would work better than Zombie Common Core

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Rollofthedice posted:

There's a shitload of varieties of mint out there, from chocolate to apple to orange. My local nursery had chocolate mint and lavender mint for sale, so I'm growing them in separate little plots of land until they grow out of control and take over my backyard.

The chocolate mint smells like mint, but also like chocolate. I haven't tried making a tea or anything yet, but I bet it's amazing. The leaves are quite small for a mint plant, and the plant trails low on the ground.

The lavender mint smells divine, like a perfume. The leaves are large and more upright than the chocolate.

Are you Jeb!? This sounds like something Jeb! would say before Chris Christie yelled at him.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

XK posted:

Are you Jeb!? This sounds like something Jeb! would say before Chris Christie yelled at him.

Can we be serious here?? ISIS is out there killing people, and we're talking about flavored strains of mint plants? When are we gonna tackle the serious questions?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Rollofthedice posted:

There's a shitload of varieties of mint out there, from chocolate to apple to orange. My local nursery had chocolate mint and lavender mint for sale, so I'm growing them in separate little plots of land until they grow out of control and take over my backyard.

The chocolate mint smells like mint, but also like chocolate. I haven't tried making a tea or anything yet, but I bet it's amazing. The leaves are quite small for a mint plant, and the plant trails low on the ground.

The lavender mint smells divine, like a perfume. The leaves are large and more upright than the chocolate.

I do the same thing. We have a mint tower with a bunch of pots threaded on a long iron dowel and nested on top of each other, with a different type of mint in each. Good for mojitos and so forth in the summer.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Xenophon posted:

I've read a lot of really dumb things in this thread, but this, well

good luck, pal

One night, I will wake up and feel the icy chill of death as mint opportunistically invades my mouth, and I will be happy.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I do the same thing. We have a mint tower with a bunch of pots threaded on a long iron dowel and nested on top of each other, with a different type of mint in each. Good for mojitos and so forth in the summer.

That is a drat good idea. I should do that! It would be a fun little project.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

skaboomizzy posted:

Can we be serious here?? ISIS is out there killing people, and we're talking about flavored strains of mint plants? When are we gonna tackle the serious questions?

Now is not the time to politicize these tragedies, etc., etc..

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Rollofthedice posted:


That is a drat good idea. I should do that! It would be a fun little project.

You can find a number of examples online. I've found it helps to put a bigger pot as the base, for stability, and to put rocks on the outside lip of each pot to prevent the dirt washing away as the mint gets watered.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Fantasy football is essentially legalized gambling now, although instead of straight luck it's closer to day trading. If we're not gonna regulate that, let's give up our state gaming commissions and put casinos on the honor system.

That was a very legit policy question, for Christie especially whose state (used to) thrive on gambling of the casino and stock market varieties.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

The Nastier Nate posted:

Fantasy football is essentially legalized gambling now, although instead of straight luck it's closer to day trading. If we're not gonna regulate that, let's give up our state gaming commissions and put casinos on the honor system.

That was a very legit policy question, for Christie especially whose state (used to) thrive on gambling of the casino and stock market varieties.

This is where they should have set up a conflict between Christie and Trump over the Atlantic City issue and let them duke it out, instead of making it about responding to the moderators.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
I just ran into a couple that was yelling about Bernie Sanders and how we will understand when we're older (I'm 25) and they were being almost outright violent.

This was in response to one person saying that a specific thing Trump did wasn't absolutely terrible. I think we've reached the tipping point boys

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

The issue of fantasy football relating to gambling is completely a legitimate question, but Jeb! drove it completely off the rails by sperging out about it. Fantasy football bets should be controlled as gambling, but nobody wants to hear Jeb! brag about his Pokemon deck of footballers and how well they perform.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I'm as pro-gambling as anyone else here, and daily fantasy is absolutely gambling.

They should legalize and regulate this, sportsbooks, and online poker and just move on.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Isn't it OK for Jeb! to call supergirl hot, she is hot

she a grown drat woman ok

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Thought you guys might like a trip down memory lane.



This graph isn't perfect because for whatever reason it omits Fred Thompson, who was still in second nationally at the beginning of November 2007 (although falling like a rock).

You can easily find the line for Q4 2007 and then go about a third of the way past it before the next line to figure out where November 1st is. Giuliani's line is ~30, McCain's line is ~13, Romney's is ~10, Huck's is slightly over 5. If Thompson were on there he'd be in the upper teens.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

If Trump holds steady for another two weeks, he'll be beyond the Giuliani drop. Rudy was still ahead until just around Christmas, though.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

SedanChair posted:

Isn't it OK for Jeb! to call supergirl hot, she is hot

she a grown drat woman ok

She was in the fappening, and she's super hot.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
pics plz


ya she is hot

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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skaboomizzy posted:

I'm as pro-gambling as anyone else here, and daily fantasy is absolutely gambling.

They should legalize and regulate this, sportsbooks, and online poker and just move on.

Christie has dealt with this in New Jersey since online poker has been legal (in a very tight framework for only NJ residents) since 2013 when he signed it after a conditional veto. PokerStars has been trying to get into the NJ market but there has been pushback by Sheldon Adelson and Christie.

It perplexes me that poker has much stricter regulations than that

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

mannerup posted:

Christie has dealt with this in New Jersey since online poker has been legal (in a very tight framework for only NJ residents) since 2013 when he signed it after a conditional veto. PokerStars has been trying to get into the NJ market but there has been pushback by Sheldon Adelson and Christie.

It perplexes me that poker has much stricter regulations than that

The stakes are simply too high.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The stakes are simply too high.

Oh please. Not all the cards were on the table; Christie had an ace in the hole.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aliquid posted:

Oh please. Not all the cards were on the table; Christie had an ace in the hole.

I am pretty sure he was merely bluffing. "New Jersey" is his tell.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
This page has been about fantasy football and how hot Super Girl is.

Truly the most Jeb! of all pages.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There's an old Hebrew phrase: the shoemaker walks barefoot.
Their children walk barefoot.




SedanChair posted:

Isn't it OK for Jeb! to call supergirl hot, she is hot

she a grown drat woman ok
She's young enough to be his daughter tho

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cardboard Box A posted:

Their children walk barefoot.

In English, maybe. In Hebrew, it is they who walk barefoot: הסנדלר הולך יחף.

Daduzi
Nov 22, 2005

You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

Cardboard Box A posted:

She's young enough to be his daughter tho

Granddaughter

YakOnFir
Aug 16, 2015

mannerup posted:

Christie has dealt with this in New Jersey since online poker has been legal (in a very tight framework for only NJ residents) since 2013 when he signed it after a conditional veto. PokerStars has been trying to get into the NJ market but there has been pushback by Sheldon Adelson and Christie.

It perplexes me that poker has much stricter regulations than that

Obviously he prefers bridge

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

YakOnFir posted:

Obviously he prefers bridge

He does seem to have had some agreements with his colleague 'cross the river, Governor Cuomo.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

YakOnFir posted:

Obviously he prefers bridge

Rekt

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


Pictured here: Cronus is about to castrate Uranus.

From the blood that spilled out and fell upon the earth, Trump, Carson and Cruz were produced. The testicles produced a white foam from which the smiling likeness of Ronald Reagan emerged.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Montasque posted:



Pictured here: Cronus is about to castrate Uranus.

From the blood that spilled out and fell upon the earth, Trump, Carson and Cruz were produced. The testicles produced a white foam from which the smiling likeness of Ronald Reagan emerged.

The foam later mixed with their filth, from which was born Santorum

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