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abagofcheetos: Oct 29, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Soothing Vapors posted:

crows own so hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejlrcyONaJI

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Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Flags will win this game for Green Bay

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multigl: Nov 22, 2005; "Who's cool and has two thumbs? This guy!"

That's a fumble!

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

That's a fumble

And it should still be a penalty to join a pile late

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Bad Moon posted:

Y

Looks like one of those nice wholes girls who would destroy you

that's all i've ever wanted

to have a pretty good smile at me and bend tenderly over me and kiss me gently as she chokes the life from my trash heap of a self

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Brannock posted:

That's a fumble

And it should still be a penalty to join a pile late

No poo poo

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Quiet Feet posted:

Spot of the Fowl should be the name of a movie about a dog raised by ducks.

I would watch this movie.

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TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

I'm not going to call the Packers frauds, but looking back at their schedule before now they haven't really played anyone

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Wizard Master posted:

I would like for you to come change my diapey. Please come take my adult diapey off and wipe my butt and clean it and throw my stinky poops away. Make sure to wipe the back of my wittle baby balls too. Then put a fresh diapey on and give me a kiss on the forehead and let me gurgle my baby-speak into your shirt/chest. I want to drool on your chest and belly and gurgle away the afternoon, as a baby would.

im going to quote every one of these posts

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Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Starks looks slow as hell

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Petey posted:

that's all i've ever wanted

to have a pretty good smile at me and bend tenderly over me and kiss me gently as she chokes the life from my trash heap of a self

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

You have Aaron loving Rodgers stop running long developing run plays

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I'm not going to call the Packers frauds, but looking back at their schedule before now they haven't really played anyone

Seahawks and Chiefs looked like they were gonna be good

Then the season started

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

man catch that poo poo

e. wasn't as close after all, welp

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You have Aaron loving Rodgers stop running long developing run plays

I lost the run established picture

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Infidel Castro posted:

I would watch this movie.

give me 20 million dollars and I will make it. I'll do like, five million dollars for each sequel up to number 7.

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Orwell on Salvador Dali posted:

When [Dali] is an adolescent a girl falls desperately in love with him. He kisses and caresses her so as to excite her as much as possible, but refuses to go further. He resolves to keep this up for five years (he calls it his �five-year plan�), enjoying her humiliation and the sense of power it gives him. He frequently tells her that at the end of the five years he will desert her, and when the time comes he does so.

Till well into adult life he keeps up the practice of masturbation, and likes to do this, apparently, in front of a looking-glass. For ordinary purposes he is impotent, it appears, till the age of thirty or so. When he first meets his future wife, Gala, he is greatly tempted to push her off a precipice. He is aware that there is something that she wants him to do to her, and after their first kiss the confession is made:

quote:
I threw back Gala's head, pulling it by the hair, and trembling with complete hysteria, I commanded:

�Now tell me what you want me to do with you! But tell me slowly, looking me in the eye, with the crudest, the most ferociously erotic words that can make both of us feel the greatest shame!�

Then Gala, transforming the last glimmer of her expression of pleasure into the hard light of her own tyranny, answered:

�I want you to kill me!�

He is somewhat disappointed by this demand, since it is merely what he wanted to do already. He contemplates throwing her off the bell-tower of the Cathedral of Toledo, but refrains from doing so.

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Barudak: May 7, 2007

So is it gonna be revealed after this game the Broncos built a massive ritual site underneath the stadium to transfer Aaron Rodgers essence into Peyton to restore him to life?

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Green Bay looks like Denver two years ago. Receivers traumatized by defensive backs touching them.

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

rodgers running like a regular alex smith out there

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I'm not going to call the Packers frauds, but looking back at their schedule before now they haven't really played anyone

I don't think Packers fans will disagree with you here and it'll make everyone else on TFF throw a little baby poo poo fit.

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

run rogers run

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Did they just say "dancing with the starks"?

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Brannock posted:

Seahawks and Chiefs looked like they were gonna be good

Then the season started

Hey now, we've beaten the Murderer's Row of Jimmy Clausen, Matt Stafford, Colin Kaepernick and Matt Cassell

:suicide:

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Barudak posted:

So is it gonna be revealed after this game the Broncos built a massive ritual site underneath the stadium to transfer Aaron Rodgers essence into Peyton to restore him to life?

Finally an explanation for all the weird poo poo in Denver's airport

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

we should have more crows gifs tbqh

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

the key to winning Dancing with the Stars is watching people and finding a way to move away

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You have Aaron loving Rodgers ~~stop running~~ use him for your long developing run plays

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Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Quiet Feet posted:

give me 20 million dollars and I will make it. I'll do like, five million dollars for each sequel up to number 7.

I'll give a fiver and a Sony Handycam from 1988.

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BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Is James Jones playing tonight havent seen him on the field.

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

we should have more crows gifs tbqh

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

abagofcheetos posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejlrcyONaJI

haha, excellent

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Dali posted:

I �made up� the putrefaction of the donkeys with great pots of sticky glue which I poured over them. Also I emptied their eye-sockets and made them larger by hacking them out with scissors. In the same way I furiously cut their mouths open to make the rows of their teeth show to better advantage, and I added several jaws to each mouth, so that it would appear that although the donkeys were already rotting they were vomiting up a little more their own death, above those other rows of teeth formed by the keys of the black pianos.

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