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Entropic posted:lol they're gonna make another TV series... oh god this is exactly what I was afraid of I think I had a nightmare about it once
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chaosbreather posted:Everyone is guilty, the puzzle is to figure out who is guilty of what. this would be baller Oh you thought Larat planted the bomb in the Klingon restaurant? No, that was Marek setting up Larat using Emon (the Romulan double-agent) as a patsy. Larat dropped the screw in the yamok sauce. Now you've condemned a guilty man to an even worse punishment! My favorite was when the Cardassian lawyer goes "I won! I won a case!  ...I won a case  "
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sinking belle posted:The new television series is not related to the upcoming feature film “Star Trek Beyond,” which is scheduled to be distributed by Paramount Pictures in summer 2016. This leads me to believe it's either going to be in the "prime" universe or just yet another reboot altogether. This statement doesn't rule out it taking place in the JJ-verse, but with the weird rights distribution where CBS owns the TV rights and Paramount owns the movie rights, they probably won't even have it in the same continuity.
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Who will be the first hot-shotted TNG cameo offered mid season up in a desperate appeal to jump start failed ratings? I'm willing to bet its going to be John DeLancie playing some sly Q-incognito with it all ending the episode on a sly wink to the camera and a flash of light.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Who will be the first hot-shotted TNG cameo offered mid season up in a desperate appeal to jump start failed ratings? I'm willing to bet its going to be John DeLancie playing some sly Q-incognito with it all ending the episode on a sly wink to the camera and a flash of light. Miley Cyrus playing an androgynous pan-sexual alien
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Nov 2, 2015 18:31
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Booblord Zagats posted:Miley Cyrus playing an androgynous pan-sexual alien That is more like second episode fodder then they still think there is a chance to lure generation hashtag by roling out the Communicator's SnapChat™ function so you can follow sexy Andorian Ambassador Kelmek's SnapChat™ story between commercial breaks. Then miley will appear in the ship's bar, that looks a lot like a Chipotle™ to play him a thinly veiled song song about rimjobs while wearing thin veils. At first they'll try to drive away the HAM radio & Lt. Cmdr Data-loving crowd with modernity then come crawling back.
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* Surly, grouchy but brilliant young kid who occasionally saves the whole ship using his Iphone (captures millenials) * Divorced dad retired-soldier captain guy (captures aging nerd men) * Alien who switches genders frequently has running conflict with ignorant crewman who refuses to use correct pronoun * Autistic character (For actual trekkies who will watch anyway no matter what) *Conflicted half-klingon, half-vulcan half-romulan (Ties the setting) (Also psychic) (Dies in season 2 closer) * Strong independent woman who kung-fu fights in a leather V-kini * Actual main character young officer with promise audience insert * Couple racial token characters (doctors or whatever) * War against sneaky religious aliens who wear towels on their heads
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Nov 2, 2015 18:55
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Honestly, if the only change this results in is just slightly more bloom, I'm okay with the change. The new Trek universe has been so poorly fleshed out that they can honestly just do the same old poo poo they've always done with Star Trek and barely refer back to the new films. I just don't see how they could ever hope to do anything as complex as Deep Space Nine with the shallow world they are now playing in.
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Honestly, if the only change this results in is just slightly more bloom, I'm okay with the change. The new Trek universe has been so poorly fleshed out that they can honestly just do the same old poo poo they've always done with Star Trek and barely refer back to the new films. Or even like Voyager when it takes twenty seconds to fly from Qo'nos to Earth 
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I don't think anything will top DS9 and its spiraling plots interconnected. I'm thinking a new ST TV reboot will be more mad men then DS9
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Nov 2, 2015 21:46
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I just want two Trek shows: one a traditional Trek show, like TOS and TNG, and one a spin-off designed to show off a new corner of the universe. Maybe do something kind of weird and have it centered around a restaurant in space. That way you can do lavish sets and have people in civilian clothes, but also have big state dinners and Starfleet officers coming 'round for the best plate of Torellian Squash Maggots in the whole quadrant. Maybe a weird cross between Downton Abbey, Star Trek, and throw in a murder mystery subplot underneath it all. The best part would be to have Hannibal-esque food for all the weird alien dishes, and one of the main cast is a belligerent four-armed alien Frenchman.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:59
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Honestly, if the only change this results in is just slightly more bloom, I'm okay with the change. The new Trek universe has been so poorly fleshed out that they can honestly just do the same old poo poo they've always done with Star Trek and barely refer back to the new films. The new Trek universe has had 5 hours of onscreen world-building, while by the first episode of DS9, Trek.Rev1 had 150+ hours of onscreen world building, including TOS, TNG and a pile of movies. Several TNG episodes were designed to introduce concepts specifically for DS9. A dark, gritty Trek with complex narrative arcs can exist again, but it won't hit HoloTube after well after Donald Trump has left his second term in office.
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Tujague posted:* Alien who switches genders frequently has running conflict with ignorant crewman who refuses to use correct pronoun quote:* War against sneaky religious aliens who wear towels on their heads
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Nov 2, 2015 22:08
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I can't see any incentive for CBS to shoot higher than lowest-denominator poo poo with lots of desktop CGI, especially if they hired the guy who 'wrote' JJ Trek and they're in the process of learning that a 7$ monthly subscription to their TV shows is a retarded business model
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Nov 2, 2015 22:41
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They shoulda given it to Brad Bird. MI:4 >>> MI:3. It's pretty simple math.
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Tujague posted:* Surly, grouchy but brilliant young kid who occasionally saves the whole ship using his Iphone (captures millenials) As if genetic disorders like autism or trans won't be screened out in the just 24th century LOL
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:As if genetic disorders like autism or trans won't be screened out in the just 24th century LOL You neurotypical bastard. As long as there are people, we'll be there, following train schedules, watching my little pony, ranting about things no one is interested in. How can your genetic screening filter us out when we already don't breed?
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Personally I think the next Trek should just be about Quark
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CharlieWhiskey posted:The new Trek universe has had 5 hours of onscreen world-building, while by the first episode of DS9, Trek.Rev1 had 150+ hours of onscreen world building, including TOS, TNG and a pile of movies. Several TNG episodes were designed to introduce concepts specifically for DS9. A dark, gritty Trek with complex narrative arcs can exist again, but it won't hit HoloTube after well after Donald Trump has left his second term in office. Well Enterprise is like 70 hours.
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Kitchner posted:Personally I think the next Trek should just be about Quark He finally got that moon he wanted, but now Space Court has forced Brunt to be his butler! Can they get along in the Denorius Belt? 7/8PM central, only on CBS: America's Most Watched Network.
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Orange Sunshine posted:You neurotypical bastard. Well joking aside you know that things like that aren't always caused by people with those genes passing them on through mating right?
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Nov 3, 2015 03:28
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We're all going to watch it but lol if you actually pay for it
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:Well joking aside you know that things like that aren't always caused by people with those genes passing them on through mating right? If gay people didn't give birth to gay people, where did all these gay people come from? Applies to those other things as well although the MLP thing is probably a recent genetic mutation.
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The Bible posted:We're all going to watch it but lol if you actually pay for it loving lol if you pay to watch television programming
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:As if genetic disorders like autism or trans won't be screened out in the just 24th century LOL It's not autism it's rigeliian neuroshunting radiation effects.
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Apparently since CBS and Paramont are splitsville, its going to be different to the JJTrek poo poo. I'm hoping they decide to stay in the timeline that the Enterprise came from when they went back in time in First Contact breaking the temporal prime directive like crazy for no reason to create that alternate timeline that only Enterprise, the rest of the movies and the weird supernova that destroyed the galaxy was in. Or, what if it was set in a bakery? They could talk about yeast and so on.
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I am very excited to be disappointed. Also I would pay a dollar a month to be disappointed by CBS.
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At least the writer they brought on from jj-trek is not Orci, the "Khan did 9-11" truther guy. ...unless they're all truthers. 
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Clark Nova posted:At least the writer they brought on from jj-trek is not Orci, the "Khan did 9-11" truther guy. Khan didn't do 9-11? 
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chaosbreather posted:apparently its the xena guy? so its going to basically just be xena Space sword fights and space lesbians, I can dig it
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Naxuz posted:Space sword fights and space lesbians, I can dig it Yes, this would actually be a significant improvement. What is Jeri Ryan up to these days?
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Naxuz posted:Space sword fights and space lesbians, I can dig it I can live with this
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The Bible posted:Yes, this would actually be a significant improvement. She keeps showing up on things. She was very good on Leverage, and just last week was on Arrow.
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Here you go thread, have all the star treks at once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0S8rmcRVOA
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