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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

hangedman1984 posted:

For now. Governor election is tomorrow and the popular democratic governor is being term-limited out. So...*crosses fingers*

Hahaha Bevin ain't winning and god help you if he does. He's not a republican, he's a tea party wackaloon who has advocated drug testing medicare recipients. He would make Brownback and Walker shudder.

(But please for the love of God get out and vote, I don't want Louisville to be a crater by the time I get there)

pathetic little tramp fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Nov 2, 2015

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RepubliCAN DO
Aug 31, 2005
Energy Therapist
Fallen Rib
Say, is there any interest in the Mississippi gubernatorial elections tomorrow? I didn't see any threads for it, but given that it's the butt of everyone's jokes (for good reason :smith:), I figured I'd gauge interest first.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

pathetic little tramp posted:



(But please for the love of God get out and vote, I don't want Louisville to be a crater by the time I get there)

Have you heard of this little thing called the bridges project?

Brigadier Sockface
Apr 1, 2007

RepubliCAN DO posted:

Say, is there any interest in the Mississippi gubernatorial elections tomorrow? I didn't see any threads for it, but given that it's the butt of everyone's jokes (for good reason :smith:), I figured I'd gauge interest first.

Politics junkies are more interested in the Mississippi Attorney General race.

Incumbent Jim Hood is the last Democrat holding state-wide office in the entire deep South.

Refused
Sep 6, 2005

cheese eats mouse posted:

Good to see Lexington living up to its stereotype of a lovely, racist wanna be Louisville. And we have a literal divide between poor and rich in the county.

Jim Gray is openly gay, is the KKK cool with that nowadays?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm gonna go out on a limb and doubt the veracity of the anonymous unsourced twitter posts that strongly imply people should go kill politicians.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

But they're ones that I don't like! Of course this unsourced anonymous pastebin file telling me to commit political violence is authentic. If it's good enough for the sans-culottes it's good enough for me.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
According to the Daily Mail, Ryan is having real trouble getting the stench of cigarettes out of Boehner's office.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


That's actually the smell of his soul that he left behind.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Radish posted:

That's actually the smell of his soul that he left behind.

For some reason I am now imagining Boehner with a fedora, chest holstered .38 special and noir style music playing in a darkened, smoke filled office.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

Luigi Thirty posted:

But they're ones that I don't like! Of course this unsourced anonymous pastebin file telling me to commit political violence is authentic. If it's good enough for the sans-culottes it's good enough for me.
It'll be a fine old time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pZHXr4FE44

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Bonus, Paul Ryan sleeps in his office so Boehner's second hand smoke is probably literally killing him.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
is that fark idiot gonna split the vote in KY and give the GOP the governors office

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

greatn posted:

Bonus, Paul Ryan sleeps in his office so Boehner's second hand smoke is probably literally killing him.

good, im glad of it

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
How much power does Ryan have over the house functions not relating to law? Like can he ban smoking in the offices and institute pizza Thursdays in the cafeteria?

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

greatn posted:

How much power does Ryan have over the house functions not relating to law? Like can he ban smoking in the offices and institute pizza Thursdays in the cafeteria?

LEG DAYS ARE BANNED.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

RuanGacho posted:

LEG DAYS ARE BANNED.

he'll regret this

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

RuanGacho posted:

Actually I found myself wondering the opposite of who here actually identifies as a Democrat here instead of someone who votes for them because of FPTP.

I like to pretend that most posters here understand that the Republicans are largely where they are because of unquestioning sports team fealty.

This is from a couple pages back, but I identify as a democrat and like FPTP so I'm literally the Great Satan

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I identify as a democratic socialist I guess. I live in Alabama so there's no reason for me to even vote most of the time. I just vote for whoever is black in city council and mayoral and state legislative elections and whoever is a woman in judicial elections and whoever is a democrat in statewide or national elections.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Brigadier Sockface posted:

Politics junkies are more interested in the Mississippi Attorney General race.

Incumbent Jim Hood is the last Democrat holding state-wide office in the entire deep South.

The Mississippi democratic primary for governor was also literally a larger clusterfuck than both the 2012 & 2016 GOP primaries combined.

And yes I'm being entirely serious about that.

A Winner is Jew fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Nov 2, 2015

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Why don't Democrats in Mississippi turn hard right to confuse people? Just primary Republicans from the right, and then when in office, just say that God Told You to become a Democrat. Repeat as necessary for reelection.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
When they have votes in Alabama legislature it doesn't even break down as democrat vs Republican anymore. It's black vs white. The few white democrats remaining just vote with the Republicans.

archangelwar
Oct 28, 2004

Teaching Moments

RepubliCAN DO posted:

Say, is there any interest in the Mississippi gubernatorial elections tomorrow? I didn't see any threads for it, but given that it's the butt of everyone's jokes (for good reason :smith:), I figured I'd gauge interest first.

Unfortunately there is just nothing interesting about Mississippi politics. The Democrats have given up in terms of national support, and local democrats are just as likely to spew racist, bigoted vile and support conservative economic policy. I did not observed a change in platform policy from anyone for 15 years, so I have just severed. When I visit, I smile and nod when the family insists on discussing politics.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

A Winner is Jew posted:

The Mississippi democratic primary for governor was also literally a larger clusterfuck than both the 2012 & 2016 GOP primaries combined.

And yes I'm being entirely serious about that.

The Kasichmentum might pull it off after all! :pray:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I don't imagine running as "basically a Republican, but with a (D) next to my name instead" frequently turns out too well in ultra-red districts.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Monkey Fracas posted:

I don't imagine running as "basically a Republican, but with a (D) next to my name instead" frequently turns out too well in ultra-red districts.

Kim Davis.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Guys, the list says that Wilson signed up using his .gov email, so unless he's that loving stupid this list is fake. (Or, shocking twist: Someone signed him up for the klan as a joke)

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Costa and weigel posted a draft of the letter sent by the Republican candidates to networks re: debates. Apologies if this doesn't belong here but I figured it's technically trumpchat





I actually have no problem with them requiring it be kept below 67 degrees, but I'm hoping someone takes that as license to drop it to 50

slicing up eyeballs fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Nov 2, 2015

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

HootTheOwl posted:

Guys, the list says that Wilson signed up using his .gov email, so unless he's that loving stupid this list is fake. (Or, shocking twist: Someone signed him up for the klan as a joke)

What, you think Politicians are SMART?

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Shifty Pony posted:

I think some are coming now. A friend's church is currently doing a donation drive to completely outfit a house for a family of refugees they have been working to get into the US.

I'm giving them a Cuisinart.

Please check to see if they are selectively choosing to only support Syrian Christians, or any Syrian refugee.

Thanks.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
gently caress you Jeb, you try saying "I can do better." in a job interview they'll tear up your application in front of you. Now you want me to swallow that poo poo while you're interviewing for the Presidency?

God I want to spit in his face so bad.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

MariusLecter posted:

gently caress you Jeb, you try saying "I can do better." in a job interview they'll tear up your application in front of you. Now you want me to swallow that poo poo while you're interviewing for the Presidency?

God I want to spit in his face so bad.

The man has never had to do a job interview for a position his family hadn't already guaranteed for him. The fact that this is the first time he's ever had to truly compete for anything explains drat near everything about his campaign.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

HootTheOwl posted:

Guys, the list says that Wilson signed up using his .gov email, so unless he's that loving stupid this list is fake. (Or, shocking twist: Someone signed him up for the klan as a joke)

While Hillary's emails are a total political non scandal it does show the general level of technical incompetence of the people inside the beltway. I would be totally unsurprised if there's more than one senator who has a password that's just the name of their hometown.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

There's the story of Ollie North deleting Iran-Contra emails from his computer and not knowing they were backed up on tape. You can buy them! Or you could in 1995.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

CommieGIR posted:

Kim Davis.

Kentucky ain't as red as ye think. Mississippi is a forgotten hellhole, the only good things about it being that it inspired the location for In the Heat of the Night which was filmed in Georgia because Mississippi is a forgotten hellhole.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Oklahoma Mayor apologizes as her husband dresses as a KKK member for Halloween.

http://ow.ly/U8QiK

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

greatn posted:

Oklahoma Mayor apologizes as her husband dresses as a KKK member for Halloween.

http://ow.ly/U8QiK

Yeah no, this is so hilarious you actually need to quote the whole thing, sorry.

quote:

The mayor of Lahoma, Oklahoma has apologized after her husband dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan for Halloween.

"I just don't condone it regardless of who it is whether it's my husband or Joe Smith around the corner. It's not anything that I think needs to be represented for our community at all," Lahoma mayor Theresa Sharp told told News 9.

Cary Sharp told the station he and others they thought it would be funny to cut holes in sheets and dress up like a member of the KKK.

"Sit around the bonfire and drink a couple of beers and thought well my buddy his last name is White and the subject got brung (sic) up. We just thought it'd be something to do and it's not something to do," Cary Sharp said. "I am embarrassed. I've shamed my family and friends and I apologize for that."

Garfield County Sheriff Jerry Niles told Enid News the situation was a "Halloween prank gone bad."

A deputy wrote in his report of the situation they were called because people dressed as Klan members were burning a cross.

"I advised the group why I was there, and that although I know it was a joke that they save them and myself anymore headaches to not burn anymore crosses," the Enid News report stated.

Sharp told the newspaper no crosses were burned although a cross "was held behind the fire to look like it was burning."

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011


This supposed KKK leak is just bizarre. I live in Ft. Wayne Indiana, and 2 of the names on there live here. I could totally believe it of Dan Coats, the guy is a Grade A piece of poo poo. But Mayor Tom Henry is a democrat and doesn't seem to be a shitlord at all.

But if someone faked it, why the hell would they decide to stick the mayor of a 300,000 population city on there? It's weird.

But if it ends up being true, the fallout locally will be impressive as hell to watch.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

pathetic little tramp posted:

Kentucky ain't as red as ye think. Mississippi is a forgotten hellhole, the only good things about it being that it inspired the location for In the Heat of the Night which was filmed in Georgia because Mississippi is a forgotten hellhole.

Black Mississippians created some of the most distinctly American music to describe the living conditions forced on them by the whites. Who then appropriated it.

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

botany posted:

Yeah no, this is so hilarious you actually need to quote the whole thing, sorry.

Just a Halloween Prank here, nothing racist or sinister about it!

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