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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Phanatic posted:

Yeah, stuff like that never happens in the refined and elite world of Formula 1.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Formula_One_crash_controversy

Oh, wait.

That kinda proves the point though.

F1: Hmm, if we hit the wall right here, the leaders can't pit until they do another lap, which should put us in the lead.

NASCAR: gently caress THAT IMA HIT THAT FUCKER. *chugs natty ice, crushes can against forehead*

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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Some drunk bro assaults his Uber driver, gets a face full of mace and an assault charge.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/uber-driver-assault-pepper-spray-mace-face-drunk-339184042.html

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

GrandpaPants posted:

Some drunk bro assaults his Uber driver, gets a face full of mace and an assault charge.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/uber-driver-assault-pepper-spray-mace-face-drunk-339184042.html

Uber drivers are hilariously under equipped to deal with anything other than clean polite middle class demographic.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Yeah a cab driver would totally have just let it happen. Yay for cab drivers, letting themselves get assaulted by drunk dudebros.

Uber is, at its core, a ride-sharing service. This driver had mace in his car for this, so I think he's pretty equipped to deal with that dickhead who assaulted him.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Nitrox posted:

Uber drivers are hilariously under equipped to deal with anything other than clean polite middle class demographic.

It seems like he handled the situation pretty well though? Sure he got sucker punched, but he ended up handling it.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

buttcoinbrony posted:

That kinda proves the point though.

F1: Hmm, if we hit the wall right here, the leaders can't pit until they do another lap, which should put us in the lead.

NASCAR: gently caress THAT IMA HIT THAT FUCKER. *chugs natty ice, crushes can against forehead*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Australian_Grand_Prix

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Phanatic posted:

Yeah, stuff like that never happens in the refined and elite world of Formula 1.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Formula_One_crash_controversy

Oh, wait.

For a second I didn't see the crane lifting the car and thought that Asian man was swinging it like a baseball bat at someone. I was super impressed.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Some great local schadenfreude: drunk lady sneaks into zoo to pet tiger, gets mauled and is probably going to lose her hand

http://www.omaha.com/news/crime/woman-s-hand-severely-injured-after-she-reaches-into-cage/article_eff7fed4-80cd-11e5-bf70-639f974f050e.html

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

buttcoinbrony posted:

That kinda proves the point though.

F1: Hmm, if we hit the wall right here, the leaders can't pit until they do another lap, which should put us in the lead.

NASCAR: gently caress THAT IMA HIT THAT FUCKER. *chugs natty ice, crushes can against forehead*

You don't watch F1 do you? The main parts of the Senna-Prost rivalry was intentially ramming the other one to deny points, i.e. gently caress THAT IMA HIT THAT FUCKER

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Comcast tried to bash Google Fiber for an outage in Kansas City that interrupted part of the World Series, ends up just getting bashed by its own customers.

http://bgr.com/2015/11/02/comcast-vs-google-fiber-facebook-post/

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

You don't watch F1 do you? The main parts of the Senna-Prost rivalry was intentially ramming the other one to deny points, i.e. gently caress THAT IMA HIT THAT FUCKER

Couple fuckers just hit each other:

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/bottas-gets-a-little-revenge-by-taking-raikkonen-out-at-1739919192

quote:

Williams Formula One driver Valtteri Bottas cut across into a turn in Russia and was knocked out of position by Ferrari’s Kimi Räikkönen. While Kimi received a 30 second penalty for that, the incident cost Bottas a solid top ten finish in Russia. Now it’s Bottas’ turn to take the inside line and knock Räikkönen out of place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPrLQZVZ20

That’s Räikkönen out of the race.

While Tifosi are busy calling for Bottas’ head on a platter, the stewards decided not to further penalize either driver for the puntaroo.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Soccer ball vs drone. Spoiler alert: soccer ball wins.

http://www.popsci.com/watch-this-soccer-ball-take-down-drone?src=SOC&dom=fb

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I stand corrected, F1 drivers are the trailer trash of Europe much like NASCAR is in America.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013



Pumpkin vs drone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC89KRV7l9M

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

`Nemesis posted:

Comcast tried to bash Google Fiber for an outage in Kansas City that interrupted part of the World Series, ends up just getting bashed by its own customers.

http://bgr.com/2015/11/02/comcast-vs-google-fiber-facebook-post/

As a Comcast customer, this is fantastic. God I can't wait for any fiber to get to my area.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

This are the best licorice I've tasted and some of the best candy ever. They loving rock and this is how licorice is supposed to be. Not the sweet or anisey kind. I'm from Denmark though and grew up with this stuff so take this into consideration.
I can't really decide if I like it or not, and I live in the US.

But what I really like is getting people to try it.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

GrandpaPants posted:

Some drunk bro assaults his Uber driver, gets a face full of mace and an assault charge.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/uber-driver-assault-pepper-spray-mace-face-drunk-339184042.html

He said he's going to stop working for Uber because the quality of the passengers is going down, which is loving hilarious. Uber being a victim of its own ill earned success? Drivers that feel they're above lowly cab drivers?

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

This rules. I feel for the guy, but imagine how awesome it was for the guy operating the pumpkin launcher. He pegged a drone from what looks like at least 100 yards away!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nerdz posted:

He said he's going to stop working for Uber because the quality of the passengers is going down, which is loving hilarious. Uber being a victim of its own ill earned success? Drivers that feel they're above lowly cab drivers?

Yeah that guy really comes off like he thinks he's "above" anybody.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Scruff McGruff posted:

As a Comcast customer, this is fantastic. God I can't wait for any fiber to get to my area.

Yes I too can't wait until Goole DPIs all my traffic and builds a database that allows the local, state and federal government to track me even more than they already do.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Mulva posted:

Yes I too can't wait until Goole DPIs all my traffic and builds a database that allows the local, state and federal government to track me even more than they already do.

If Comcast was competent enough, they'd already be doing this anyway.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Mulva posted:

Yes I too can't wait until Goole DPIs all my traffic and builds a database that allows the local, state and federal government to track me even more than they already do.

:tinfoil: much?

Google will sell your info, certainly, but they will sell it to marketing firms first and foremost.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013
Technically they aren't really selling your information, they are using your information to sell targeted ads.

CaptBushido
Mar 24, 2004

Indolent Bastard posted:

:tinfoil: much?

Google will sell your info, certainly, but they will sell it to marketing firms first and foremost.

So, uh... yeah it's kind of been clearly established that they give metadata to the NSA, but only if you're "on the list", if that helps any:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/03/microsoft-facebook-google-yahoo-fisa-surveillance-requests

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Mulva posted:

Yes I too can't wait until Goole DPIs all my traffic and builds a database that allows the local, state and federal government to track me even more than they already do.

Hey, if it means they can give me a stable connection they can track me all they want.

gently caress Comcast.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

CaptBushido posted:

So, uh... yeah it's kind of been clearly established that they give metadata to the NSA, but only if you're "on the list", if that helps any:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/03/microsoft-facebook-google-yahoo-fisa-surveillance-requests

So business as usual, but with a hint of transparency.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Unless you live in a mud hut in the woods you're getting tracked by somebody. May as well go with the guys who'll give you a reach around while they gently caress you.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Mulva posted:

Yes I too can't wait until Goole DPIs all my traffic and builds a database that allows the local, state and federal government to track me even more than they already do.

hahaha you think that already isn't happening through your current and all your past ISP's.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Unless you live in a mud hut in the woods you're getting tracked by somebody. May as well go with the guys who'll give you a reach around while they gently caress you.

mmmmmmmMMMM yeah I love when the give you a reach around in the mud hu.... wait sorry thought this was a different conversation

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

In more automobile-related schadenfreude, the EPA accused VW of cheating on more vehicles than previously claimed. Probably going to be a good time to buy a Volkswagen coming up, if not already.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2015/11/02/epa-diesel-suv-volkswagen-audi-porsche/75044132/

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

GrandpaPants posted:

In more automobile-related schadenfreude, the EPA accused VW of cheating on more vehicles than previously claimed. Probably going to be a good time to buy a Volkswagen coming up, if not already.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2015/11/02/epa-diesel-suv-volkswagen-audi-porsche/75044132/

It already is. VW is running a ton of incentives right now, unless you know, you want to buy an R, then it's MSRP. At least I got rid of my TDI 2 weeks before dieselgate.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


It's a little beyond schadenfreude now. The first scandal was not handled particularly great, since having a built-in game shark for beating the EPA level is hard to pass off as an accident. Obviously bad. But the possibility that it might just be all of their late model turbo diesels (extending into Audi and Porche) is far worse not because it's more cars, but because they apparently thought NOBODY WOULD NOTICE AGAIN.

VW absolutely should have said "we know this poo poo is in a lot of our cars" because they pretty clearly did.

As an American I grew up knowing that diesel was for rundown rusty yellow 80s Mercedes and big rigs, so I instinctively stayed away.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

SLOSifl posted:

It's a little beyond schadenfreude now. The first scandal was not handled particularly great, since having a built-in game shark for beating the EPA level is hard to pass off as an accident. Obviously bad. But the possibility that it might just be all of their late model turbo diesels (extending into Audi and Porche) is far worse not because it's more cars, but because they apparently thought NOBODY WOULD NOTICE AGAIN.

VW absolutely should have said "we know this poo poo is in a lot of our cars" because they pretty clearly did.

As an American I grew up knowing that diesel was for rundown rusty yellow 80s Mercedes and big rigs, so I instinctively stayed away.

I love that they're trying to blame 'rogue' software engineers for the diesel cheat codes instead of management telling them to do it.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


moist turtleneck posted:

I love that they're trying to blame 'rogue' software engineers for the diesel cheat codes instead of management telling them to do it.
Like...they realize they advertise their turbo diesels are green and efficient right? What did they think they were advertising, a hack some rogue nerd installed that nobody noticed and specifically made the engines appear to reduce emissions?

Hey new guy, good work, suddenly our engines produce 1/9th to 1/40th of the emissions without changing the sick torque our engineers wanted. Huh, poo poo I don't know computers, good job I guess no questions here.

The schadenfreude will flow for a while on this at least, so net positive.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Maker Of Shoes posted:

hahaha you think that already isn't happening through your current and all your past ISP's.

Oh of course they are, they're just so incompetent at it that I don't really fear them.


If you don't believe that every keystroke you type into a Google or Google affiliated product is being captured in realtime then you are delusional.

Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Nov 3, 2015

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

SLOSifl posted:

net positive.

... if you're a climate changer denier

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mulva posted:

Oh of course they are, they're just so incompetent at it that I don't really fear them.


If you don't believe that every keystroke you type into a Google or Google affiliated product is being captured in realtime then you are delusional.

Yeah but the question is what they do with it.

Do you think there's an analyst at the NSA carefully studying your taste in porn, pizza toppings or artisanal furniture?

If so, you probably picked Hawaiian style and should be ashamed of yourself, also welcome to the 21st century, enjoy your time on earth.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Mulva posted:

Oh of course they are, they're just so incompetent at it that I don't really fear them.


If you don't believe that every keystroke you type into a Google or Google affiliated product is being captured in realtime then you are delusional.

I don't doubt it, but I'm one of millions and millions of people and "them" knowing what kind of porn I watch and what board games I buy online it's too worrisome.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Mulva posted:

If you don't believe that every keystroke you type into a Google or Google affiliated product is being captured in realtime then you are delusional.

So then it doesn't matter what ISP you use, does it? Everyone's going to be tracked constantly no matter what, may as well go with/wish for Google Fibre for the speed. :shrug:

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