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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The laughs never stop in Jeb!'s inbox.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Joementum posted:

Father like son



Hating broccoli is a thing when you're what, 5? Who the hell doesn't like broccoli as an adult!? :confused:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Joementum posted:

The laughs never stop in Jeb!'s inbox.



It was then that Rubio realized he had outgrown his mentor and started plotting his elimination.

E-Money
Nov 12, 2005


Got Out.
I don't see him going to war against broccoli.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


http://crooksandliars.com:8080/2015/11/david-brooks-compares-jeb-laxative

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Thump! posted:

Hating broccoli is a thing when you're what, 5? Who the hell doesn't like broccoli as an adult!? :confused:

my dad doesnt. some people dont like things for reasons. but it seems like jeb was just trying to make a lovely joke

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Louisgod posted:

All White

Supporters of the GOP in an 86% white state are white?!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

The laughs never stop in Jeb!'s inbox.



whoa-ho-ho, john. all those exclamation points... they connote that someones been drinking regular coffee after 6 pm

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Thump! posted:

Hating broccoli is a thing when you're what, 5? Who the hell doesn't like broccoli as an adult!? :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQmTeVf2nJ8

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

The laughs never stop in Jeb!'s inbox.





Jeb!'s emails are 25 times more exciting than his campaign sign.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Rocks posted:

Jeb's smile is literally upside down

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

That fact also produced a nice interstitial Sage Francis song.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 22, 2016

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Third World Reggin posted:

trump is ironically a good thing for the gop and the nation and has a higher chance of putting in leftest policy than sanders

His first act is shooting you in front of a wall.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Damning if true.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Hmm...before I judge, what kind of broad was it?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Anybody who thinks Jeb's slogan has any connection whatsoever to the idea of using underhanded or illegal methods to determine an outcome is either disingenuously posturing online for the sake of posturing online or has had their brain so warped by years and years of D&D people being their primary source for political information and discussion that they exist in a reality that is incomprehensible to me. This also goes for people who think there's any kind of connection or parallel to Jimmy Savile.

Every single one of your posts is complaining about some shadowy groupthink that's been created my D&D. If you're not having any fun just stop reading the thread man

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

That would take too much energy.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
not cool
unless its rosie odonnal

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
but she pushes back

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Anybody who thinks Jeb's slogan has any connection whatsoever to the idea of using underhanded or illegal methods to determine an outcome is either disingenuously posturing online for the sake of posturing online or has had their brain so warped by years and years of D&D people being their primary source for political information and discussion that they exist in a reality that is incomprehensible to me. This also goes for people who think there's any kind of connection or parallel to Jimmy Savile.

Settle down, Beavis.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Father like son



Wait, is Jeb Bush mentally...you know..."special"? I'm starting to feel bad making fun of him.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 22, 2016

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

I know it gets said a lot but that colour scheme really needs to be brought to the attention of the Donald One.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

:catstare:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pushing broads is how you demonstrate leadership. It's a man's world, baby. :bigtran:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 22, 2016

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

hosed up.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 22, 2016

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Goddamn that's portentous.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Oh, Jeb!, will you ever learn? Never call chicks broads.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

A thing of beauty. Great job.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tweet that image at Trump. Use it to bury Jeb some more. Keep beating that dead horse until it stops running.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

yesssssss

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Jan 22, 2016

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
wait are these actual emails or edits i seriously cannot tell

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Does HW make his family call him "President Bush" all the time?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I feel like this reply all book is a long con burn on hillary that was planned months before he started redlining.

"And to start november we'll work on this book about emails so we can really stick it to hillary. Heh. Jokes, amiright?"

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