FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

swickles, I can't be sure, but I think Febreeze just had a Seizure Stroke (tm)

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:42

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:31

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

Lmao

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:43

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

The Giants have broken this man.

# ? Nov 1, 2015 23:56

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

Classic fencing response.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 00:07

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

hahaha this IS accurate

# ? Nov 2, 2015 05:19

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

I'm the woman in the Kaep jersey drinking her sorrows away

# ? Nov 2, 2015 05:23

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Alaois posted:

lol if u buy sandwiches that aren't fat sandwiches

My grandfather used to eat sandwiches that were just two slices of white bread, lard, and salt

# ? Nov 2, 2015 08:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Azhais posted:

My grandfather used to eat sandwiches that were just two slices of white bread, lard, and salt

the depression was a hell of a time

# ? Nov 2, 2015 08:24

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Azhais posted:

My grandfather used to eat sandwiches that were just two slices of white bread, lard, and salt

NOT THAT KIND OF FAT SANDWICH GODDAMNIT *keels over due to heart exploding*

# ? Nov 2, 2015 08:46

Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Maxwells Demon posted:

I am always amazed when someone touts a regional sandwich shop and doesn't provide any context or html links to make his statement have any meaning whatsoever.

Sorry I didn't properly source my previous post. There are Firehouse Subs all over this amazing country of ours so hopefully you can find one near you! They have over 900 stores and are in nearly 40 states! Isn't that amazing?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 10:20

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

They also aren't actually that good.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 13:32

Spintzel: Dec 31, 2007; Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

sean10mm posted:

They also aren't actually that good.

They are okay. Also you get to pretend they support local firemen

# ? Nov 2, 2015 16:05

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

sean10mm posted:

They also aren't actually that good.

loving this

# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:53

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Don't eat bread.

Unless it's pizza.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:57

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Don't eat bread.

Unless it's pizza.

I'm confused, can you tell me whether or not I can eat this?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 18:06

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

What about a calzone?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 20:04

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

effectual posted:

What about a calzone?

I think that is crust? Do you call the top of a pot pie bread? I don't. Either way bread is delicious. Use it to power physical activity and unless you have Crones you will be fine even if it is made from bleached white flour, the worst flour.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 21:29

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

bread is fine if you actually get off your fat goon asses occasionally to burn the carbs

# ? Nov 2, 2015 21:39

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

NOooOooOooOOOO This is how threads go mad have you never seen Something Offal

Everything and nothing is a sandwitch

# ? Nov 2, 2015 22:46

ulmont: Sep 15, 2010; IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Suspect Bucket posted:

Everything and nothing is a sandwitch

Also there are no pizza rules.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 22:49

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

I made hot dogs this weekend by slow cooking them in chili for like 4 hours.

I then put them in a bun with said chili on top and added shredded cheese

It was the best sandwich I've ever had

No Ragrets

# ? Nov 2, 2015 22:53

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Food chat sure does not look like art.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:13

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bort Bortles posted:

Food chat sure does not look like art.

Who are you to decide that, maaaaam :ironicat:

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:33

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

I dunno man those chili cheese dogs were a work of art as far as i'm concerned

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:33

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Joey Freshwater posted:

I dunno man those chili cheese dogs were a work of art as far as i'm concerned

To be fair, chili dogs probably make fart.

Chichevache posted:

Who are you to decide that, maaaaam

Because there are no pictures :downs:

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:36

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

To be fair, chili dogs probably make fart.

I had three of them. They were producing more than farts

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:43

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bort Bortles posted:

Because there are no pictures

"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 23:43

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Two Albacores hanging around my neck.

The Rhyme of the Marinade, all over again.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 00:39

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

stromboli

# ? Nov 3, 2015 01:05

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

ulmont posted:

Also there are no pizza rules.

Rule #1: Eat the pizza

Rule #2: fart the good farts.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 02:33

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Chichevache posted:

"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.

Okay now I am lost, much like this thread.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:04

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Came here looking for quality content and found 2 pages of sandwich arguments. Never stop, Farthouse.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:17

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chichevache posted:

"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.

Ha! My copy of Old Man and the Sea has pictures. And is 2000 words at a second grade level. And is the highest piece of art I own. Take that.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:30

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Came here looking for quality content and found 2 pages of sandwich arguments. Never stop, Farthouse.

Which NFL player looks like the tastiest sandwich?

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Silly Burrito posted:

Which NFL player looks like the tastiest sandwich?

That is a terrible version of gently caress, Marry, Kill.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:41

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Jesus those are just horrible

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:50

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Silly Burrito posted:

Which NFL player looks like the tastiest sandwich?

# ? Nov 3, 2015 04:08

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Grilled cheese is the orthodoxy and the truth. All who disagree are schismatics and blasphemers.

Patty melts are a subdivision of grilled cheese and are thus acceptable.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 10:54

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bort Bortles posted:

Okay now I am lost, much like this thread.

Those are two works of art that don't rely on pictures.

Probably Magic posted:

Ha! My copy of Old Man and the Sea has pictures. And is 2000 words at a second grade level. And is the highest piece of art I own. Take that.

mine does too

# ? Nov 3, 2015 15:29

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:31

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Football. Art.

This is a pretty good breakdown of the new ESPN graphics package

http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/new_logo_and_on-air_packaging_for_espn_college_football_by_loyalkaspar.php

The detail put into the theming is kind of rediculous:

all of the landscapes are rendered:

20T of assets. :wow:

Sizzle:

https://vimeo.com/138909307

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:21

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