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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I'm less worried about them seeing the porn I watch, and more bothered by the fact that now when I click on a stupid youtube video on sites like this, it affects things like my amazon account.

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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Indolent Bastard posted:

I don't doubt it, but I'm one of millions and millions of people and "them" knowing what kind of porn I watch and what board games I buy online it's too worrisome.

You're only a nobody as long as nobody looks at you.

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

The real worry is once they start using predictive analysis of peoples habits to look for people who "may" become criminals. It's basically moving into thought crime territory really fast. Right now it's limited to the NSA and large government agencies but how many years until your local police force has a computer running predictions on their community to look for "issues"?

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

syscall girl posted:

Yeah but the question is what they do with it.

Do you think there's an analyst at the NSA carefully studying your taste in porn, pizza toppings or artisanal furniture?

If so, you probably picked Hawaiian style and should be ashamed of yourself, also welcome to the 21st century, enjoy your time on earth.

As someone who was stationed at an NSA facility, I can honestly say they don't care at all that you made the right choice ordering Hawaiian style pizza.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Apocadall posted:

The real worry is once they start using predictive analysis of peoples habits to look for people who "may" become criminals. It's basically moving into thought crime territory really fast. Right now it's limited to the NSA and large government agencies but how many years until your local police force has a computer running predictions on their community to look for "issues"?

Most local police departments barely have the staff/funding to keep up with the work they already have. They're not going to hire a bunch of geeks to make more "work" for them because Jim Bob bought hacksaw blades and rubber gloves in the same Amazon purchase.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I use incognito mode.

Check mate, NSA. :smug:

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

syscall girl posted:

Yeah but the question is what they do with it.

Do you think there's an analyst at the NSA carefully studying your taste in porn, pizza toppings or artisanal furniture?

If so, you probably picked Hawaiian style and should be ashamed of yourself, also welcome to the 21st century, enjoy your time on earth.

Oh no, it's just all put into huge databases waiting until they need to convict you of something.

Jastiger posted:

I use incognito mode.

Check mate, NSA. :smug:

I use PureVPN, seems to work OK.

vvv Actually I don't pirate, but as a black man who watches a lot of Investigation Discovery I'm more worried about my location and web search history being tracked. vvv

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Mulva posted:

Oh no, it's just all put into huge databases waiting until they need to convict you of something.

The future war on piracy will bring down the full power of the RIAA on millennials.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I do web rating/QA as a side gig. Because I didn't fully think things through while setting up, the extension I use for that is tied to the same Gmail address I use for everything else, which is just myname@ gmail.com. The nature of the work means that my web history is, while mostly pretty mundane, completely schizophrenic and batshit crazy. My Google Now cards, Youtube recommendations, and any ads I get already make me look really odd, as I apparently have a vested interest in everything from weird porn to mobile home prices to Bollywood movies to the stats of a lovely minor league baseball team in Idaho. I seriously pity anyone who has to dig through that.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

El Jebus posted:

As someone who was stationed at an NSA facility, I can honestly say they don't care at all that you made the right choice ordering Hawaiian style pizza.

Sickies

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

You're crazier than Apocadull.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

KoRMaK posted:

The future war on piracy will bring down the full power of the RIAA on millennials.
The real schadenfreude will be when the millennials can't afford to pay and the lawyers just eat each other with unhinged jaws.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Grey Fox posted:

The real schadenfreude will be when the millennials can't afford to pay and the lawyers just eat each other with unhinged jaws.

Hahahah

When I'm down in the penal salt mines I'll think of this post and chuckle lightly

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

There's not a lot of market for penile salt

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

There's not a lot of market for penile salt

I can't even give mine away

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'm pretty sure this is precisely why people watch lingerie ball.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

buttcoinbrony posted:

It seems like he handled the situation pretty well though? Sure he got sucker punched, but he ended up handling it.
He is quitting Uber, and may or may not have ptsd. I doubt he's "handling it" like a cab driver would.

There is a reason cabs have a security partition and washable interior. At least the cabs I've been in. Also radio, a direct 2 way communication with dispatcher. Those guys are also drive all day every day and aren't phased by minor confrontations and lovely clients.

Most Uber drivers are part time, who got recruited via online app. They come equipped with a run of the mill family sedan and a smartphone. They don't have a handler, just an app that tells them where the next pickup is. It's an extremely vulnerable position to be in. The whole shebang only works when your customers are behaving. Good luck getting vomit out of your seats, especially with nothing but Uber's $45 "clean up compensation" handout. More permanent damage to interior? Have fun explaining to your insurance company that you're actually a (part time) commercial driver. Oh wait, it's explicitly against your personal auto policy, so you're not covered. And if god forbid you got robbed, raped and/or murdered, nobody would know for hours. Most people who sign up for Uber, don't stay long. And the company is constantly looking for new ways to gently caress its drivers. Uber belongs in this thread, permanently.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


He managed to land on his balls without the usual handrail that most kids seem to use as a testicle landing strip when doing skate stunts.

Color me impressed.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Its like a Roadrunner cartoon, you know something bad is going to happen to Wile E Coyote, and then it happens, but its not the thing you expect

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Nitrox posted:

He is quitting Uber, and may or may not have ptsd. I doubt he's "handling it" like a cab driver would.

There is a reason cabs have a security partition and washable interior. At least the cabs I've been in. Also radio, a direct 2 way communication with dispatcher. Those guys are also drive all day every day and aren't phased by minor confrontations and lovely clients.

Most Uber drivers are part time, who got recruited via online app. They come equipped with a run of the mill family sedan and a smartphone. They don't have a handler, just an app that tells them where the next pickup is. It's an extremely vulnerable position to be in. The whole shebang only works when your customers are behaving. Good luck getting vomit out of your seats, especially with nothing but Uber's $45 "clean up compensation" handout. More permanent damage to interior? Have fun explaining to your insurance company that you're actually a (part time) commercial driver. Oh wait, it's explicitly against your personal auto policy, so you're not covered. And if god forbid you got robbed, raped and/or murdered, nobody would know for hours. Most people who sign up for Uber, don't stay long. And the company is constantly looking for new ways to gently caress its drivers. Uber belongs in this thread, permanently.

I still end up using Uber just because of the nature of where I live. I don't have a valid license (due to immigration fuckups) nor my own car, and I live in a state that was designed from the ground up for independent drivers with very limited pedestrian or mass transit infrastructure. I'm almost totally dependent on hitching rides to get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time without sweating my rear end off in the near-permanent summer heat and humidity of Florida. Uber lets me just tap a few buttons on my phone and get a ride wherever I need to go for a pretty low price without even needing cash on hand (though you should really tip your Uber drivers because they don't get paid enough to not deserve it).

The crux of it is to use it if you need it, and just be really nice to your driver so you don't end up being a lovely part of their day.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

chitoryu12 posted:

I still end up using Uber just because of the nature of where I live. I don't have a valid license (due to immigration fuckups) nor my own car, and I live in a state that was designed from the ground up for independent drivers with very limited pedestrian or mass transit infrastructure. I'm almost totally dependent on hitching rides to get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time without sweating my rear end off in the near-permanent summer heat and humidity of Florida. Uber lets me just tap a few buttons on my phone and get a ride wherever I need to go for a pretty low price without even needing cash on hand (though you should really tip your Uber drivers because they don't get paid enough to not deserve it).

The crux of it is to use it if you need it, and just be really nice to your driver so you don't end up being a lovely part of their day.

You don't need to post in this thread every single time you're waiting for your Uber!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xeU-21WQM

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Comcast’s attempt to bash Google Fiber backfires hilariously

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

chitoryu12 posted:

I still end up using Uber just because of the nature of where I live. I don't have a valid license (due to immigration fuckups) nor my own car, and I live in a state that was designed from the ground up for independent drivers with very limited pedestrian or mass transit infrastructure. I'm almost totally dependent on hitching rides to get anywhere in a reasonable amount of time without sweating my rear end off in the near-permanent summer heat and humidity of Florida. Uber lets me just tap a few buttons on my phone and get a ride wherever I need to go for a pretty low price without even needing cash on hand (though you should really tip your Uber drivers because they don't get paid enough to not deserve it).

The crux of it is to use it if you need it, and just be really nice to your driver so you don't end up being a lovely part of their day.
We don't care about why you're using Uber, it's your choice. Just please don't stab the drivers. Also, hope you don't get seriously hurt in an auto accident while riding Uber, you'll be suing the actual driver, not his insurance.

In actual schadenfreude, watch them actually start enforcing the rules again. it was glorious last time around.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747657

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Rafael's on top of poo poo.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




chitoryu12 posted:

Rafael's on top of poo poo.

Rafael's the Schadenfreude though. He's got to act like he can help any of these people at all but the problems are foundational to the company he works for.

edit: also his life is reading long diatribes about how the company he puts 8+ hours of his day into is terrible and by extension so is everyone who works there.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Today was the Melbourne Cup, the "race that stops the nation" in Australia where some people riding horses do a thing I dunno BUT the relevant part to this thread is that a whole bunch of people get hosed up drunk in public.

Here's some classic from previous years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0xn2zelzbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnKifxUZZJU

Here's today's winner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bivpyVwpxnQ

Sport of Kings! :tinsley:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Ah yes, the day Melbournians pretend to be all posh by dressing up, betting half their monthly wage, "having a little flutter" and then throwing up and passing out in a gutter.

Sheer class.

KongGeorgeVII
Feb 17, 2009

Flow like a
harpoon
daily and nightly.
:australia:

God this country is amazing.

I love that the state of Victoria has a public holiday so everyone can watch a horse race.

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

KongGeorgeVII posted:

:australia:

God this country is amazing.

I love that the state of Victoria has a public holiday so everyone can watch a horse race.

Hey, any day we can take off to act like the drunken bogans we really are, we'll accept with open arms.


edit: vvv exactly.

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
we had one for a football game a month or two ago, why not a horse race too?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
While we're talking Australia,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzbGDJyKQSw&index=4&list=PLlFN1tsXeNsybagPeT6QCWKbKzfGlUsxp

make sure you pause it at 3:10 :stonk:

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I really hope those dashcams are better than what is on the youtube videos because there were at least a couple hit and runs and I can't make out the license plates. Hope those assholes got caught.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy

:bravo:

:gary: Prappppppppppp

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Today was the Melbourne Cup, the "race that stops the nation" in Australia where some people riding horses do a thing I dunno BUT the relevant part to this thread is that a whole bunch of people get hosed up drunk in public.

Sport of Kings! :tinsley:
Watching the horses, chit chatting with the elites, sitting on piles of actual garbage shitfaced in the broad daylight. Australia you know how to party.

wayfinder posted:

... if you're a climate changer denier
A net positive in the sense that a) material for this thread and b) people actually being pissed off about pollution a little bit more than usual, hopefully leading to changes - for example, not having engines that do not actually pass EPA emissions standards on the road, and more attention paid to others who may be doing the same thing.

It's bad that it happened for extremely obvious reasons, but at the same time it's good that it was discovered.

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Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


It's pretty amazing how each nation's dashcams have their own "flavors". I dunno if this compilation was cherry-picked specifically for these types, but there was a ton of: merging without loooking/side-swiping, stopping in the middle of the road after missing a turn, and fishtailing out after merging too far or taking a turn too fast on wet pavement. So very different from the Russian and US Dashcams. And that one Canadian one that once got posted.

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax
You guys realize all this paranoia about google isn't actually a reason to use comcast, right? I mean, I once ran Xterm sessions over a 14.4k modem, and I would describe that experience as "not precisely the apogee of human achievement."

Why comcast would seek to emulate that, while inventing overages, in TYOOL 2015 is beyond me.

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Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

What gets me about these is that you can hear that there's audio recording (you hear the crash or the tire squeal or the radio playing), but there's no reaction from the driver when someone does some seriously crazy poo poo. Maybe I'm just a loud driver, because I'm usually like "no no no no no no" when I see someone swerving into my lane.

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