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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
Small-town Midwest crimes are entertaining. I heard from someone that this happened at a Rural King:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ahahahahaha

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

"Kansas State Fair wheat photography contest"



A photography contest us wheatheads can get behind!!

naem
May 29, 2011

stump collector
May 28, 2007

we have a winner

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Matey posted:

"Kansas State Fair wheat photography contest"



A photography contest us wheatheads can get behind!!

I wanna see that explode and level the surrounding 300 square miles.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out






curious

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I wanna see that explode and level the surrounding 300 square miles.

:thumbsup:

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

Yeah mn is awesome.


Regarding orchards, the u of mn has been at the forefront of breeding apples for decades. The honeycrisp? Yeah, that's our poo poo (as in we invented it.) Check out the sweetango, its our newest strain. Like a honeycrisp but better. Patented by umn, licensed to growers.

Apple season in MN is awesome. If you're in the Twin Cities, head southwest on 169 or west on 5 and you'll find some great orchards and vineyards. Parley Lake winery in Waconia has really come into it's own over the last 5 years and their apple orchard is great. I enjoy the whites that they make but the reds are a bit off-putting in my opinion. They have the best Haralsons around.

Minnesota Harvest in Jordan is good too. Lots to do, rides for the kids, etc. Those are the two we go to with our kids but there are plenty more. Just follow the Minnesota River Valley and you'll find them every so often.

North Dakota is good for apples as well. Instead of lots of orchards, they tend to just grow wild so just keep an eye out. If you see a tree loaded with apples, just ask the property owner and I'm sure they'll let you pick them. I've pulled a few gallons of the sweetest wild crab apples I've ever had off of a wild tree.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

naem
May 29, 2011


:stare:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy



Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I wanna see that explode and level the surrounding 300 square miles.

But it's the Midwest, those miles are already level.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Ahhh, deep fried buñuelos, just like Midwestern Mom used to make.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
I'm the coronary combo

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





Pretty sure this is actually in Nevada

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I've facefucked the nurse AMA

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

VendaGoat posted:

I've facefucked the nurse AMA

Did you alarm clock go off before or after you nutted

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CJacobs posted:

Did you alarm clock go off before or after you nutted

Neither, your mom nudged me and asked me if I wanted breakfast.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

VendaGoat posted:

Neither, your mom nudged me and asked me if I wanted breakfast.

Necrophilia is illegal, yknow

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CJacobs posted:

Necrophilia is illegal, yknow

What can I say? I like my eggs fossilized.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Do they still have "Internet Cafes" (places where you gamble) elsewhere in the Midwest?

They used to have a ton of these skeezy places all over Cuyahoga County and then the government said "Nah, you can't have places like that for gambling", basically. Now they're all gone. Any stip mall area that had <50% vacancy was almost guaranteed to have one.

Welcome to Randall Park Mall, south of Cleveland, Ohio (t-img'ed for table breaking panorama)


This was an absolute Mecca of a dead mall. Here's part of its sad story:
http://www.deadmalls.com/malls/randall_park_mall.html

I think that either a partial or complete demolition of the mall is in progress - it's been languishing since the early 1980s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh8wZnOP73o

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Nov 4, 2015

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
BARREL BOB IS BACK, BITCHES

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





To be fair, United Methodists are about as chill a denomination of Christianity as you can get.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
But being gay in Turdledo is not.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Detasseling corn for Monsanto.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

The Saurus posted:

BARREL BOB IS BACK, BITCHES

thank you based godbarrel bob

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VectorSigma posted:

Shame about Dick. That's a rad headline to go out under though:



Man's Most Destructive Load Blasts Nips

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

WaryWarren posted:

Detasseling corn for Monsanto.



Why are some people wearing mesh face masks?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

naem
May 29, 2011


:911:

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.
Barrel Bob is indeed back you may all rest easy now.

Barrel Bob posted:

I'm BAAAACK!!! That's right folks you can't keep a good barrel down! A special thanks to my "plastic surgeons" who helped me get back out here to promote safe driving in work zones!


Everyone at work was real tore up about Bob, I'm glad he's safe.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

the best barrel bob is bourbon barrel bob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBrbx8y3Ds

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.

Tommah posted:

the best barrel bob is bourbon barrel bob

sir please remove yourself with this horrid slander

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Holy poo poo, Barrel Bob rockin out!

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