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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Oh god, Bell.

So much for my season.

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Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
This first half of the early games is injury week.

Donnell carted off with neck injury. Bell tore everything in his knee. Eddie Royal left with knee injury. And the saints rb Robinson carted off too.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Leperflesh posted:

Oh god, Bell.

So much for my season.

Dont worry, you can join us in the retard bracket.

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

Leperflesh posted:

Oh god, Bell.

So much for my season.

Oh hello again D'angelo - nice to see you on the field again doing well!

Edit:loving KARMA BITES ME IN THE rear end NO STEVE SMITH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Julio and Green are really good

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Spermy Smurf posted:

What do you need?

Hurt guys, young guys, whatever. If you have someone on the block I'm open to any and all offers.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Want Kaepernick?

Metapod posted:

Julio and Green are really good

And OBJ.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Drew Brees :vince:

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
So theoretically say I want to cancel that trade and send McLean another dude.

How the poo poo do I cancel it?

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

The Zack posted:

Drew Brees :vince:

In a standard league he has some ridiculous number of points like 66.20 or some poo poo.....and I am against him.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Oh thank god hardy came back out.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Chen Kenichi posted:

In a standard league he has some ridiculous number of points like 66.20 or some poo poo.....and I am against him.
Yeah I went against him in another league

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Spermy Smurf posted:

So theoretically say I want to cancel that trade and send McLean another dude.

How the poo poo do I cancel it?

I'll only cancel a trade if both parties want it cancelled. Otherwise, once both of you accept a trade, it's a done deal (unless it's collusion by the definitions of our league rules.)

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Hardy didnt break an ankle so I am all set if it goes through. Tyler got back from whatever he was doing to 10 panic messages from me so that was fun.

Now I realize I dont have a backup for DE, so thats something for me to worry about later.

atomictyler
May 8, 2009
Thursday night game beat me. I hate those games.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Here is who I'm willing to trade 2016 picks for:

code:
Lev Bell - 1st round
Gurley - 1st and 2nd round
Amari Cooper - 1st and 2nd round
Allen Robinson - 1st and 2nd round
Lamar Miller - 2nd round
Diggs - 1st round
Martavis Bryant - 2nd round
Julio Joness - 1st round
Jordan Matthews - 1st round 
If any of ya'll are interested in increasing your future pick depth, I'd be willing to take any one of these guys off your hands.

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001
*wrong thread whoops*

Chen Kenichi fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Nov 3, 2015

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lol if you think Julio is ever being traded

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Especially for a loving rookie. A single rookie. Holy poo poo.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I feel like I should probably just be embracing the rebuild at this point.

Literally half of my spent cap is on a pair of RBs averaging a combined 17 points per game.

Bloody fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Nov 3, 2015

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Spermy Smurf posted:

Especially for a loving rookie. A single rookie. Holy poo poo.

Calm your tits, I'm willing to package other players too. I'm not just talking draft picks, but that is what I'm looking at in terms of rookie drafts.

Some of ya'll teams should be in serious rebuild mode right now if you're not in contention, just saying.

atomictyler
May 8, 2009
I'm not in contention, but I also have the stats to be at the top. Overreacting to a bad season seems like a poor choice.

That being said, I'll take those players too if anyone is offering them up.

atomictyler
May 8, 2009
Still winning points for and points against, WOOHOO!!!!

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
How many keepers do we get?

2/3? Right now ESPN is set for 23 keepers which is the entire team.

I've been rebuilding all year, but I'm terrified for next year when we tweak defensive stats :(

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

You can keep as many players as you want, as long as their salaries fit within your cap. This is the big difference between dynasty and a "keeper league".

e. I moved Bell to IR.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Every player on my roster is fair game right now. I'm interested in high-production vets, potentially good young players, IR people, and draft picks.

Potentially interesting players that I have that you could have:
Danny Woodhead, RB
Eddie Lacy, RB
Demaryius Thomas, WR
Tyler Eifert, TE
Julius Thomas, TE
Delanie Walker, TE
Malcolm Jenkins, S

I have acres of other garbage that could be yours too, but these are probably my best healthy players (lol)

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I have too many linebackers. If you need a linebacker, take a look at my linebackers and let me know if you'd consider a trade!

Jamie Collins, NE
Sean Lee, Dal
Uani' Unga, NYG
Michael Wilhoite, SF

I need the most help at RB but would consider any other position, as well as players on IR.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
gently caress, I have no IR spots for Keenan Allen

Kevin White + Kelvin Benjamin + Keenan all out for the season

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

White isn't on IR and thinks he might be back before EOS but yeah. I'll trade you a linebacker for any of them!

atomictyler
May 8, 2009

Bloody posted:

Every player on my roster is fair game right now. I'm interested in high-production vets, potentially good young players, IR people, and draft picks.

Potentially interesting players that I have that you could have:
Danny Woodhead, RB
Eddie Lacy, RB
Demaryius Thomas, WR
Tyler Eifert, TE
Julius Thomas, TE
Delanie Walker, TE
Malcolm Jenkins, S

I have acres of other garbage that could be yours too, but these are probably my best healthy players (lol)

Any interest in Cooks for Eifert?

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001
I got Chris Ivory and Latavius Murray on the block (not necessarily both as a package, but willing) - looking for high quality WR help.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Somehow hosed up my FAAB claims and didn't designate players to drop for the ones I wanted to add. :negative:

I would have gotten Dexter McCluster! My season is ruined.

Anyway,
pre:
Team				Current total salary	Current salary cap space
First Down Syndrome		$213.00			$37.00
Who Da Titoons?			$214.50			$35.50
Percy Riot			$159.00			$91.00
Gridiron Chefs			$200.50			$49.50
Team McLean			$203.00			$47.00
Former Kicker Ray Finkle	$229.50			$20.50
Mediocre Cougars		$188.50			$61.50
Ash Ketchum Gotta catch em	$247.50			$2.50
Concord Concordes		$218.00			$32.00
1017 BRICK SQUAD		$161.00			$89.00
Placeholder Team Name		$180.50			$69.50
Hawk Hunters			$199.50			$50.50

Swarmin Swedes
Oct 22, 2008

Chen Kenichi posted:

I got Chris Ivory and Latavius Murray on the block (not necessarily both as a package, but willing) - looking for high quality WR help.

I have like 7 receivers Landry, ODB, Hurns, Hilton, John Brown, Marvin Jones, Kendall Wright any interest in moving either RB for one or two of those?

Chen Kenichi
Jul 20, 2001

Swarmin Swedes posted:

I have like 7 receivers Landry, ODB, Hurns, Hilton, John Brown, Marvin Jones, Kendall Wright any interest in moving either RB for one or two of those?

Yuppers. You can toss an idea or two my way, or tomorrow I will have some time to look at things closer and toss an idea or two yours.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

This is another in-division game week for all teams!

Let's take another look at the CHART OF INJUSTICE:
pre:
TEAM				PF	PA	W-L-T	HOME	AWAY	DIV	STREAK
Team McLean			1238.1	1181.5	3-5-0	1-4-0	2-1-0	0-3-0	L2
Former Kicker Ray Finkle	1211.4	1033.8	6-2-0	4-1-0	2-1-0	3-0-0	W2
Gridiron Chefs			1172.2	1055.8	5-3-0	4-1-0	1-2-0	2-1-0	W4
Concord Concordes		1156.9	1144.4	4-4-0	1-1-0	3-3-0	1-2-0	L1
Who Da Titoons?			1119.4	949.1	7-1-0	2-0-0	5-1-0	3-0-0	W3
First Down Syndrome		1071.6	1123.8	4-4-0	3-2-0	1-2-0	0-3-0	W1
Percy Riot			1066.7	1044.9	3-5-0	0-3-0	3-2-0	1-2-0	L4
Ash Ketchum Gotta catch em	1057.9	1145.4	4-4-0	1-2-0	3-2-0	1-2-0	W2
1017 BRICK SQUAD		1013.2	1130.3	5-3-0	4-1-0	1-2-0	2-1-0	L2
Hawk Hunters			1020.6	1160.9	2-6-0	1-3-0	1-3-0	1-2-0	L5
Mediocre Cougars		1014.6	1026.8	3-5-0	2-3-0	1-2-0	2-1-0	W1
Placeholder Team Name		941	1086.9	2-6-0	1-3-0	1-3-0	2-1-0	L1
Compared to last time, there's been a little shuffling... First Down Syndrome popped up the chart three places, while Ash Ketchum popped up one. We can see that Who Da Titoons continue to have the best record at 7-1, despite four teams scoring more total points on the season. 1017 BRICK SQUAD is also 5-3 despite being outscored by five more teams.

And Team McLean probably gets the "ain't no justice in the world" prize, if we gave it out today: despite leading the league in scoring, he's got an overall losing record at 3-5, sitting tied at last in his division, three games behind Former Kicker Ray Finkle. This is probably because he has the highest points scored against him in the league. And the Titoons, of course, have the least by a wide margin, explaining why this middle-tier team is dominating the win/loss count right now.

There's still five games left in our regular season, counting this week! Nobody's mathematically eliminated from winning their divisions yet, and more importantly, everyone still has a shot at a wildcard spot as well.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I put Leonard Hankerson into an IR spot while he's Out.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
three straight losses, I've proven to be a fraud

atomictyler
May 8, 2009
Antonio Brown made me his bitch.

I'll trade a first round pick for him.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Here's to hoping rivers has a big game tomorrow

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

My team is swinging by like a hundred points up and down each week, it's ridiculous.

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