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hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

This is always how I've felt about spacecraft too. I've long wished somebody had high-fi replicas of Gemini, Apollo and Soyuz capsules that one could sit down in. I did have a chance to stick my head and shoulders into an Orion capsule mockup at JSC, but it's just not the same as getting to sit in it.

I kind of understand the layouts (except really sketchy on Soyuz). Figuring out how you get from the CM to the LM on Apollo confused me until I realized the CM was a little hat that the SM wore and the LM got docked by the pointy end of that. Gemini I understand layout-wise, but how you live with another guy in basically the cab of a pickup truck for two weeks still baffles the gently caress out of me. Shuttles I think I have down pretty well, though it isn't strictly milhist until you're :ussr:shooting a 23mm cannon from your spacecraft. *

* Some of the shuttle missions were definitely Spooky As poo poo™ though

e: I follow this thread, the Cold War aviation thread, the space thread, and the aviation thread, so there is quite a bit of overlap; apologies if I drift and please let me know if I wander too far offtopic

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Fury isn't the pinnacle of realism by any means, but it's probably the best World War II tank depiction in media right now that isn't just "Tank sits on camera and fires at buildings until hit by a Bazooka". For Cold War MBTs, watch The Beast of War. It takes place in the Soviet-Afghan War of the 1980s and centers around a lost T-55. Both movies have a ton of camera time inside the vehicle.

Also, watch that video I posted earlier of the Chieftain. The commander is sitting to the far right of the turret on an elevated seat, the gunner is sitting to the right of the gun in a somewhat reclined position, and the loader is doing the Slav Squat to the left of the gun.

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Nov 3, 2015

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Fury isn't the pinnacle of realism by any means, but it's probably the best World War II tank depiction in media right now that isn't just "Tank sits on camera and fires at buildings until hit by a Bazooka". For Cold War MBTs, watch The Beast of War. It takes place in the Soviet-Afghan War of the 1980s and centers around a lost T-55. Both movies have a ton of camera time inside the vehicle.

Neither is on netflix, sadly. I'll see about tracking down the Chieftain video, thanks!

e: I'm getting a real hard Pvt. Walker vibe from this guy's voice. I'm expecting him to tell me the IR lights are three bob apiece but for you, five for the lot. My downfall is hearing every British person through the prism of Dad's Army.

hogmartin fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Nov 3, 2015

Keldoclock
Jan 5, 2014

by zen death robot

Trin Tragula posted:


Oh sure now everybody gets a blog :argh:

Why not use a .su domain? :D

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Also, watch that video I posted earlier of the Chieftain

Great video, thanks. The loader's safety switch (disabling the turret traverse) answers a lot of questions and raises some more since it's basically a trivial way of making the tank useless (though obviously not in normal use &c). I was kind of surprised that he was basically standing somewhat upright when he demoed the loader's position. I think I have a better idea of how the stations were manned, but I'm also impressed at how they could move without inadvertently flipping some minor switch (say, the loader's safety switch...) and not realizing it until something horrible happened - again, I say this as an ex-submariner.

That driver must have been a lonely bastard though, no?

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
World of Guns has a nice cutaway BMP model, if that helps.

https://youtu.be/YLctab0dJxQ

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Fangz posted:

World of Guns has a nice cutaway BMP model, if that helps.

A bit, but the part where they included human models was a little short and I'm more trying to understand how 3-4 guys actually live in these things for weeks and still operate them as weapons. Thanks though!

Cat Wings
Oct 12, 2012

For spacecraft, you have to remember that they have no gravity to contend with, so they have a lot more space then they appear to have when we look at it on the ground. The Apollo capsules were apparently quite roomy and nice, although Gemini was apparently as cramped as it looks. Two weeks in that was apparently kind of hellish.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
When I had the chance to fiddle about inside Soviet-era tanks/IFVs I still didn't know how the gently caress people fit in there. I am 5'11" and weighed about 170-175 pounds at the time. Didn't fit in some positions at all even without a helmet or gear.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

mlmp08 posted:

When I had the chance to fiddle about inside Soviet-era tanks/IFVs I still didn't know how the gently caress people fit in there. I am 5'11" and weighed about 170-175 pounds at the time. Didn't fit in some positions at all even without a helmet or gear.

You're too tall to be a tanker. A Soviet ergonomics guide I have pins the height of an average person at 170 cm.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



hogmartin posted:

A bit, but the part where they included human models was a little short and I'm more trying to understand how 3-4 guys actually live in these things for weeks and still operate them as weapons. Thanks though!

Well, you get out. I mean, it'd take a lot (specifically WW3 nuclear hellscape) to force you to be closed down in it all day, every day. Out of combat, you get out to: eat, take a piss, sleep, briefings, and so on. My machine always felt more like a camper than a submarine :)

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Ensign Expendable posted:

You're too tall to be a tanker. A Soviet ergonomics guide I have pins the height of an average person at 170 cm.

Woop, too tall to be a tanker! Or something. 175 here.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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JcDent posted:

Woop, too tall to be a tanker! Or something. 175 here.

I'm 164 and almost to small

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Fangz posted:

World of Guns has a nice cutaway BMP model, if that helps.

https://youtu.be/YLctab0dJxQ

That's a lot of firepower on one AFV. :staredog:

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Well, you get out. I mean, it'd take a lot (specifically WW3 nuclear hellscape) to force you to be closed down in it all day, every day. Out of combat, you get out to: eat, take a piss, sleep, briefings, and so on. My machine always felt more like a camper than a submarine :)

So I've heard of infantrymen complaining about, say a 2-week FTX. I don't know dick about this but I get the impression that they go out into an operating area, sleep in bivvy sacks, eat MREs, and get periodic objectives and periodic supply. What's that like for tankers? Do people sleep in the tank? Where?

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Klaus88 posted:

That's a lot of firepower on one AFV. :staredog:

5 crew? Or are two at the front dismounts too?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Come to Finland!




These StuG and T-54/55 were cut open from the side for educational purpose. Now they can be seen at Parola Armour Museum. (You can't sit inside, though.)

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Nenonen posted:

Come to Finland!

Those are no joke what I'm looking for.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Nenonen posted:

(You can't sit inside, though.)
Luckily, there's a place somewhere in Pornainen that offers tank rides!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

JcDent posted:

5 crew? Or are two at the front dismounts too?

Three. The two bow machineguns are operated by dismounts.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Ensign Expendable posted:

You're too tall to be a tanker. A Soviet ergonomics guide I have pins the height of an average person at 170 cm.
i can't understand your moon runes measuring system, but were there a lot of women tankers in the red army during ww2?

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

The food situation for Soviet men born in the 1920s can't have been too great.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Antti posted:

The food situation for Soviet men born in the 1920s can't have been too great.
i'm not saying they were all women, i'm saying women might be ideal.

i'm assuming most of them are short as hell, both sexes

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

HEY GAL posted:

i can't understand your moon runes measuring system, but were there a lot of women tankers in the red army during ww2?

Here's one who was a total badass.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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thank and god bless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

JcDent posted:

Woop, too tall to be a tanker! Or something. 175 here.

I'm about 187 cm, so a giant compared to a Soviet tanker.


hogmartin posted:

Great video, thanks. The loader's safety switch (disabling the turret traverse) answers a lot of questions and raises some more since it's basically a trivial way of making the tank useless (though obviously not in normal use &c). I was kind of surprised that he was basically standing somewhat upright when he demoed the loader's position. I think I have a better idea of how the stations were manned, but I'm also impressed at how they could move without inadvertently flipping some minor switch (say, the loader's safety switch...) and not realizing it until something horrible happened - again, I say this as an ex-submariner.

That driver must have been a lonely bastard though, no?

You could still see into the driver's compartment from the loader's position. The Chieftain was unique for its time by introducing a heavily reclined driver's seat, which allowed them to make a shorter tank with a severe slope to the hull.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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cool, 170 ish, smack in the middle of "average"! i am finally not on the "small" end of things we discuss here!

edit: also, this isn't military history, but it is relevant:
http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/09/homo-naledi-rising-star-cave-hominin/404362/
tiny cave archaeologists

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Nov 3, 2015

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

I'm pretty sure I'd be hitting my head on the hatch at 2 meters, probably my jaw.

Watching Chief fold himself into tanks makes my knees hurt.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Speaking of Soviet tanks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRtj_TSOHjw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTnS0XS2al8

In the second video, his knees are almost up to the driver's vision port.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

HEY GAL posted:

i can't understand your moon runes measuring system, but were there a lot of women tankers in the red army during ww2?

Not a lot, but some.

http://tankarchives.blogspot.ca/2014/12/world-of-tanks-history-section-women-of.html

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

HEY GAL posted:

cool, 170 ish, smack in the middle of "average"! i am finally not on the "small" end of things we discuss here!

edit: also, this isn't military history, but it is relevant:
http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/09/homo-naledi-rising-star-cave-hominin/404362/
tiny cave archaeologists

Do we have any data on how tall your dudes tended to be?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Animal posted:

Do we have any data on how tall your dudes tended to be?
according to the people who excavated the wittstock mass grave site, a range of 160 to 180 cm. so i would be average for them at 5'7".

they also had worse joints than civilian burials from the same period, but they ate more fat and protein. both of those findings are corroborated by documentary evidence, both for what soldiers ate and all the walking around toting heavy things they did. about one third of them had what the German text called Reiter-Facetten, Cavalry-Facets, on their hip joints from riding horses, so they were cav. I don't know what the word for that in English is.

and everyone in the wittstock mass grave had sinusitis in life

if you can read german, pick up ihre letzte schlacht which is about the wittstock excavation. a bunch of people in my reenactment company worked on that with the archaeologists, and my hauptmann said that some of the musketeers had died with bullets still in their mouths. i don't know why that didn't make it into the book

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 3, 2015

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Assumed family name "Oktyabrskaya", deary me. Just how fanatic party supporter must you be to rename yourself after a revolution?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

HEY GAL posted:


and everyone in the wittstock mass grave had sinusitis in life


Was there a reason why this was the case? I get having a hard time kicking infections before antibiotics, but something that universal seem like there should be a reason beyond that.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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WoodrowSkillson posted:

Was there a reason why this was the case? I get having a hard time kicking infections before antibiotics, but something that universal seem like there should be a reason beyond that.
you get it in cold, damp areas and lots of those guys were (according to the isotopes in their teeth) scottish

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008


quote:

Aleksandra Samusenko

Aleksandra Grigoryevna Samusenko was born in 1922. According to award orders, she was a ward of the Army since 1934, and enrolled into its ranks in 1938. She fought in the Soviet-Finnish war of 1939-1940.

Samusenko fought in the tank forces from the very first day of the war. She fought on the West and Bryansk Fronts, transferring to the Voronezh Front in 1943. In August and October of 1941, she was lightly wounded. In September of 1943, she was wounded once more, this time heavily. For participation in battle, she received the Order of the Patriotic War, First Class. On July 28th, 1943, she received the Order of the Red Star for bridging the communications between units of her brigade under enemy fire and bombs.

Samusenko was a Guards Captain by the time the offensives of 1945 began, completing tasks of utmost importance. The 1st Guards Tank Brigade where she served participated in the liberation of Poland, travelled over 700 km through its territory, and reached the Oder. Here is where Samusenko met an American paratrooper, Joseph Beyrle. He fled a German concentration camp and became a Soviet tanker, "to fight the nazis, to defeat them with you", as he told the Soviet officers. For the next month, the American fought under Samusenko in her battalion.

Sadly, the tanker did not live until the end of the war and the enemy's surrender. With heavy wounds, she died on March 3rd, 1945. On April 10th, Aleksandra Grigoryevna was posthumously awarded the Order of Patriotic War, Second Class.

A ward of the Army? Why was the Soviet army adopting 12 year old girls? :psyduck:

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

HEY GAL posted:

my hauptmann said that some of the musketeers had died with bullets still in their mouths.

Died with them in their mouths (as ready reloads I, assume) or had them placed in their mouths before burial (as ready reloads, I assume)? The difference is significant but I don't know if you can determine which 500 years postmortem.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Squalid posted:

A ward of the Army? Why was the Soviet army adopting 12 year old girls? :psyduck:

A "son/daughter of the regiment" was a somewhat common occurrence. You see a kid wandering around some forest or burned out village, pick 'em up and make their life a little less lovely. There was an effort to periodically scan front line units for these kids and evacuate them to the rear, but often they would run away and rejoin their unit.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

hogmartin posted:

Died with them in their mouths (as ready reloads I, assume) or had them placed in their mouths before burial (as ready reloads, I assume)? The difference is significant but I don't know if you can determine which 500 years postmortem.

Choked to death on a bullet during a drunken party trick gone wrong.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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hogmartin posted:

Died with them in their mouths (as ready reloads I, assume) or had them placed in their mouths before burial (as ready reloads, I assume)? The difference is significant but I don't know if you can determine which 500 years postmortem.

probably the first, since although they do care whether or not their dead are buried--sometimes--and will even lay them carefully in the graves--sometimes--they still strip them naked or nearly so and (unless he was important) bury them anonymously

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