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Just thought I'd chime in that I had a 4K yesterday on mirage which included a close noscope and it was fun and cool. Playing with public matchmaking can be hilarious sometimes if you are on the right side of things. Maybe I'll start goonmanning again. CS is always my fallback game when I get bored with other stuff, does anyone else find that to be true?
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:The rule is that you buy HE grenades all the time until the one round you don't and then the bomb is ticking down and it's 1 on 1 and you both have 10 health and you know he's just around the corner waiting. This, plus if you know they're in A ramp, throw a loving grenade in there. Even if you only hit a guy for 40 with it, you've done enough to justify the $300. That's the difference between a teammate getting his poo poo pushed in by that guy and going "uuuuuugh, 76 in 3, bullshit" and getting the kill and hopefully not dying.
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:you're a trash player then sorry Hahahahahaha
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:you're a trash player then sorry 
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Nov 3, 2015 17:53
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Be sure to peek with a nade in hand so papa xen can toss you out with spiros and the rest of the nade apologists
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Nov 3, 2015 18:18
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Smoke grenDes rule. Sometimes I stand in them and get Hogg as poo poo
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Nov 3, 2015 18:22
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Grenades are good, especially when you run around corners with them in your hand, I suggest doing that with primed flashes when you're the front man of a rush, you will win games.
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The best ninjas don't even need smokes, they just walk over and blend in like they belong there
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At what ranks do people stop deranking? I just got matched with 4 derankers, and it was highly frustrating to say the least.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:04
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nosl posted:At what ranks do people stop deranking? I just got matched with 4 derankers, and it was highly frustrating to say the least. They never stop
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nosl posted:At what ranks do people stop deranking? I just got matched with 4 derankers, and it was highly frustrating to say the least.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:08
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Can't seem to get that last win for my placement.  So anybody wanna have a look and tell Randwandler(me) how to more efficiently mash my dumb babyhead onto the keyboard?
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Nov 3, 2015 20:17
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Apogee15 posted:Sure they do. You can't just throw them anywhere. You have to think about where you want to land. That's thought and planning, even if it's only planning 5 seconds before you throw the nade. I'm assuming this is a troll but if thinking for 5 seconds is difficult for you...  If you really don't understand how a single pop flash for retake or to counter a push is useful then I really don't know what to say. nosl posted:At what ranks do people stop deranking? I just got matched with 4 derankers, and it was highly frustrating to say the least. Report them. It probably won't do poo poo but if you report someone it prevents you from getting matched with them again.
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Nov 3, 2015 20:29
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5 seconds of planning is a lot when your usual plan is "which spot am I going to run to with this p90?" That's my plan 90% of the time.
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Nov 3, 2015 21:19
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So, I opened a case and got a minimal wear AWP Hyper Beast, that will almost make me break even on all the keys I bought 
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Nov 3, 2015 21:42
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fennesz posted:I'm assuming this is a troll but if thinking for 5 seconds is difficult for you... I am serious. I never said it's not useful, I said I don't want to do that. I just want to run at people and shoot them. And I'm fairly successful at doing that, seeing as I bounce between SMFC and LEM. I don't care about being "competitive". If I did, I'd join a competitive team and actually practice.
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Nov 3, 2015 21:57
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Apogee15 posted:I am serious. I never said it's not useful, I said I don't want to do that. I just want to run at people and shoot them. Then just play deathmatch? It's literally just running at people and shooting them.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:09
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Thom P. Tiers posted:Then just play deathmatch? It's literally just running at people and shooting them.
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symbolic posted:DM offers the fun experience of "get shot in the back because random spawns suck". Doesn't seem like it would bother this guy. He just wants to run at and shoot people. What's the harm of a lovely spawn and wasting 3 seconds. When you die in competitive you have to wait minutes sometimes.
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All I wanna do is *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
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Thom P. Tiers posted:CS is always my fallback game when I get bored with other stuff, does anyone else find that to be true? It's nice and predictable, and has a pretty clear learning curve, even if it is hard as balls. That, and there is nothing as thrilling as the crazy clutch stuff you can pull off. It's the only game I know of where sound and vision matters so much.
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Any eurogoons playing at ~DMGish (idk what my "real" rank is, used to be DMG back in the day) level? The cyka blyat solo queue experience is getting old again, wouldn't mind some good vibes while playing. https://steamcommunity.com/id/smoll/ Smol fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Nov 3, 2015 |
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Nov 3, 2015 22:57
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MM is the only fun way to play csgo.
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Every post in this forum is a troll
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Xenaero posted:Be sure to peek with a nade in hand so papa xen can toss you out with spiros and the rest of the nade apologists It is hilarious how often people tend to pull nades out right when someone is going to push/peek them aka the only truly wrong time to have them out
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I kind of agree...if your grenade is in your hands for more than two seconds, that means two things are at play. 1) You don't know why you bought the grenade in the first place 2) You are exposed and subject to getting shot in the face If you know why you need them and how to use them, you won't die to those dumb peeks where your pants are down and you're furiously rubbing yourself while a gun is in your face
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Smol posted:Any eurogoons playing at ~DMGish (idk what my "real" rank is, used to be DMG back in the day) level? The cyka blyat solo queue experience is getting old again, wouldn't mind some good vibes while playing. I'll add you in a bit, me and a few non-goons are LE~ and usually play on the weekend and sometimes after work. What you knew as DMG hell back in the day is mostly eagle hell now.
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mcvey posted:All I wanna do is *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*  you know what it takes to get my heart flyboi  Famethrowa posted:It's nice and predictable, and has a pretty clear learning curve, even if it is hard as balls. My girlfriend really wants to try and play CS with me but she is absolutely terrified of getting steamrolled since the majority of her gaming experience stems from console FPS. Ive mentioned the hilariously unforgiving learning curve multiple times, but I've also combined it with how satisfying it is to be a feared one-man wrecking crew in this game than any other (save for OG Quake or UT). A TURGID FATSO fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 00:22
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just put her in the computer chair and tell her that shes a god and cant be stopped by these noobs
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Turk February posted:My girlfriend really wants to try and play CS with me but she is absolutely terrified of getting steamrolled since the majority of her gaming experience stems from console FPS. CS isn't for her. Start playing knowing you're poo poo or don't bother.
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fennesz posted:CS isn't for her. Start playing knowing you're poo poo or don't bother. Oh yeah, I really don't think she'd fair too well, but she is an insanely good poo poo talker, so that would probably be the only saving grace to a bad CS experiment.
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Turk February posted:Oh yeah, I really don't think she'd fair too well, but she is an insanely good poo poo talker, so that would probably be the only saving grace to a bad CS experiment. If you guys goonman please record it.
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if you see me walking please stomp up to me and come to a complete stop so they know where i am without us double peeking anyone.
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fennesz posted:CS isn't for her. Start playing knowing you're poo poo or don't bother. Tell her that if she gets a thousand hours or so of playtime she'll work her way from poo poo to mediocre.
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Antares posted:if you see me walking please stomp up to me and come to a complete stop so they know where i am without us double peeking anyone. bro ikts called baiting have you ever heard of it? they hear one set of footsteps when there's two there GG
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Turk February posted:
I'm really poo poo, but CS is segregated enough by skill that I don't get hilariously stomped unless I'm playing goonman. The new player experience is waaaay better then when I attempted to play Source.
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My first goonman in forever (and 2nd overall) and I managed to get a 1v2 clutch by spraying through the mirage apartment wall. Tonight was good.
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Shadowlz posted:4 damage in 1 hit with unexploded nade. lmao
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