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MeLKoR posted:I just got off the phone with Derek and legal is working overtime to get the post cleared before midnight. I quote "you guys are gonna love it, it's totally worth the wait, it will give Roberts a heart attack" end quote. See ? We just need to keep the faith a little longer ![]()
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Guys my PC keeps parping at me what do I do?
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peter gabriel posted:Guys my PC keeps parping at me what do I do? Lol if you don't feed your pc it's daily dose of jpg
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I can't believe there's no blog post. Despite the vitriol and the bad reputation Dr. Derek Smart has garnered over the years I still...believed, somehow. I dunno. Call it faith. Call it belief in the innate goodness of man. For better or worse I trusted Derek with my vast galactic fortune. Unfortunately reality doesn't seem to mesh with my naive hopes; Derek Smart has run off with all my spaceships. All my investments. This was my little girl's college fund, Derek. What will I tell her now? Well consider my eyes open, Mr. "Desktop Commander." The blinders are off, hope is dead, and my salad days lay far behind me.
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Derek, how dare you stoop so low to have your blog post delayed by a few hours.
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So Smart hasn't posted anything. Can't say I'm shocked.
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MeLKoR posted:I just got off the phone with Derek and legal is working overtime to get the post cleared before midnight. I quote "you guys are gonna love it, it's totally worth the wait, it will give Roberts a heart attack" end quote. Derek should set up a 900 number that just says attractive stuff like that to nerds currently in anger over how much they spent on SC.
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MeLKoR posted:
Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?
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Google Butt posted:Lol if you don't feed your pc it's daily dose of jpg I have scanned in some and now parping has halted thank you
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector? There goes reddit, self-owned again.
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector? In their parent's basement.
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I'm pretty sure Derek is offloading out ships right now into the chinese market and that's why bitcoin is going up
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Derek if you don't post the blog you're going to disappoint my public relations department![]() He doesn't take kindly to unposted blogs
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Imagine if you created a script that reported your own images and got your own images deleted from the internet, that's where we are at, never forget that
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?
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Please stop posting cats in this thread because it's making me sad, as I don't own a cat.
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Solomonic posted:Derek if you don't post the blog you're going to disappoint my public relations department I'm not sure if that cat is looks cute or pissed off and scary. calm_before_the_storm.jpg
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Can we sue derek about blog
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Please stop posting cats in this thread because it's making me sad, as I don't own a cat. What if I told you that you owned all the cats?
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Google Butt posted:Can we sue derek about blog we can call his father
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Othin posted:What if I told you that you owned all the cats? John, you are the cats
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Othin posted:What if I told you that you owned all the cats? If I owned a cat I would pet it, but I haven't pet a cat in a long time so I don't think I have one.
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T.G. Xarbala posted:we can call his father He's in a wheelchair you sick gently caress
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Solomonic posted:Derek if you don't post the blog you're going to disappoint my public relations department This is blackmail send me money or I will post.
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Google Butt posted:Can we sue derek about blog On the phone to legal right now. The lawyer has requested some bones, a new chew toy and leash that is marked "friendly".
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What happened to Eonwe?? He went to take pics of his cat but never came back! Looks like they got Derek...and now Eonwe ![]()
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This post goes out to reddit and Derek: gently caress you.
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Fish Fry Andy posted:If I owned a cat I would pet it, but I haven't pet a cat in a long time so I don't think I have one. u just have 2 believe
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Kakarot posted:What happened to Eonwe?? He went to take pics of his cat but never came back! Looks like they got Derek...and now Eonwe Eonwes cat is a lion as well I think
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peter gabriel posted:Here's a true story for you all. actually it's because Tuesday is extremely Powerful
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rfek5/they_maybe_idiots_but_they_arent_stupidgoons/ They maybe idiots, but they aren't stupid...Goons would never gift their spaceships to DS. quote:That crap they are posting on SA is just that - crap. So don't believe the poo poo they are spreading on the SA forums now. Plus, it's highly likely that even DS's blog was all bull poo poo, too. SA is good at creating BS drama and it appears it worked.
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gizmo demands the blog post or else her pictures will become pngs![]()
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Tarranon posted:actually it's because Tuesday is extremely Powerful days are tricky
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Tarranon posted:actually it's because Tuesday is extremely Powerful thought your post was bullshit until I noticed the uppercase P but now I'm a believer
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flyboi posted:gizmo demands the blog post or else her pictures will become pngs Cat is preparing to attack?
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Othin posted:I'm not sure if that cat is looks cute or pissed off and scary. he kept trying to boop the phone hes very serious about his work
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Please stop posting cats in this thread because it's making me sad, as I don't own a cat. They are good, consider getting one
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flyboi posted:gizmo demands the blog post or else her pictures will become pngs I would try and quickly dust those blinds with its tail but only with thick gloves on as it may get annoyed near the top of the blind
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flyboi posted:gizmo demands the blog post or else her pictures will become pngs madde catte
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flyboi posted:gizmo demands the blog post or else her pictures will become pngs Now this is a great catte.
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