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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

No creature great or small can apparently resist your dick.

:(

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
mg post your dick

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Hogge Wild posted:

mg post your dick

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I'm surprised you really want to see my dick

Sdoots
Nov 3, 2013

I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?
We need to see the magic johnson for ourselves

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Magnus Gallant posted:

I'm surprised you really want to see my dick
My mom raved about it

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
magnum please seek help, dont kill youre self

the panacea
May 10, 2008

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Lowtax posted:

My dad raved about it

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i was buttfucked by my friend with a large penis

it was cool!

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
rly glad i didnt post the post i wrote

but this threads got me feelin


ok?

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
im done shameful things

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Magnus Gallant posted:

I'm surprised you really want to see my dick

I want to see your dick and your knife.

Crash-Override
May 9, 2009
For posting something in a thread about things that arent spoken of, Magnus sure loves talking about getting his wiener sucked by guys. Also dont kill yourself but keep the drunk ramblings up.


Voted 5

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

InterFaced posted:

I want to see your dick and your knife.

preferably a side-by-side

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
If Lowtax asks you to post your dick that's like a blank check to post your dick, which is usually a ban. What's the downside. That's a :10bux: value.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Magnus Gallant posted:

I'm surprised you really want to see my dick

What happened to you has changed you mentally into a woman. You are now fearful and submissive and will slowly start feeling the urge to wear women's clothes. Welcome to gayness

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Germstore posted:

If Lowtax asks you to post your dick that's like a blank check to post your dick, which is usually a ban. What's the downside. That's a :10bux: value.

He'll be fine lt won't do that. He's just drunk.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Posting from the goldmine.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

If Lowtax asks you to post your dick that's like a blank check to post your dick, which is usually a ban. What's the downside. That's a :10bux: value.

It's an excuse to post things like this.



I am Groot!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Groot's main root

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
i let my friend suck my dick for laughs, because it would be funny, so he did and we cried laughing when cum shot out of his nostrils, but we don't ever talk about it ok

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

macky2dope posted:

preferably side-by-side perpendicular.

Tweaked that post just a scoche for ya

Crash-Override
May 9, 2009
This one time I did a thing and everyone laughed about it, but now we dont talk about it anymore. It was pretty good times.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Magnus come back from drunk sleepy towwwwwn

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Champenema posted:

Tweaked that post just a scoche for ya

I always wondered how to spell that.
Looks about right.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Well I'm no longer drunk but I'm still too tall to sick my own dick

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
You must suck off yourself to neutralize teh gayness

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

christ gbs, leave the dude be.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
As a teenager I hitched a ride with 4 hot girls. Being drunk I took the liberty of vomiting in that car. I only remember their horrified look as I unloaded a gallon of vodka-orange EVERYWHERE.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

christ gbs, leave the dude be.
Yeah come on guys, stop picking on the guy posting drunk, threatening to kill other forum members, bragging about his refusal to attack Santa, claiming a universal infatuation with his dick, and suggesting terrorists poison hamburgers at airports. WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS ARE YOU PEOPLE

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
imho anyone that claims they dont want to attack santa doth protest too much

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

imho anyone that claims they dont want to attack santa doth protest too much
Well it depends on what Santa we're talking about, like Mall Santa or drunk Santa or Chimney Sliding Santa or what

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

Magnus come back from drunk sleepy towwwwwn

Give him some time man, he's busy being orally raped at the moment

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Lowtax posted:

Well it depends on what Santa we're talking about, like Mall Santa or drunk Santa or Chimney Sliding Santa or what

I paint my distaste for santa with a very broad stroke

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I paint my distaste for santa with a very broad stroke
Please don't mention broad strokes, it's a trigger for Magnus Gallant.

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem

Lowtax posted:

Well it depends on what Santa we're talking about, like Mall Santa or drunk Santa or Chimney Sliding Santa or what

The Tim Allen one.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Lowtax posted:

Yeah come on guys, stop picking on the guy posting drunk, threatening to kill other forum members, bragging about his refusal to attack Santa, claiming a universal infatuation with his dick, and suggesting terrorists poison hamburgers at airports. WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS ARE YOU PEOPLE

if he hadn't started rolling with the punches because a bunch of dudes asked if he enjoyed being sexually assaulted i'd be with you

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