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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

SniperWoreConverse posted:

i'm loving dumbfounded

careful now you might attract an ethics professor

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


:justpost:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Top City Homo posted:

odd that she is a professor in ethics but was never taught that raping retards is wrong

this is a good assist to either insult myself or my mother by implying that myself, the op, someone else or all of us are the product of retard rape by one of our parents. Go hog wild!

ummmmm he loved her did u not read?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I wonder how many times this lady watched The Miracle Worker and thought to herself,"this is pretty inspiring, but it would be better if Helen was a strapping black man who banged her teacher, and also he wore adult diapers"

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

SniperWoreConverse posted:

. i'm loving dumbfounded

im the guy in the OP is still bannable dude

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Gabriel Pope posted:

I wonder how many times this lady watched The Miracle Worker and thought to herself,"this is pretty inspiring, but it would be better if Helen was a strapping black man who banged her teacher, and also he wore adult diapers"

she prolly rubbed one out to that several times.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

if this chick wanted to gently caress a retard so bad she should have gotten a vibrator and a mirror lol

:master:

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
The quantum singularity event of liberalism has been realized; behold the reverse-rebound into recessive conservatism. Glorious.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

if this chick wanted to gently caress a retard so bad she should have gotten a vibrator and a mirror lol

:laffo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's kinda poo poo though. The guy just figured out a way to have a social life and he bangs the first woman who makes herself available to him. He will probably bang his way through her friends and alienate his social facilitator and never get laid again.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

I have to say she doesn't really fit the stereotype of your usual mudshark. She's got one too many high school diplomas and is short about 100 pounds.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I want to thank you, Gabriel Pope. I read the entire article. Stuff like this is the heart, the very essence, of what Something Awful should be about. Laughing at the train wreck of entitled lunatics.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
If anything its a pretty savage condemnation of the entire Facilitated Communication belief. The rapist was probably so deep into the kool-aid that she genuinely thought he was communicating these things that just happened to be her vision of a perfect man.

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

pentyne posted:

of a perfect man.

- something she can have sex with

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

quote:

Though Anna’s father says that she had been training in jujitsu to be able to defend herself in prison, she seemed optimistic to the end, planning out the life she would lead with D.J. after she was found not guilty, after he was freed from P. and Wesley and after they at last could marry. ‘‘We would have welcomed him with open arms into our family,’’ Anna’s brother said.

"but you see sister j, the smartest move to make is none at all"

*gets grabbed by the hair and smashed into a concrete wall while getting stomped on by 5 huge inmates.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Why did she write so much detail about delusional fantasy and raping someone she was trusted to care for.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Khorne posted:

Why did she write so much detail about delusional fantasy and raping someone she was entrusted to care for.

bbc is just that powerful

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

Clochette posted:

bbc is just that powerful

is bbc what you call the number 4 from ur local pizza place?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
drat I got burnt lil singed but not like her husband

quote:

Later, after he told Anna that she wasn’t to see his brother anymore, she tried to plead her case by phone: ‘‘I will put in writing, prick my finger and sign with blood — whatever makes you reassured that this is for real,’’ she promised in a voice mail message. ‘‘I will leave my husband, and I will make a permanent life and home with [D.J.].’’

this goddamn thing, if I start quoting any more i'm gonna post the whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





quote:

When he is anxious or upset, he puts his hands in his mouth and bites them, leaving open sores. In a better mood, he likes to play with plastic coat hangers or scoot over to the refrigerator for a snack. D.J. loves to eat; he loves to be outside; he loves to look up at the ceiling lights.

quote:

‘‘He’s an extremely ethical person — it’s one of the things that impressed me about him,’’ Anna said in court. ‘‘You know how you can meet somebody who’s extremely physically attractive, and then when you get to know them, they have such a horrible personality that they don’t really look attractive to you? It works the same way in reverse. If somebody has an interesting, engaging mind and good heart and a beautiful soul, that is transformative. It shows through, and you love the person. And so you love being close to them, and you love the body that they’re in, because that’s the body that they have.’’

quote:

They quibbled over the clothes D.J. wore and the records he listened to, and they debated ­whether D.J. should find his own place to live. I’m his mother, P. said. Let him be a man, Anna told her.

quote:

‘‘I was close,’’ D.J. typed — but they had tickets for a disability-­related film festival at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. They were going to see ‘‘Wretches & Jabberers,’’ a 2010 documentary about F.C. produced by Douglas Biklen, the founder of the Syracuse institute.

quote:

He demurred, typing out that in his view the women in porn are being exploited, and that, besides, Anna was more beautiful than any porn star, and he really wanted to be thinking only about her when they finally made love.

just loving lmao at all of this

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Clochette posted:

I have to say she doesn't really fit the stereotype of your usual mudshark. She's got one too many high school diplomas and is short about 100 pounds.

lol you've no place to talk poo poo and there's enough horrible at this situation without you being a stupid piece of poo poo

Hashtag GBS
May 10, 2015

by Lowtax

quote:

he likes to stare at the ceiling lights

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
So when's the wedding, OP?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Clochette posted:

I have to say she doesn't really fit the stereotype of your usual mudshark. She's got one too many high school diplomas and is short about 100 pounds.

hows that floor pizza working out for you and your retard goon husband

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

Blue Train posted:

you'd have to be retarded to get with her, woof



I'm way uglier than her. If retards are off the table, what hope do i have

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

I'm way uglier than her. If retards are off the table, what hope do i have

pics?

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

what is worse, raping a retard or killing a retard? because missouri is executing a retarded man tonight.

A) They aren't executing anyone tonight

B) He isn't retarded; he's alleging seizures

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/lethal-injection/supreme-court-stays-execution-missouri-killer-n456901

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

I'm way uglier than her. If retards are off the table, what hope do i have

can a dick get hard if the guys in a coma?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

deep impact on vhs posted:

hows that floor pizza working out for you and your retard goon husband

Pretty good, sometimes my husband manages to go without making GBS threads his pants for a few hours if I reward him with pizza

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Kiryen posted:

A) They aren't executing anyone tonight

B) He isn't retarded; he's alleging seizures

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/lethal-injection/supreme-court-stays-execution-missouri-killer-n456901

I read his IQ is 63, isn't that legally retarded?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Clochette posted:

Great, my nonverbal autistic cousin is going to live in a care facility next month. I'm gonna have nightmares about some failed cougar nurse trying to bang him.

good news, no one who works at those places has any romantic idealized view of residents. bad news, the sheer horror of working there will permanently destroy every trace of empathy they ever had, leading to frequent abuse and neglect. hope he is capable of feeding himself, or else he will likely starve to death!

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Clochette posted:

I read his IQ is 63, isn't that legally retarded?

Yes. Also, we already had this thread last week.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

good hobby, like outdoorsmanship and fridge scootin' and playin with coathangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Clochette posted:

I read his IQ is 63, isn't that legally retarded?

I don't know the law in MO but it sounds like legally stupid.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Kiryen posted:

I don't know the law in MO but it sounds like legally stupid.

he is above average for missouri

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Son of Rodney posted:

Her: "I could get lost in your eyes for hours ;-*"

Him:



:perfect:

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Gabriel Pope posted:

From this long-rear end article:


tl;dr:

search for elusive Least Privileged Man



eat a bowl of gently caress shitlord

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i wanna elucidate what i mean by that

you're a loving moron because you began your analysis by projecting motivations on someone you've never loving met

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Pick posted:

:psyboom: Oh my god this is not funny at all, this is horrific.

between comedy and horror, there is not a hard line, it's really more of a long, long gradient between the two poles

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Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

I'm way uglier than her. If retards are off the table, what hope do i have

Hey, how are you? ASL?

That lady looks like a phys-ed teacher.

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