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Lufiron posted:the best she could hope for is a submissive pushover manbaby who is just successful and independent enough to live on their own cuz I don't see a lot of strong willed confident normal men looking to raise someone else's kids i'd say that its 70% not raising someone else's kids and 30% of not wanting to deal with the father of the kids. i work with a girl that's pretty cute but her life is literally the plot of that knocked up movie with seth rogen, except she (21) is way younger than seth rogen (27) and seth rogen never got his poo poo together at the end of the movie and also stalks her
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hinge sucks they just changed it so if you don't msg in 24 hours your match disappears (old matches have 14 days).Business Gorillas posted:i'd say that its 70% not raising someone else's kids and 30% of not wanting to deal with the father of the kids. i work with a girl that's pretty cute but her life is literally the plot of that knocked up movie with seth rogen, except she (21) is way younger than seth rogen (27) and seth rogen never got his poo poo together at the end of the movie and also stalks her for me it's just you can't have that 20s life. you can't jsut go out wherever or gently caress with abandon.
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Groovelord Neato posted:for me it's just you can't have that 20s life. you can't jsut go out wherever or gently caress with abandon. My last girlfriend was a flapper.
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Groovelord Neato posted:hinge sucks they just changed it so if you don't msg in 24 hours your match disappears (old matches have 14 days). -Still not open in city of ~1 million -Demands info I wouldn't tell Facebook let alone them It's like they want to fail.
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Business Gorillas posted:i'd say that its 70% not raising someone else's kids and 30% of not wanting to deal with the father of the kids. i work with a girl that's pretty cute but her life is literally the plot of that knocked up movie with seth rogen, except she (21) is way younger than seth rogen (27) and seth rogen never got his poo poo together at the end of the movie and also stalks her Ehhh all the single moms I've hooked up with from OKC have been super adamant that I won't be meeting their kids for a long time, if ever. I mean like from the get-go it's all cards on the table "This is probably going to be a casual thing." I'm trying to think of a time on here I actually have met one of the "My kid needs a MAN" kind of girls and I don't think I actually have. I have probably not messaged a ton of girls like that, but you guys are missing out if you're getting scared off by her just having a kid. They are pretty easy TBH, just be ready to bail out on trivia night with your buddies if she texts you "Hey got a free evening, want to have a beer?" or something like that because single moms ain't got much time and they make efficient use of it. One single mom did have me meet her kid but it wasn't some big thing, she just asked if I wanted to have wings and a beer at some cool little restaurant and her kid, while a bit wild, was a cool 5 year old who loved Lego. Go message those cute single moms, they need sex too. Plus it is a great test; if you can't casually gently caress a chill single mom, you may need to fix yourself. Tumble fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Hollandia posted:I think the bio text was warning enough. The 22 year old just reads like every early 20s person who gets it In their head they don't want to eat bacon anymore. Then 3 years later they'll be back eating some bacon.
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MasterControl posted:The 22 year old just reads like every early 20s person who gets it In their head they don't want to eat bacon anymore. Then 3 years later they'll be back eating some bacon.  if you think a 22yr old cat lady "indigo child" (read: bred sociopath) with three different zodiac signs is going to get less crazy over time.
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anyone who says they have/want "humour" is already a bad sign, because they think they're coming off as cultured by using the Commonwealth spelling for things when it is actually a totally different word altogether.  on the other hand my barber says i'm overly sanguine so maybe i just need more bloodlettings to let my brain cool off edit: trying to parse the grammar vs intended meaning of this one is particularly confusing: ignoring the totally incorrect use of whom, why is she saying that she requires a man, who himself requires all those things? She wants a guy who is looking for a huge "diverse trait" (whatever the gently caress that means) and a big dick? why are white girls with noserings always so loving dumb damn horror queefs fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Listing the number of cats you own is really helpful, and should be done more often.
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drat horror queefs posted:anyone who says they have/want "humour" is already a bad sign, because they think they're coming off as cultured by using the Commonwealth spelling for things when it is actually a totally different word altogether. Don't be mad that you don't meet her requirements
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like i know that getting laid can be kind of rough when you're a goony fat person but jfc have some self respect and don't be so starved for companionship that you think being associated with a brokebrain like this is a good idea edit: doesn't she mean she's polyamorous or polygynous? otherwise i'm assuming she's part of a fat girl harem held by the Ur-Goon Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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vyst posted:Don't be mad that you don't meet her requirements  
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The vegan and the indigo were different people. I mean normally I wouldn't blame you for mixing them up but the crazier one is also way more attractive. drat horror queefs posted:ignoring the totally incorrect use of whom, why is she saying that she requires a man, who himself requires all those things? she wants to peg you and she wants you to want it
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3/4 profile duckface could make anyone look like poo poo, but man it looks like she swallowed her entire chin
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Decrepus posted:Would message back and die anyway we're all going to die anyway, friend, so live intensely while ur here
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drat horror queefs posted:anyone who says they have/want "humour" is already a bad sign, because they think they're coming off as cultured by using the Commonwealth spelling for things when it is actually a totally different word altogether. I agree about saying they want/have humour, usually a bad sign, but she is from & in the Commonwealth  I'm kinda missing the weirdness of tinder, now... Hollandia fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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cyberia posted:family photos  Keep your fork, there's pie Chunderbucket fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I don't get how all these hideous women are in these poly relationships. Not only finding someone to lay them, but finding multiple people that are willing to put up with being a perpetual side piece You know those sad sacks of poo poo that normal women won't gently caress because the stench of desperation and poor hygiene is overwhelming from 30ft away? Well, guess what...
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I don't get how all these hideous women are in these poly relationships. Not only finding someone to lay them, but finding multiple people that are willing to put up with being a perpetual side piece there's a reason why they're always looking. they wanna be poly, but there's always just 1 other person and no one else, perpetually
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Hollandia posted:I agree about saying they want/have humour, usually a bad sign, but she is from & in the Commonwealth Australians are notoriously bad at spelling. They mix up "bought" and "brought," as in, "We just brought a house."
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Lufiron posted:there's a reason why they're always looking. they wanna be poly, but there's always just 1 other person and no one else, perpetually That is a good point. Well, I guess to some people being poly is maybe an ego boost, especially if you are enough of a sad sack to want to hit...that, you would probably worship at her feet. People are odd VVVV True, Normal People can handle that kind of thing without having to make it into some sort of crusade CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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I'm pretty convinced at this point that gross people are poly and everyone else just does fwb/casual dating
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Business Gorillas posted:I'm pretty convinced at this point that gross people are poly and everyone else just does fwb/casual dating well yeah casual dating is more temporary because you have the options of new opportunities as the pool of mutual attraction is much larger poly is similar except you have forced "relationships" to keep it going because if it fizzled out normally then there'd be a huge in between period of nothing and searching
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Lufiron posted:well yeah casual dating is more temporary because you have the options of new opportunities as the pool of mutual attraction is much larger I guess they do it to themselves, but man "you are okay til someone better comes along" is just cruel
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