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Hi, I'm Officer Whip Slagcheek and it appears that my tits are even bigger than those of my slam-whale dream girl Lena Dunham \ 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Q: Seriously Whip, wtf? God drat she gets better looking each time. Gorgeous.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:56
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not saying she's hot, but I'd still hit
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Nov 2, 2015 20:19
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triggering whips dick 
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Nov 2, 2015 20:23
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:not saying she's hot, but I'd still hit Thats not really saying much, dude
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Nov 2, 2015 20:23
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:not saying she's hot, but I'd still hit you know shes a freak in the sack destroy your dick and pelvis, then move onto your fridge while youre laying there recovering
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Nov 2, 2015 20:24
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:not saying she's hot, but I'd still hit You also hosed a dude, so..
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Nov 2, 2015 20:31
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Whip Slagcheek posted:You also hosed a dude, so.. Yea, but he was drunk
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Nov 2, 2015 20:56
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Yea, but he was drunk still counts
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Nov 2, 2015 21:31
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Whip Slagcheek posted:God drat she gets better looking each time. Gorgeous. I don't think so, Tim.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:47
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I swear between kink-shaming Whip, Beanie's glorious sociopathy and Bernard getting cucked by a deformed chihuahua the cops in GiP are the funniest people on the internet
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Nov 2, 2015 22:03
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Booblord Zagats posted:I swear between kink-shaming Whip, Beanie's glorious sociopathy and Bernard getting cucked by a deformed chihuahua the cops in GiP are the funniest people on the internet 
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Nov 2, 2015 22:35
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Whip Slagcheek posted:You also hosed a dude, so.. No shame in that.
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Nov 2, 2015 22:41
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Teflon Don posted:No shame in that. Its only gay if the dick gets stuck in you. Otherwise its just you putting your dick in a hole.
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Nov 2, 2015 22:42
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Whip Slagcheek posted:God drat she gets better looking each time. Gorgeous. It's a well known fact that fatties try harder in the sack, since they have to. Hit, mark it off your bucket list and move on.
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Nov 3, 2015 02:17
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Its only gay if the dick gets stuck in you. Otherwise its just you putting your dick in a hole. any hole a goal
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Nov 3, 2015 05:15
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:any hole a goal - Bernard, 2015
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Nov 3, 2015 06:20
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JiimyPopAli posted:It's a well known fact that fatties try harder in the sack, since they have to. last gf was living proof of this
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Nov 3, 2015 06:33
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Booblord Zagats posted:I swear between kink-shaming Whip, Beanie's glorious sociopathy and Bernard getting cucked by a deformed chihuahua the cops in GiP are the funniest people on the internet If I ever win the lottery I'm hiring someone to revive Christopher Lee so he can do dramatic readings of Bernard's posts.
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Nov 3, 2015 16:46
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People busting on Whip, but you all know you'd hit it just to say you banged a chick that's on TV.
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Nov 4, 2015 05:33
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I would no poo poo bang Roseanne since she's rich and famous. And Betty White is probably still a freak.
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Nov 4, 2015 05:35
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suboptimal posted:If I ever win the lottery I'm hiring someone to revive Christopher Lee so he can do dramatic readings of Bernard's posts. brian blessed would probably be a good option or patrick stewart for that matter
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Nov 4, 2015 06:46
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I hosed a children's TV presenter a few years ago after a rugby game. And no I'm not going to reveal which one, I didn't even know who she was until some weirdo with no kids mentioned that she talks like shes had a stroke to toddlers on some program.
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Nov 4, 2015 10:26
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I hosed a children's TV presenter a few years ago after a rugby game. And no I'm not going to reveal which one, I didn't even know who she was until some weirdo with no kids mentioned that she talks like shes had a stroke to toddlers on some program. You could probably name her here and she'd still be anonymous, because it isn't American TV.
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Nov 4, 2015 11:58
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I think you're safe unless El Maligno is lurking.
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Nov 4, 2015 12:38
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It was a crap shag anyway. One of my friends smashed Tara Palmer-Tomkinson out about 8 years ago. It sort of made sense as he failed a drug test and despite taking all varieties of Steroid he pissed positive for Cocaine. This woman is famous for using so much gear her nose fell apart. She is also one of Prince Charles's pals.
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Nov 4, 2015 13:01
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:It was a crap shag anyway. Hahaha quote:In 2006, Palmer-Tomkinson received extensive publicity after her septum nasi collapsed due to her former £400-a-day addiction to cocaine.
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Nov 4, 2015 16:29
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Two Finger posted:Hahaha First pic on GIS is her with her tit hanging out.  http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/4/41/99/4/@/299233-tara-palmer-tomkinson-a-la-soiree-637x0-3.jpg
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Nov 4, 2015 16:32
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I hosed a children's TV presenter a few years ago after a rugby game. And no I'm not going to reveal which one, I didn't even know who she was until some weirdo with no kids mentioned that she talks like shes had a stroke to toddlers on some program. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1M_luAXwHw
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Nov 4, 2015 16:35
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She was hot about 18 years ago in a posh slightly horse-like way but when he chopped her out she was already on a steep downward slope. It wasn't much better than her, tbh Hezzy Actually it wasn't much better than the Sheepdog. I would have sucked the fart out of Konnie Huq though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpUBt3Nx7nc She worked on Blue Peter, which was loving trash Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 16:37
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buttcoinbrony posted:First pic on GIS is her with her tit hanging out. Jesus christ that's hideous
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Nov 4, 2015 16:38
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Two Finger posted:Jesus christ that's hideous kinda looks like a moob
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Nov 4, 2015 16:40
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A sad boob 
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Nov 4, 2015 17:12
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I'd hit it.
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Nov 4, 2015 17:18
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'd hit it. I'm sure that everyone in GiP has hosed worse
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Nov 4, 2015 17:20
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm sure that everyone has hosed worse
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Nov 4, 2015 17:21
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm sure that everyone in GiP has hosed worse i dunno dude i've never hosed a girl who literally destroyed her own nose
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Nov 4, 2015 17:25
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Two Finger posted:i dunno dude i've never hosed a girl who literally destroyed her own nose Saves you the job of doing it after you've ejaculated
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Nov 4, 2015 17:55
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Two Finger posted:i dunno dude i've never hosed a girl who literally destroyed her own nose That's legit a girl? I thought it was trans.
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Nov 4, 2015 17:56
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Skoll posted:That's legit a girl? I thought it was trans. supposedly, i'm not going any closer than i am now still i guess it's true about british girls looking horse-faced
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